/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

"No, we still haven't posted everything from E3" edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Gamescom Siege video :
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interview with Armagan : youtube.com/watch?v=cqYTjnnhf_c

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/16

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/uMbrCTdV

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module Recommendations:

>user's ACOCK minimod
mega.nz/#F!JRQ1DRqA!Evh-3Q3uQRbaLzR4LiQ85A
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Dickplomacy 4.3.0.6
full version:
mega.nz/#!45wjBLLC!TvPDY-q1mWSkEEA3QVhpt3Tx-h93_-hz_UvHRULksw4
patch:
mega.nz/#!51gg0SAR!Ci61-zZGkSUmtZj4hGH6aeeyviA6VtjQFwrED1aLePY

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Kuroshio/19974/Mount-and-Babe-Whoreband
youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

New official tier list

I might have made it a bit too early.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

thanks, you too

I'm posting Homungus, the Lord Homungus, until we get a steppe waifu from the Rhodok Jews. Long May He Reign! Coop for Bannerlord when?

You're supposed to stutter type when you post that meme.
Solid inb4 that will be ignored.

Nice pic.

Dawn breaks, another fort fell. The blood of Uesugi's men now cover the hill.

>you will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

o-okay

I bet Uesugi will be a bitch about this shit though, he won't let me keep everything I gained.

That was fast.

>cao cao
>steppe waifu
>god's chosen people
>co-op
>no co-op
>bannerlord when
>animeposting
>anzuposting

Anything I missed?

What software are you using to get that effect ?
I want to translate the glory in this pic in a painting like effect

Variations on Cao Cao.
Harlaus memes.
Butter memes.

Just to name a few.

fotosketcher. it'sfun

Fotosketcher

Sup'
Thanks

>LONG MAY HE REIGN

you forgot boba fett

he went back

LONG MAY HE CHOKE ON HIS DEEP-FRIED BUTTER, THE FAT FUCK KING.

>cao cao
>steppe waifu
>god's chosen people
>co-op
>no co-op
>bannerlord when
>animeposting
>anzuposting
>cao cao variations
>harlaus memes
>butter memes
>museumposter
>armorposters

we can fit these in cao cao variations and harlaus memes


Now?

Steppe waifu variations.

>You will never raid the English countryside with your three best bros

Why even live?

someone post the meme pic with GET THE FAT KING and JEREMUS NO

Just ideal amount.

almost posted the reddit version

Castles in Uesugi territory, at least near Nakezawa, are very close to each other, so I need to go con a conquering spree and force a peace. No time to reinforce or distribute as kyoto is far away.

...

Same. Also, prima noctis dude. Damm, I could keep going.

Kanezawa*

I just realized we have a lot of memes, '''''borrowed''''' or not

Jeremus getting KOd is my favorite part. Glad you didn't shitpost excessively.

It is a good general we have, brother.

>the neck on that pole

Yeah, mirin'
How do I get natty neck gains?

>Women
Whelp, I lost it. Who made this tree?

Aye, I'll drink to that.

youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E

>tfw not ruler of a vast empire IRL
Why even live?

Not that surprising when there's fuck all to do except wait for Bannerlord.

>tfw renter of a shitty room with a bed 30 cm below the roof IRL

>tfw not one of Charlemagne's paladins

Born in the wrong era, lads.

There are other generals who also has nothing to do because of no content, like that abomination called /lisg/. At least we are better than them.

>30 cm below the roof

>/lisg/
Might as well throw /ksg/ with it.
Well at least we've got Bannerlord to think about.

/ksg/ is dead, user. They realized that there is nothing left to talk about and moved on.

Don't tell me otherwise.

>Don't tell me otherwise.
I have bad news

>#3219
That's a joke number, right?

That doesn't count the numbers they had on /v/ and they admit that they eventually lost count, so that number is far lower than the actual number of threads about a... 4? 5? year old VN. Fuckers should just be part of a single Visual Novel general.

no, but to be fair if other old generals counted every thread since Veeky Forums got made the number would probably be around there

>Fuckers should just be part of a single Visual Novel general.
If they can contain themselves.

