You call these "vehicles"

/m/ here, have fun with your weak little boxes on wheels

I'll be zooming by in my two-seater, 1.4 trillion horsepower Vashtu mortarhead (pic related).

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>he needs 1.4 trillion horsepower

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whats the nurburgring time on that OP

that thing will never pass emissions

Depends
Are you required to fit on the track? Because my baby is 20 m tall.

what's the retail on one of those?

>it's a automatic

Greetings, /m/, I'm rather well-equipped to deal with you at least!

Enjoy your pig fat mech.

I got myself a sweet ass Reborns Gundam and I just installed 2 authentic twin drive systems.

I no longer have to refuel or reload, I'm lmaoing at your life.

I also painted it red so it's 3 times fater than an average Reborns.

>not reliving the glorious tradition of bike riding from the middle ages

Casuals.

More than you can afford, pal.
Gundam.

>it has high heels

get a load of this sissy boy

I'll always be more of a classic man myself. Pic related, my fully OEM restored 0079 Zaku.

'Mirin.

Thinking about restomodding a 'Goog like Uma Lighning's one with Feddie tech and expensive Gundanium alloy.
It attracts some Fujohoshi groupies.

I'd give you shit about those not being real, but we argue about cars we'll never drive.

We're not too different, you and I.

>not piloting biggest dick robot
bro, do you even zero shift?

>outdated mechanical construction poorfags
who /biological/ here

>Mfw trap robot.

>his Eva isn't 4 leg drive
can that gayby shit even corner?

I'm not one for mechs, too large and unwieldy to really have fun in.

I'll take a set of power armor, something versatile like the Crytech Nanosuit over any mech.

Damn you beat me to it

>pigfat crysis 2 nanosuit

Dolores is bestmech

>impractical in combat
>inherently unstable and prone to falling over
>slow and energy inefficient without anime magic ("it's powered by space samurai dust created by the first ever alien species seppuku-ing into a black hole")
>immense maintenance costs from moving shit around on two jointed legs
>BTFO by tanks and planes every time

Patlabor covers all those in the show, Mechs are more "shock and awe" weapons than real tools. they're the Lambos of the military, not good at what they claim, but they look cool as fuck.

>Implying military would care about that
I read an analysis that explained that if you modified a mecha to be really combat effective you'd end up with a tank.

Gen one doesn't look good to me but the two performs roughly the same.

Now it's been quite a while since i've watched the tv series all the way through, but I don't remember it doing any of that. Closest thing that comes to mind is the UN detachment in the 2nd film getting torn up because of ROE and lack of dismounts

A tank with arms that's actually grown from the corpses of ancient aliens and powered by your dead mother's soul trapped in a state of constant suffering, but still a tank.

>all these autofags

the Labors constantly break at the joints, are filled with logistics issues (damaging property and roads by simply operating), the police force only has a few to deploy and needs a whole precinct to maintain them.

Oh, I was thinking specifically military applications. Police labors make some measure sense as a counter to existing labors in a situation where you obviously can't employ the weaponry or tactics that would counter them in a military situation.

Fuck all ya'lls slow ass ugly fucking shit. Make way for the 'stache!

>nobody has mentioned the Kirishima Industries Shunyo Mk.111
>nobody has mentioned the M.E.G.A.S XLR
>nobody has mentioned the T51B made by West-tek.

This thread sucks dick. It's like you dont't even want an almighty mech stolen from an alien race with a Plymouth Cuda for head and an 8-Ball gear knob.

>GN tau drives
Lol have fun getting that through emissions

You dont even trans am

Absolutely biker's spirit

>i'm a man-child and I'm proud of it

>I drive a diesel hatchback and I'm proud of it

> I argue on the internet and I'm proud of it

...

bunch of god damn pansies itt

Hey guys rate my vehicle. I don't know much about them but did I do gud? I don't have a picture but here's a picture of model of it. Looks exactly the same.

Gary Stu/10

Mein negro, need to plat the hd releases

>not being 2fast2furious

Kek, you call that a Trans AM?

Yes

Says the guy with pink glitter flowing out of his exhaust.

>not wanting pink glitter
What a pleb

>install transam on my garazzo
>it breaks after a minute and I have to take it all the way back to the celestial being
Innovade """"engineering"""

1995 SRV-14-A Fei-Yen ver.1 (VR14 from Japan)
2000 cm^3 exhaust HKS Turbo ( IHI VF-22) 1,3 bar Redline 8500
1 - 100 km/h - 1.2
1/4 mile - 5.45
14.8m
6.84t
4380kw
I from DNA. I go by this devil machine on streets of Moon Base
3 times successfully defeated RNA
Basically I go accurately and on special lines.

>casual version of Fei-Yen, not-Miku pimped
>not Saturn powered
dropped

What good is a mech if it can't surf?

I got this guys.

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>not doing the engine swap
it's like you want to be slow

>unironically liking miku fei
>not knowing all 1st-gen VRs are equipped with Saturn V-Converters
I bet you don't even know what cyber-imaginary space is.

your /m/ is weak

>Not piloting mono-eyed mobile suits

Fucking earthnoid scum

>can't even do a lap of Side 6 without getting ripped apart by an incomplete prototype gundam piloted by an oldtype
Zeonicfag BTFO

General Galaxy BTFO
Hows it feel to be cucked by Shinsei, you Zent fags.

Feels pretty good considering God Couple pilot best valks.

I remember having the model of a purple gundam that looked like the zaku, but was slimmer and more squared.
I'm pretty sure it's one of those mass produced models.

Anybody knows what I'm talking about?

>2000 cm^3 exhaust HKS Turbo ( IHI VF-22) 1,3 bar Redline 8500
Sorry, reading that made me think you were implying a powertrain swap from the Saturn system.

What do you mean when you say it looked like a zaku?
Did it have a V-fin?

Mfw my friend got the single drive ecoboost Brave

mmmmmmmmm f-bodies

>not having superior AI spider mechs

>buy a The O
>it jams right in front of some tranny in a zeta
So much for jovian engineering

>bishonen mecha

pic related

another one

and one more

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found a better image

>someone tried an failed at this already topkek

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Clang clang, baby

mecha gore?

>can supercruise
>can use meteor missile (first plane anywhere i think)
>is a total qt
>cheap for a 4.5gen

i think i am in love with the Gripen E

>vehicle isn't able to transform into 6 different modes including a spaceship and a giant robot wolf

might as well kill yourself tbqhwy

>vehicle

that's fanmade, right?
looks like an enzo kit

dammit you beat me to the FatF reference

DAMN YOU

I love this thread

threads like these proove how Veeky Forums is the most closeted autist board on this scottish log-throwing forum

It's a Ukrainian deodorant forum and you will check yourself you fucking silly willy

...
would /m/ be the "Autist pride" board in that case?

Cambodian underwater bubbling plank

>hybrid hypercar

Who ↑←↑ here?

Step aside, kiddos.

>Nirvash is best mech

>Can surf
>Can turn into jet
>Can ground pound
>Does everything most mechs can't.

>that fucking obari work
Jesus I'm hard

>V-fin
I don't recall it having a V-fin.
The head was pretty squared with a single lense.

I remember seeing it in the anime as the "base model" that made up an army or some shit,
I think it was back in 2000-20001 maybe

I FUCKING FOUND IT

youtu.be/iCECt95JdjU

sorry it looks nothing like a zaku

Oh, a Leo. Breddy nice. Definitely the Zaku of Gundam Wing.

brofist.

my favorite from when i was little: grendizer. i always loved the useless chair spin

sorry bud, just been REZELED

Nothing but the best