Defeatist thread here, all losers welcome

AAAAHHHHHHH WHY EVEN TRY. JUST WHY!!! NOTHING IS WORKING.
Nothing is working. I've already lost all my bitcoins. I can't manage to land a pump on Poloniex if my life was at stake. Even now near the end of the month everything is stagnating. I lost ETC, FLDC, CURE, I lost it all.

My bank account is zero.
My E-bay sales are full of low views, no messages, troll offers.
I can't manage to sell my shitty mmorpg accounts even for below average price.
My Indiegogo has 0 funds.
My ad.fly, short.st google ads links are empty.
I don't have a powerful PC to mine XMR or any other shitcoin.
I don't have programming and graphics skills to make a website or a video game.
I'm siteless, blogless, no instragram, no social medial attention, I'm out of luck, I'm out of tears, out of food and I'm even out of shit to smear on the walls in defeat and rage.

How can my life get any worse?
>ding dong wage cuck job, the witch cock job is here.

I might as well kill myself right now. I'll just order one of those night flowers and hug it tightly in bed with me. It'll be the best sleep of my life.

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get a job

let it all out
realize how corrupt and fucked up the world really is, get angry and then let it all out
once you've done the latter, you figure out what you want from life and figure out some way to get it

Sounds like it's time to get wage cuck job for a bit and get a bit tucked away in your account. If gettin' rich were easy or quick, everyone would do it. Time to suck it up, user. Batten down the hatches. Settle in for the long haul. Tighten up those boot straps. Gotta get goin' 'cause the tough goin' ain't goin' nowhere but you gotta get somewhere.

Welcome to bein' a man. Welcome to life. You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

Have fun.

You know, sometimes i envy you. I have a family that can barely support me for the essentials (food and shelter). My mother is sickly, my grandparents are sickly, and soon i will be called to provide for the family. But at the same time i cannot do anything risky. I cannot fucking steal, because if i get caught my mother will bail me. I cannot leave the country or become a nomad because my grandparents need me here t owatch after them. I cannot start doing thrilling illegal activities and risk my own life because if i get killed, my family will suffer.

So, fuck you and your loser mentality. When you have nothing, there is only one way. And that is upwards.

I'm not a rat playing the labyrinth game. What's the point of playing if you've been set up and your end game is losing anyway? The reason I'm a failure is because of my predisposition, my pre-personality, me genetics. I'd have to get rid of every asian, african, brazilian, bank, Rothschild, loser, evil degenerate on the planet if I want the world to be prosperous and fun to live in. They're pulling down every intelligent and morally correct person.

I need to control the world to shape in a sociable manner... and I can't do it when I can't even be successful at life.
I really don't believe death leaves you in non existence, not when there's so many babies being born every generation, they didn't live either just a few days ago.
So I'm going to have to pass on life this round. Maybe I'll win next time.

I mean, what's the point of being rich when you had a horrible life and ended up being an insecure, angry, mentally deranged old man who won't even use his money on anything productive out of fear the government/jews/fbi, whatever will be out to kill you for trying to foil their monopoly plans. I mean even with all the courage, money, nobody will let you have control over nuclear warfares to bomb China and Turkey properly.

Now you're just a faggot.

>tfw you have unstable work history because you keep getting fired or having to pick up temp work
I'm envious of people who have stable jobs.

>me genetics
see pic related
> I'd have to get rid of every...loser... if I want the world to be prosperous and fun to live in.
So you need to kill yourself in order to make a world you'd be happy to be in?
Then get on with it so the rest of the world can be "prosperous and fun."

Well first, you might want to lose the attitude.
As you can see, 90% of people don't want to hear you bitch and moan.
And the other 10% are glad it's you, not them.

Everyone felt like this at 15, you'll grow out of it.

>Throw 90% of lifesavings into stock A
>It tanks
>Throw last 10% in
>It tanks harder
>See stocks B-Z fly to the moon and beyond

Kill me tbqh senpai

lel, should have developed drawing skills
I'm wallowing in the clammy disposable income of furries, drawing porn at easy $100ish per piece. Takes me two days at best to finish a piece, I work at home and less hours than the average Joe. Pretty good while I wait in the limbo between final course project and graduation.

I just gave up and joined the air force.
>Good pay
>Decent hours
>Good treatment
>Amazing retirement package
>Stable job
>Paid PT
>100% medical, dental, and pharm provided
>Free education
>shit locations, no social life, raging alcoholic
I should of not bothered working as a freelance programmer. This is amazing. I can see why all these AF guys are old as fuck.

What's the best job to do in the airforce as a lazy robot?

>stop loss hits at bottom of dip and then the stock proceeds to increse rapidly

EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

what are your interests?

I'd recommend the navy personally though, you get to travel a lot.

>I'd recommend the navy
He didn't go to college, which means he'd have to dress like that jackass on the Cracker Jacks box.

you're a loser because you're already blaming the other players before even trying to join the game.

Donald go home, aren't you supposed to be preparing for another debate or something?

I'm not a furry but I am willing to applaud anybody who is doing their best to put more porn on the internet. It's people like you that keep the world turning.

It is happening again.

