You are a dad of 3 kids

Test drove I think 8 different full sized SUVs as a competitor test at work, I think the highlander is by far the best bang for your buck. It's a thoroughly excellent vehicle, just not what most autists on Veeky Forums want or need. Get the highline with the panoramic roof and air conditioned seats. Ride comfy.

Did I make this thread at the wrong time?
I only see idiots posting here.

just get a mini van. while its not super cool or fun, its the best option. just spend the other money left over on pimpin your ride

Why 7 seats?
If I really needed 7 seats, I'd get this.

What if I say, I prefer 7 seats?

You just posted a picture of it

Toss in some long tubes with a decent street head/cam setup and you've got a 460-hp daily driver

>he couldn't afford the automatic option

None, I'd divorce the wife and leave the kids, move away, and buy myself something I want

kek
you don't want to sit in the middle seat
never

Why would I need a seven-seater for five people? I have two sisters and the biggest car my family ever had was a Mercedes C-class. Are you by any chance American? If so, why does your culture insist that cars need to be like living rooms?

I would pay extra for a manual minivan.

Duh.

The kids can fight over it. Makes them stronger.

Because we're free. Can you say the same, cuckboi?

>Highlander
3 people told the same suggestion. I should lean more on to this.

yeah but it makes the trips really tense
dvd player is the answer for peaceful trip

A used Odyssey for 20-25k.

That's way too expensive. For the sake, I test drove one last week and it was excellent.

Buick Roadmaster Wagon
Mercedes W124TD
Peugeot 504/404 Break

Sell one of the kids and get a Volvo anyway

Alternatively you could wait for the new VW suv to launch next spring but that's a crapshoot. But yeah, highlander for sure. The only other one I tested that I liked somewhat similarly was the BMW x5, but that's a smaller and more expensive vehicle that is also less reliable.

Gotta see the fuel money, brah.
But R/T, RWD and HEMI, seems yummy.

Starts at 44k, according to the site.

>dvd player
It's the current year, tablets are cheap enough for everyone to have one.

2016 Kia Sedona Limited Edition

>dodge
Just no.

Also hemi is a meme, it's a pentroof like any other decent modern engine.

yeah true i 'm not a kid anymore
i'm not up do date about way to turn kids into peaceful zombies

Used Audi Q7 3.0 TDI, or the 4.2.

Used Discovery 4 V8.

Why aren't you allowed to drink beer in public? Why is prostitution illegal in your country? Why the fucking fuck can't you swear on TV or radio? Why do your cops feel the need to kill more people on a single day than my country in 10 years? Why do your laws only give people the freedom to be stupid while regulating harmless things to shit? Your prisons are ridiculously overcrowded and your justice system is a joke. A jury of common people with no training whatsoever? What the actual fuck?!? And that shit's normal to you! Enjoy your fucking guns and big landmass because it's the only thing you have over other developed countries.

>me
>my wife
>her bull
>3 kids
>7 seats
it just doesn't add up man

Black people ruin everything, mostly

jdm tite
~$10000

honda pilot is way better and more roomier than highlander.

>>he drives an escalade or navigator
>>"Wow, what a negro"

4 miatas

>he thinks there are better options

>browsing Veeky Forums
>breeding
Pick one.

Gently used 2004 Dodge Grand Caravan.

I don't, but it's a perfectly adequate place for a tiny 8 year old. Stop pretending like three children can't fit on the rear bench of a full size vehicle.

>Gotta see the fuel money, brah.

23 highway is not terrible for a 7-seat V8 SUV. Gotta pay to play

Get an 80s Suburban and spend on the rest on gas

What are you, black?

2016 4Runner 7-seater

And I'll never use the third row because the trunk is for cargo and dog cages.

Ford transit desu senpai

White.

'Burban

this
My kids won't be fat.

Found it.

Merc R500 or Renault Espace

One more photo for good measure.

>You are a dad of 3 kids.
>What good 7 seater vehicle under $50K will you choose?
A bullet to the brain

Kek

If you don't mind buying used, you can come in about 25K.

We bought a 2009 Ford Expedition limited w/ 73K miles and an additional 4 year 48K mile Ford factory warranty a couple years ago for ~$24K.

A miata with a trailer.

This
Was a middle child. Had to sit in the middle most of the time, it fucking sucked. Don't do this to your kids please

>White.
You used a punctuation there. You may be legit.

A time machine and a vasectomy.

>tfw no MazdaSpeed 5

not the problem the middle is very uncomfortable it's always worse than the side ones
so your children will fight for not being the middle one
also think of the bagages for 5 people
and if you got extend family like cousin etc that's usefull
5 seaters are fine for 4 people

A late 90's Astro with AWD and go through that fucker with a fine tooth comb,keep it stock too.Grew up in one,but it was not AWD and that van went all the way to 250K.Always started on the first try,but no A/C in it so summers were a bitch.

Fuck fuel economy,the V8 rumble will make the kids like cars and will scare the neighbors.

New? CX-9, no question.
Used? 7 Miatas welded together bumper to bumper, a la the human centipede

a manual can be fun in the car, but why the FUCK would you EVER buy manual kid hauler? It's one more thing you have to deal with on top of the shitty kids, and you lose out on towing capacity.

Ford Flex

Also comes with a Twin-Turbo V6 Taurus SHO engine. I inherited one from my mother, and I was pleasantly surprised by it.

I've always liked how they looked,too bad they're a bit pricey but it looks like it's worth it.

>strg+f
>"volvo"
>only 2 replies

>under 50 k
he is most likely in the us so it's not in his price range

Well why would he buy a new car. I'd choose an 850 over anything else,

honda fit shuttle.
or
honda jade.

The wife is probably insisting on a new one.

oh and civic wagon.

poor guy. i hope those 2 children are his own at least

yeah and you don't want to buy a car that has been trashed by kids
plus buying new feels good

Those Durangos are ugly as fug. I would say Ferd Explorer or Jeep Grand Cherokee but not sure if you can get a 3rd row seat. The Ferd Flex is supposed to be pretty nice and not so much truck-like. But Chevy Tahoe or Suburban might he the best bet for room if you don't want a van.

>implying I can't fit 3 kids in the back of a lowered WRX
>implying I can't fit the last two in the boot and on the roof racks

Used GMC Denali. 6.2L 400hp V8. Not as blingy as an Escalade, normal people won't know.

6 seats in 2 rows. All seats are separate. What's not to like?

Honda CR-V

the boot is kinda tiny
plus children will fight for the front row

>And then he posted pictures of laughing whores!

>and then he said "it's an automatic"

You mean like a cheap Range Rover knockoff?

PORSCHE MACAN TURBO

...

>Three children won't fit in the rear seat of a car.
>'Murica.

ls swapped 2001 ford expedition

FUCK the triton

2000 Dodge Durango Shelby S.P360
>3rd row seating
>Supercharged 5.9L V8

>what are friends
>Yurop