The Welsh will inherit the world.

AFTER CONSULTING WITH THE PEERS OF THE REALM, KING RAGNAR HAS DECIDED TO CONFER THIS THREAD UPON KING RAGNAR.

LONG MAY HE REIGN.

The Empire will inherit your anal virginity

king harlaus the second playthrough

>knife/butchering knife
>throwing knives x3

>no helmet
>dinnerplate armour

>troops that upgrade to swadian men at arms only, 10 knights allowed at a time

r8/improve

The Wiccan Battanians will retake Calradia.

...

Use the slowest horse you can find, to emulate the weight of his fat arse.

so lame horses and 0 athletics

>vaegir
>great

what about that dynasty mod?

...

I used to be part of /digi/. Before /digi/, there were occasional Digimon threads/pseudo-generals on /a/, but they all died too quickly. People tried to keep them alive with memes (mainly Mimiposting), 02 bashing, posting custom evolution lines… but Page 10 could be staved off only for so long. Eventually we gave up.

When Cyber Sleuth got an English release, many of us coalesced here on Veeky Forums in /digi/. The new game, larger audience, and the then-upcoming -next 0rder- kept it alive and active for a while, but when -next 0rder- was release din Japan, and it was short and unexciting, activity waned again. People again turned to memes to try and keep the general alive, but when its demise looked inevitable, we decided to just let it rest gracefully, and stopped making threads, instead biding our time on Discord.

Digimon, like Mount & Blade, has no overarching lore to discuss. The wait for new games is long, and sometimes disappointing, so there are long stretches of waste where there is no new material to discuss.

Though /mbg/ now seems slow and moribund, I can say that it's still much more healthy and alive than the Digimon threads were. There's always a new mod or two to discuss, people still play the game and thereby share experiences, and the factions, gameplay dynamics, and real-life analogues of the game can still bring forth new and fresh memes.

Don't give up hope, /mbg/; we'll hold out until Bannerlord, I am certain.

probably smells like horse shit and sweat

>empire peasant
>100

>still no extended siege video in 1080p

>still no release date.

Does anyone else noticed how many troops one vassal can recruit, everyone runs around with 150-200 troops easily.

They'll probably announce early access 1-2 weeks prior because they're sick memers beholden to no man.

Your campaign AI difficulty is on maximum no ?
Ennemy numbers is all it increases

As long as we get some news before christmas I'll be OK

vassals don't have a cap, easy way for a vassal to get a huge army is to rescue a bunch of prisoners
it's just respawn time iirc

>it's just respawn time iirc
Maybe but I'm sure campaign Ai increases ennemy numbers. As well as bandits btw

So is this piece of shit ever going to be released or is it going to be next DNF?

>As well as bandits
well that just scales from player level

That too.

I'm posting Bi Gu Gai until we get a good Romance of the No Survivors mod.

...

It's time to stop

fuck this caught me off-guard

Holy fuck I am excited, I wonder what faction politics will be like in the empire.

hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/Kuroshio/19974/Mount-and-Babe-Whoreband

Repeat after me, /mbg/.

>Page 10 hits, and my watch begins.

the show is terrible
books are ok

yeah, OK if you like books written by scat fetishists with pedophilic tendencies

youtube.com/watch?v=QmKhGqWcJGY

get out of my general normie

>realism
>fetishist and pedophilic

GoT is normie shit though what are you talking about

Post Him.

i told you to leave my fucking general don't make me tell you a third time. There will be consequences.

you underestimate me, friend

that scene was completely unnecessary though, just say she was hungry to describe her plight in the wilderness, not her fucking dysentery, Christ

get out GoT normie, your show and books are shit

>French
kek

>he thought i was defending GoT and not scat and pedo fetishism

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>fetishes
get out normie

Rhodok should be over Jew you butthurt swadishit

>we'll never have a modder japanese enough to make lolis in warband

>what is lolimod

something I'm not googling

gib link

read the pastebin