/srg/ speedrunning general

beezy here reminding yall who really run this shit

>Resources
twingalaxies.com
reddit.com/r/samandtolki
reddit.com/r/cosmowright
reddit.com/r/speedruncelebrities
speeddemosarchive.com
cyberscore.me.uk
streambig.net

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twitch.
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reddit.
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pastebin.com/tn444wdJ
twitter.com/0xA101/status/767864206641270784
twitter.com/sandcastletyrnt
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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NG+ Speedruns - complete bullshit or just regular bullshit?

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reminder to vote
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Let this doggo die

speedrunning general? more like sh*tty rude general t b h

HOW TO SAVE /SRG/ AS A COMMUNITY:

We need to bring our foundation (aka "oldbois") back, or they need to be more active. I'm referring to the following:
>weewee
>peaches_
>duke
>grav
>ion

Keep the following oldboi shitters OUT (aka stop talking about them/giving them attention):
>skeletonbill (doesn't speedrun, barely has)
>dickoak (same)
>beneziaa (same)
>slayer (same)

Secondly, we need to bring back our future (aka "newbois") and stop treating them like shit.

I'm referring to the following:
>malos (he is nothing how the thread makes him out to be)
>jmatt
>doublearmory
>tk mze
>andre

Stop giving the following attention:
>meows (rarely speedruns and only does so when he's a hot topic)
>ari (literally who? also same as above
>squid (tries to police the thread despite having no authority and not being a speedrunner)

If we work together we can save this place. If we keep giving people who don't care and are only here to shitpost/boost their ego attention, this place will not survive 2016, I guarantee that.

>2 posts early
elin

simplee elin

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all me lads

i love you simplee elin

more like medievil general

what time do I need to join the beezy clique

The NKR Stigma

slayer stream

acceptable if it's a harder difficulty or skippable cutscenes

here's your (You)

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fuck you mine was a serious question

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I think they're retarded

twitch.
tv/skater82297/v/85085157?t=135m40s

someone please put me out of my misery

*sticks dick in srg*

OW!

The Grind Rat Stigma

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The Community Dragon Stigma

This is getting to new levels of pathetic Squid. You are exposing yourself as a stupid grind monkey with a bird laugh. A cucklet birdbrain. A Ground Monkey. A Marxist BirdMonkey. Waah waah, you've been EXPOSED !

Cronikeys for Speedpresident

Once the faggot beta cucks have been removed from speedrunning, the God Gamer Stigma will be lifted and only pure runners will remain.

These are the only gamers pure enough to be worthy of the God Gamer label:

CavemanDCJ
Dram55
Feasel
PJ
Behemoth
Ivan
Gari
MechaRichter
IonGravirei
Dragondarch
Chanzeux
Callumbal
Cyghfer
Andy
Zoast

If you are a nuthugger for anyone but the runners listed above, I will not rest until you are removed.

how is squid not a speedrunner

>not a single nip on the list
>not even the DQ3 (most speedrunned game ever) wr holder

japanese God Gamers do not suffer from The Stigma

The God Gamer Stigma

The Bird Laugh Stigma

The Grind Monkey Stigma

The Taxonomy Turtle Stigma

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The Ground Monkey Stigma

The Medi Evil Stigma

get those tumblr question marks out of here faggot

i guess thats an n looks like im not streaming
what the heck are tumblr question marks????

fuck off

why are you so rude????

fuck off tranny

check again

paula's cute feet

the poll was closed at 5 ns to 3 ys those votes are invalid!!
how is posting a dog picture in the thread off topic but posting a picture of a dog for the op not??

Why the shit are these threads allowed to exist?

No one here talks about speedrunning. This thread is /b/ tier levels of faggotry.

I am ashamed of each and every one of you.

what game do you run?

who are you quoting?

Here we go again

we just spent a lot of time talking about records without a video and the dq3 bounty

who is we?

what the fuck is a bird laugh?

This is some nice speedrunning contribution from you, faggot.
Besides, /srg/ started by a cosmo stream monster for the purpose of circlejerking with other stream monsters. It was never about speedrunning.

bump

It's a meme from the secret ending of Medievil 1488.

not even the nips believe their countryman's time without a video

you cant make this shit up

I'm sure they just haven't gotten around to updating it yet.

they have oxwas time on there and that doesn't have a video either

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>no fast acceleration
suboptimal

medievil will stop the tranny menace

>medievil will stop the tranny menance
>*logs into discord to talk to a tranny*

medievil will stop the tranny menace

>doggo

who are you quoting?

Can I get a list of Veeky Forums-approved memes I can spam this thread with?

anything that isn't reddit-tier garbage

then why didn't you quote any of the people posting medievil?

medievil isn't reddit-tier shit, it's just fucking obnoxious.

meanwhile the doggo shit is all over plebbit reddit.
com/r/rarepuppers

>medievil isn't reddit-tier shit
that's debatable

Spread this to the speedrunning community!!!!

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SCREAMER DON'T CLICK

it's garbage but not reddit garbage. it's only nkr who finds this shit funny

voted for the dumb tranny bitch :)

bigot

*gets btfo in speedgame*
*fails to take wr back due to hand pain*
*transitions*
*bird laughs*

actually i can guarantee you that at least a few people burst out in laughter when they see a medievil post

t. nkr

Kill yourself faggot.

but hand pain a legitimate injury you can get from speedrunning

you are LITERALLY the only living organism in the entire universe who finds it funny

would there be a better feeling than trihex getting his romhack denied from agdq

going balls deep in beneziaa and cumming as hard as you can

having slayer go balls deep in me and cumming as hard as he can

Headcrab this needs to stop, keep your ERP to your private Steam chat.

sorry geurge

pastebin.com/tn444wdJ

>not wanting to go balls deep in beneziaa and cum as hard as you can
based gay

jude

having it get denied from smash the record or whatever other meme event he's going to

why are speedsluts so sickly?
twitter.com/0xA101/status/767864206641270784

found this in the comments
twitter.com/sandcastletyrnt

it's a man

Is it degenerate to look at your chat while streaming?

is this proof that being associated with speedrunning gives girls seizures?

Streaming is degenerate.