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15 memes early
What's with the amount of Mercy instalockers in QP in the recent days?
Mei is for _____
Why does Mei have the hottest fanart? I don't mind at all, but she doesn't interest me in the least to play. It's kinda strange that I like her art the best though.
Every Blizzard game has people playing shit they don't understand.
Lucios who don't speed boost, Sym who never shields, Mercy who can't rez, McCree who can't aim, 76 that don't heal, Ana that don't heal, Rein who never shields, etc
In fact, stealth might make it easier for these fags to actually contribute to the team, since it's possible for them to add pressure simply by PICKING the hero.
No because that triggers my autism.
So does the fact that you're constantly changing the topic instead of admitting that you're a retard who like to spout shit about thing they know nothing about.
>'I swear I was playing mercy a lot before the patch hit, I didn't just pick her up because she got buffed!'
I hope they don't fuck up the redemption arc.
THE OBJECTIVE IS MINE, JOIN ME IN GL-AUUUGH
>Kitty Reaper
Moe~
Sex
same reason people instant-pick supports in mobas
theyre either retarded and cant understand things like aim or awareness or are cucks/gaymur gurlz
hugs
>Their Pharah
JUSTICE REIGNS FROM ABOVE
>triple kill
>Your Pharah
ROCKET BAR- AUGH
>comp ends
>forced to play quickplay
>every game I queue I get crushed in
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Xth for Sombra will be an obese, sassy black woman from a Georgia ghetto.
I went 9-1 on ptr and I'm a master
What will I get on live
Cutest and best pairing
No thanks
Looked at that board when it was made and it was just western /d/
And I only deal with vanilla and lesbian
>An Aussie dating a chink
Like pottery
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Mei is FAT
Junkrat is too cute for her
Lovingly impregnating.
>not Reinhardt and Ana
fucking dropped
That makes sense for a stealth hero to have a background in stealing. Would you like a job at Blizzard?
>not Ana x everyone
You just know she worked her way around in her service days.
just got a spicy legendary for her and i gotta show it off 8)
>6-stack Sombra
Yes please.
I also believe that the Hanzo changes in the PTR are fine, the new map is great, and cosmetics are the future of long term profits.
>playing qp
>Sombra when
>master
>This is the home of the Shimada Clan. My home.
What did Hanzo mean by this? Is this a hidden Sombra clue? Blizzard truly are the masters of putting secret clues and hints into their games
>That much hair on junkrat
>Mei not having tree trunk thunder thighs
shit artist desu
it's in the refrigerator
Fuck if I know, but that bitch has become more common than Lucio it seems.
Odds of her healing buff making it out of PTR?
at least 'till i fucked everythang up
It's actually a reference to the Uzumaki Shimada 6, a preordained community clan in Overwatch led by a top secret assassin known colloquially as Sebastian Schwin
>Sombras ultimate is her hacking your PC and logging you off battlenet during the match
Is there anything funnier than seeing an enemy Widowmaker die when she's saying her ult?
mercy is my fave. wish she was more viable
>friend starts playing reaper
>suddenly becomes an entitled dipshit
>complains i don't heal him when he's not in my sight at all. i'm not running across a fucking map for your stupid ass
>complains about other people playing support for the same reason
You can fucking heal yourself, you can wraith away, you can teleport. Quit bitching.
>Lucio about to break it down
>gets booped over the well
>his animation continues with him diving straight down into it
Ana was released a month ago and new map + revamped comp this past week
You aren't seeing sombra for a while
Anyone have any tips for showing the rest of your team you're open to be a healslut? I know the spray to use is the rez icon, and I think the proper voiceline is Super?
what am I supposed to do now that ranked is done and no one in quick play has a brain
I still want olypics crates desu senpai
you need a red handkerchief in your left back pocket
There is nothing more satisfying in this game than hooking a Mercy and giving her a big fat face load of scrap metal.
Get some >friends and make a 6 stack.
You are sick, user, sick with the thicc.
This. Christ quick play is trash.
>old arena FPS player
>play mainly Pharah and Widowmaker
>both are completely outclassed atm
How fun.
Have you tried just being a healer and not a fucking faggot
Rough or smooth mouse mat? I play at 800 dpi
>Sombra is the first hero you have to unlock
>You can only unlock her via loot crates.
Are you in harmony, /owg/?
faggot
play qp without using your brain, like everyone else.
