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ROLL CALL
IT'S TUESDAY
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MEET IMMINENT
8PM FRIDAY
HAPPY TEA HOUSE
8383 westheimer @ finale
Next to Wal Mart

Come as you are.

Discuss our post meet up activity. We currently have no concrete plans. We had many people wanting to do a forest run on 149 but also a couple of naysayers were opposed to the idea


Dave and buster's was a solid choice for the post meet activity.

Surprise!

Free stickers for hou crew.

If you want more than one you gotta pay me 3 dollars. Limit 2 because I only have twenty

They're coming in on Friday so don't ask me for pictures yet

Commence DISCUSSION

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Previous discussion

News
-We have stickers now
-We still don't have an actual name
-This is going to be the first meet you won't have to bring a boat to
-We're growing bigger by the day ;^)

I think that's about it.

>British Engineering in its natural habitat

F

The font is called Colors Of Autumn.

>We're growing bigger by the day ;^)

I know I am.

Well, we're a day late and a dollar short on that one. It's cool though, at least I'll have it for next time.

Sorry guys it's westheimer @ dunvale fucking auto correct

It's apparently a carb issue of some sort. Either it's gummed up or the water choke is fucky. Either way, it's not gonna be fixed until at least Monday.

At least it had the courtesy to die a mile from home and not on I-45 in the middle of the night.

:'^(
Don't worry, m8. We'll all make it next time.

It ain't about what you walk away from, it's about what you walk away with.

(Attending.)

desu you should disassemble the carb clean it and slap it back on

It died too far from home. If it was in my driveway I'd try it, but since I needed to get it towed anyway I might as well take it to a shop and get them to fix it properly.

So about the meet

I think track 21 should automatically be out. Fuck those shitkarts. Saved my balaclava for nothing

149 still has my heart I've been there about 3 or 4 times with the GS alone and I think if you're unfamiliar you could stick with somebody with some good high beams.

If you see a hill that obscures your download view, than slow down. There's one hill where after the crest is a deep curve so that could be tricky

Why Monday? There's three business days between now and the meet

Hello Strangers, I'll be making my way to the meet. Hehhehe

That's how long the shop will take to fixing it. They aren't even going to be able to look at it until tomorrow.

inb4 gun-wielding terrorist

Since Happy Tea House attracts questionable people after dark, should I bring my AR15 or Vz58?

I see you have an eye for things. Gun's not just about shoot'n, i'ts about reload'n! You'll know what I'm talkin' about!

bring the ar for me to borrow and the vz for you. I'm not adept with Slavic weaponry

Is that all, stranger?

>inb4 nig with guns and drugs for sale

Got a .380 or .32?

Not enough cash, stranger!

Piss off salesman I can buy a brand new one for 279 plus tax

Not only will you need cash, but you'll need GUTS to buy that weapon!

As I said in the other post I might be coming. Depends on if I buy the truck I was talking about. If everybody is bringing their guns I might as well bring my ar 15 as well. Although that would go well if I get pulled over.

Why is Texas so gay? Don't you have anything better to do than MEETING each other. KEK

No we like to shit post too.

>meet threads reeeee

Wow, a forum for auto discussion and people want to meet up?

>

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>Although that would go well if I get pulled over.
The cops in Texas don't care.

Probably not. I know the procedure if you have a gun in your car but if I get pulled it's most likely gonna be for speeding. So the cop will probably already not like me.

Actually they do, don't be retarded. Guns are for faggot Texans anyways.

The procedure is DADT.

The only thing a Texas cop is going to do if they pull over a white or asian dude with a rifle in the car is talk about the AR they're building at home.

>guns are for faggot Texans anyways

People kill, they use guns as tools for them. Limiting the amount of tools to kill people will decrease crime rates.

Is that why crime skyrocketed in the UK and Australia after they banned guns?

CITATION NEEDED

>guns as tools
Guess what, if somebody wants to kill someone they will find a way. Yes, a gun makes it real convenient but there are plenty of ways to kill people.

I could probably beat the Orlando fag's high score with an axe or hammer pretty easily, desu.

Probably not but Ok.

It's all about location, not the weapon.

Guys, the meet is on the 18th not the 17th. Didn't you get the memo?

We gon' pass the Cals soon enough, believe me.

I'm still jelly of their roads though.

Oh yeah, Houston's got shit roads. But we got better people.

Maybe one day we'll have an inter-city meet.

Damn, page 6 already? Way to go, dumbass.

Just give it up faggots. California will always be the best. Don't even think of copying us.

>copying California

Why on earth would we ever do that?

>houston meet
>no one has a truck that has a smoker so we can have a bbq in a parking lot

Y'all need to step it up

As much as we talk about fondling each other's cocks, I don't think anyone here is that big of a faggot.

>Cali lurking on Hou threads
>yet no one on Hou lurking Cali threads

>not triggering hou to get off page 7
Do you even care about this meet?

You can't handle the truth.

these are just artificial niga hours just wait

Just hit up some Dave & Busters boys. I wish I wasn't alone though. Hopefully some of y'all will want to join me sometime.

You should've told us, I'd be down. Are you going to be there all night?

I just left, it closes at 12. You're right, I should have said so, but I just wanted to get out right at the moment, get a little peace of mind.

I know how that feels. Sometimes I just drive nowhere in the night to be alone with my thoughts.

Damnit, I love this color combo and wheel color.

>mfw waiting for Friday

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Something on your mind, GS?

*twirls phone cord*

Yea GS, something on your mind?

*puts finger in butthole*

>mfw trying to catch up to ya'll on 610 but traffic keeps coming my way

kek

You mean there's someone else in this crew who's not a bitch to go above speed limit?

Precisely, you catch on quite fast for an autist.

like 90% at least? kek

no thanks, I just got some actually but when I posted that I was waiting on that phone call

I just took a big shit, it reminded me of this subreddit.

All that salt, big boy, let me drain it.

I just want everyone to know, y'all meets is good and stuff, and I'mma let you have them, but Hou was the first and best non-Cali meet to work; Chi, Ohio, New England, Michigan, we responsible.

Everyone stay all the way up.

I don't understand what you're trying to say.

he's complimenting our butts

It's not that hard to understand.

I'm a bit slow, both in my head and my driving. Life was never easy for me.

is ok

We're all going to make it.

Hehe... thank ya

We weren't meant to stay on this planet forever...

>you will never hoon at several miles per second in the distant, vast reaches of the orbital boundary

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This thread is filled with retards..
One of the worst I've seen

Good morning fuckers

Can I marry her?

Sure. Go nuts

t-thanks senpai

2 more days lads, my dick is getting harder by the day.

Sleeptime Bump

>Bavarian-creamy-good-morning

???

Daily reminder two days and we have a sticker

She going to be thicc eating all that mayo

If she did shed gain several points because that face ain't doing it

>not liking skinny af girls
Y tho

Fuck the police.

soundcloud.com/pink-guy-album/fuck-the-police-nwa-cover

Dude from Cars and Coffee is selling his FD, and it almost looks like he's using one of SC's shots as his primary photo.

houston.craigslist.org/cto/5629802787.html

Why isn't there an earlier meet?

We could have a scout party run the forest roads around 4:00, but I don't know.

>4:00

I mean like noon or some shit.

>fucking a skelly

Y tho

Pre meet at ramen Jin anybody?