SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

LAST THREAD: Sweet Clown edition
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>who cares

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated when you beg for it to be updated
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #vgstation

>Official discord for Metaclub and circlejerk purposes!
discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/11059296
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5976
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10837
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6224
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5360
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/4899
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Comfy

hi killette

I don't think you'd recognize me even if you knew my ckey.

>colonial marines
>queen orders up to two waves to attack sulaco instead of all at once
>we get massacred of course
>be reborn
>go super flimsy super fast xeno
>facehug a few dudes and ensure we get a minor win anyway cause xenos still alive lmao

How do we fix wizard so it's not valid hunter/murderbone power hour?

accept the blood ritual.
it will be forever
also fuck friendly wizards
t. roleplayer

are we ever going to have admin events again?
everyone always complains, but I liked them

drungi

trump

>want to play
>don't want to do the exact same bullshit that I do/everyone does
Feels bad man

where did the magic go?
is this why all the long-timers just end up greyshitting or turning into jerks?
is that my fate?

play some colonial marines for a while

Convince elim to come back

What's the best thing to do in this videogame here?

Botany

for most people probably antag
for me, I prefer medbay. there's a really nice feeling when people are grateful to you for saving them

play other games
try new things in-game
limit yourself to like one or two rounds a day
pic related

the game is still fun and engaging and I've been here for years. don't be such a baby

>Iniggercy is a headmin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

my husbando is not black!

>owner of colonial marines doesn't follow his own rules when he's playing
>answers ahelps against his character

lol

>nuke readmins after griffing
>bwoinks the guy who spaced him

lol

Help it's page 9

>all of these people were admins
>only one of them was any good

>tfw your admindo will never return

He's got a big black cock which is why you're addicted to him.

He's not a good person, he's probably butt fucking ugly too.

>tfw the prayermin has left us

he does not! my husbando is white! you're just jealous because we're getting married

Who was top-left?

Your husbando is probably fucking some gutter trash nigger right now.

le deep danger for the 50th time in a row XDDDD

x-D

OLE!!!

LE EPIC WRESTLER XDDD

Remember thread shitposting is just that, the server opinion is different.

www.strawpoll.me/11055456
www.strawpoll.me/11055489
www.strawpoll.me/11055536

>only barely

Nice.

There was also a vote asking if waifus should be banned.

Guess what the result was?

Make a poll and let's find out

strawpoll.me/11059296

There already was one in game.

>space guitar
>space person who spaced guitar
Quality escalation

What did Nuklear do to them after? Ban them?

shit man if nuke had banned them he wouldn't be an active admin still
you don't touch issues you've been involved in and you DON'T touch your own issues

Oh so he didn't do anything? God bless nuke

Looking for Waifu

Criteria
>cute
>good
>not shit

Do ANY waifus meet this criteria?

fay

How do I monetize spess?

Don't touch Fay. She may not know it, but she is mine!

...

Make a custom codebase everyone wants to play on, then charge for access.

Me!

Learn to code, code things people want for money.

like babies?

Looking for Husbando

Criteria
>cute
>good
>not shit

Do ANY husbandos meet this criteria?

>nuke op's nuke-walker never

How about one that's occasionally incredibly useful and lucky or helps the station in some way but is never noticed or acknowledged and assumed to be a moron because he's socially inept

>Make a discussion topic on the github
>Nobody discusses it
>It never gets pushed through because of lack of discussion, although no opposition

My stuff tends to sit for about a week after the contributor vultures have finished memeing it, then it's silently pushed by cluster.
Give it a while.

It's a very simple change from the way it looks, it's just not enough discussion has happened for it to be openly pushed. Almost been a week, usually things have a decent amount of opinions before pushed.

It was nice to be part of a full engineering team.

Pity we couldn't get anything cool done.

Your wall-powered singulo shield was interesting to run into.

Are you talking about a PR or an issue?

Just because people agree about something is no guarantee someone will code it

Issue, but it's also a balance issue so I'd rather it get discussed before pushed anyways.

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5976
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10837
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/6224
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/5360
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/4899

Sometimes the point is to discuss because there's no feasible, or apparent, option to move towards.

At least they're getting discussed

Looking for a Husbando

Criteria
>Big dick
>Plays rough
>Black

Is there ANYONE who meets this?

Iniggercy does.

Intigracy has an average penis

Librarian guy, either be a journalist about actually relevant shit or print out the actual reference manuals and write more so you can teach newfags. We're always getting new people who don't know shit so if you want to be useful be useful.

Everyone on Citadel Station 13

Average for a nigger.

>tfw intigracy will never impregnate you with his anti-cum

There are about 5 people who care about botany killette

Yes he will, just get on his dick you pussy bitch.
He'll fuck anything with two legs, and since he's a furry he'd probably fuck some things with more.

who

>discussion topic with barely any replies that's about a week old
only one issue fits this description

try hippie

What else am I supposed to do? Hope one layer of grilles will stop meteors?

I mean a lot of what people see when they see these things is
>we've already discussed this and hashed out a plan, why hasn't this been done yet?

When really it's like, you've described this huge sprawling system that touches 10 other systems so its going to be ridiculously annoying to code. And furthermore people have formed STRONG opinions about it by this point so no matter what you do you WILL face pushback from the players about it.

No, I mean I actually liked seeing it.

>time for a nice, relaxing lowpop round in engineering
Or not.

Oh, thank you.

That was terrible

Fresh meme

God has a hardon for marines because they kill everything they see

>tfw no one will ever draw your static name

What do you have to do to repair an emaged APC? Do you need to completely disassemble it?

You have to go within one step of disassembling it. Keep going until you "remove the burned electronics"

Are you a bad enough dude to post your static name?

Of course I am

Axel Biery

Julia Brandt!

friendly reminder that emag-burned airlock electronics can be repaired using soldering iron; i don't really know about APC electronics, but i can assume it works a well.

Harley Quinn
Suro Ruro
Artemis
Isabella James
Incin Fuego
Tachiha
Arcane Tome
Powa Gama (Wizard)

een you are the worst player

Lisa tovir 8-)

No I'm not,so I'll post someone else's static name.

Iroquois Pliskin

You piece of shit marry me

Hyun-ae Smith

:^)

Carl Bell

Milf?

hi cluster

Sure, Caesar Johnson

Trinity Jacobs

I watched you get rekt a few times on CM
Unless someone else played under the name