>unlockable via lootbox only
Oh shit, good idea! I could kiss you on the mouth right now.
I just had an epiphany, Eichenwalde could be unlocked via loot boxes too! All future content could be. Why the fuck did we not realize this sooner? I'm going to encrust my yacht, the SS Pozzer, with diamonds from your idea.
I thought that your skill rating went down below 3k but you didn't lose your diamond portrait thing. Is that not true? I lost like 2 games at 3030 and didn't drop. Won 1 and now I'm at 3080.
I'm the same guy who said Sombra will be a fat sassy black lady. You owe me a job.
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nice streamer overwatchtards
You'll see
Why are overwatch streamers garbage? What are some approved streams?
Why does she make people so angry? Just shoot me.
How's the wife doing, Jeff? She still hanging out with D-Ron?
really makes you think
Come on down to Blizzard headquarters and apply in person unless you are willing to post your contact information in this thread. Just mention your Sombra amd loot box pitch to Charlotte at the front desk and she'll buzz you in.
Not watching streams is the approved stream
When is the olympics event ending? Wasn't it supposed to end the 22nd? I NEED A PRECISE DEADLINE, DAMMIT!
Seagull's stream is good.
Moonmoon is pretty shit he afks every 10 seconds to change his music and gameplay comes to a crashing halt as he stops to teabag someones corpse for an entire minute
>it's a "suddenly an enemy swapped to mercy and immediately has ult despite only just swapping" episode
They're practically joined at the hip these days, I don't mind haha
>I can't read
4PM PT, dipshit.
i think i played against moonmoon yesterday. or an account with the same name. smashed em
yall just dont get it
theres no better motivation to heal properly than earning your tank's permission to satisfy yourself once youve won, im a much better healer when im healslutting
gtfo with your viral marketing, fag
moonmoon
>fighting a genji
>start dodging his attacks while saying hello
>he stops attacking, says it back and then we both emote
>teammate on reinhardt walks in the room and charges him into the wall
>mfw
The streamer you faggots deserve.
read where?
and that doesn't answer my question:
> Wasn't it supposed to end the 22nd?
It was to be expected when you're so busy with pouring your heart and soul into Overwatch, your wife deserves to be pleased after all!
Would a 144Hz monitor actually improve my ability to aim/track?
I'm considering getting a 144Hz monitor but, it's kind of hard for me to imagine the difference between 60Hz and 144Hz.
I play mostly Tracer for what it's worth.
Stop being a faggot
It's all your parents ever wanted
All I want is Zenny's line/spray/icon but fuck me, I just can't do it anymore and if I was to be a huge faggot and buy boxes I'd rather save for Halloween. I just can't grind xp anymore.
Why is Widowmaker such a cool lady?
Probably not.
if you can actually get 144 fps at all times, yes absolutely
Extremely low heart rate.
Because her lowered heart rate caused her body temperature to be lower.
Because I main Reinhardt and there is literally nothing I can do against a good Tracer except pray my team will handle her.
Which they won't.
The only time I can ever actually stop a good Tracer is when she corners herself trying to get a medpack. Then I can charge into her and slam her against a wall. Powerless against my huge, armored bulk pressing her against the wall, she can only watch as I use my knee to spread her legs. Then I stick one of my heavily armored fingers down the front of her tight running shorts (thank you Olympic skins) and thanks to their thin fabric and my power armor can just rip them off her with little effort. She often considers calling for help but she doesn't want her team to see her like this, so she never does. At that point I can start fingering her, using my huge arms to lift her off the floor. Yet I'm only getting her ready for the main course. I hold her tight against the wall while I remove my codpiece, and laugh as she gasps at my massive example of pure German biological engineering. She usually tries to fight it but you can see it in her eyes behind those stupid goggles she always wears that she kind of wants it. I will say she is tight, much tighter than Mercy, the slut. At this point my team is starting to miss me so I try to make it quick. Long story short, by the time I'm done she ain't running so fast anymore. Usually she walks a little funny the rest of the match, looking ashamed.
Or she'll sticky bomb me because that shit goes right through my shield. Bullshit.
>I can't read threads
>I NEED A DEADLINE DAMMIT
low quality bait, take a (You) and go
Big smug bubble butt blueberry
>Seagull's aim snaps to an out-of-sight Winston the moment Tracer recalls
THIS IS SUSPICIOUS
Seagull