It is happening.. again.

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how did you lose your bitcoins

I made a profit on Ebay flipping cheap chinese electronics, but the ROI wasn't worth the time and effort.

Help me Veeky Forums

>Be me (21) in a 3rd world country
>have accountancy degree
>want to take exam, but parents are breathing on my neck
>they flunctuate between "we're proud of you! Just keep your time" and "look at how useless you are. Your friends are already working!"
>if I work now like my friends, my income will be $220 per month
>average raise per year is $30, so from $220 it becomes $250 p/month next year
>cost of living here is more than that so I really need that license
>however, I want to earn money so atleast I have something to show to them as well as save for decent work clothes, but I also want catch my one chance (the exam) coming in 5 months

Tl;dr what are temporary jobs I can take for like 4-5 months? I can't apply for an accounting job because they want longterm employees. They'll ask you "do you plan to take the board exam?", and throw your resume in the trash if you said yes. They'll also put you in a 1 year contract job where they'll judge you if you're OK to be a regular so I can't just lie and resign after 4-5 months. I'm thinking call center. Anyone have any experience with call centers?
>inb4 flip burgers
The income for flipping burgers here is $8 A DAY

To make things worse
>parents have lots of money because dad earns a lot (by lots I mean 7 times my $220)
>they brag about their "investments"
>mfw their investments are a condominium (that doesnt earn), house and lot, a bunch of cars (more expenses and taxes), etc.
>they congratulate me for being their sole heir not knowing I'll probably crumble under the expenses unless I sell most of it
>I keep warning them, but they don't listen

I also don't know the path about accountancy career and have no one to ask to (no friends, no siblings, no other family). The average advice is to slave for an auditing firm for like 2 years, after that, leave. Then what? People also say income of passers skyrocket when they reach the 5-year experience quota. I don't know anymore than that.

you must be really retarded if you think having to work is worse then rolling around in your own shit starving..if that is the case I can't wait until trump comes along and we are done paying for crackheads and spics like you

As you speak english quite well, you could try translating? Try Flitto, i get about 7-8$/hour for English-German, but it might be less for other pairs

I'll check on this, user. Honestly, my only hope lies on call center shit so I can study by night/or day, and online works like what you adviced because the exchange rate of dollars to our currency is huge. $7-8/hour is already a huge help

Where are you from exactly?

i study accountancy too, shitty wages imo, what country?
Why dont you offer your service online as a freelancer?

Philippines.
>tfw mother earned $1500 per month as an illegal dishwasher/maid in USA

If any of you needs a dishwasher with knowledge on accountancy, business law, taxation, etc you know who to call lel

I am looking into a lot of jobs, but I feel extremely nervous because it's my first time. My parents are also old-timers in their ways of thinking. I keep telling them I have a chance to earn money thru online (I just needed time and chance for the board exam), but they don't deem online ones as real jobs. Honestly, I'm just desperate for any source of income at this point. I should try my luck on translating, but then again, nobody really likes my country so maybe I'll fall back to the call center route.

Get out of vent or I'll have you bent

true, maybe your best option is to work as translator.

don't know if this is possible but if you learn the IFRS standard, couldn't you work abroad, like europe?
not a answer for your question but a way to end your shitty life

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This is absurd. We should be Gods amongst Gods on this planet, not mere mammals and insects trying to one up another. We should have been living in a quality-oriented manner since 2000 years ago. We as humans should be inherently prideful and obsessed with reaching our end game, we could view birth and death as one and the same. Why did one soul have to get lucky and become conscious of Rothschild's descendants? Why not any one of us 5 billion.
Breeding aimlessly in the quantity should be an affront towards religion, god, sanity and human rights.
Why does everyone with money become increasingly more scared and corrupted to hold onto that "power" for dear God through generations. What's the point of having billions of dollars if you can't even use that power. I understand rich people commiting suicide after they've "experienced" everything this world has to offer. We should teach everyone to adopt a creationism mentality. We should live to create and change the world around us in a more sociable manner. Living for cheap thrills and temporary satisfaction is useless for everyone around us, including our own sanity. Honesty is the important moral virtue a sentient being should have.

Our accounting standards is largely based on international ones and are still changing to suit foreign standards. We have a ton of IFRS-related subjects in our books and even on our board exams. In the end, the biggest difference with our accounting and yours (assuming you're from the US) is the currency, taxation rates and business laws so I do have chances to work abroad. However, I will have to amass years of experience first before I can do that because in here, we can't just fly instantly to work abroad. Usually, it is the company that sends you to abroad after years of quality service (like with our local banks, they send out their most trusted employees). Trusting whatever agencies is suicide so I can only hope and work hard things work out for me.

tl;dr working abroad is plausible, but only after x years. A lot of us are strongly tied to this place which is why you get tons of us (as well as indians) competing when the opportunity arises.

how can you lose your bitcoins? dont you know that its almost imposible to lose your bitcoins?because you have to trade them over and over at a loss, to reduce your BTC value to almost nothing

unless your margin position got rek'd

I'm from The Netherlands,
but it sucks that you cant leave your country so easily.
maybe in the future bro

Thanks man. Good luck to you too.