user! my water just broke!
The nearest hospital is 20 miles away and its 1 AM!
There shouldn't be any traffic on the freeway!
Lets get into your super fast __________ and get there as soon as possible!
User! my water just broke!
Nathan Moore
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Elijah Sullivan
They make ambuli for a reason.
Andrew Evans
bus
Logan Adams
>don't give a shit
>wait for babby to pop
>drive to the nearest dumpster
>dump babby in
>?????
>profit
Ain't gonna need another mouth to feed
James Jones
Nah nigga, that ain't how birth works.
Jordan Miller
Why do people do this? Who doesn't have a garbage disposal in their sink nowadays?
Parker Johnson
this kid is gonna be born in a 240
Jaxson Gutierrez
Mine is too small and I don't want to bother ruining the broom from shoving it in
Luke Powell
BORN TO RIDE
Leo Gonzalez
>20 miles away
>Live anywhere that isn't garbage Bongistan
>literally a 20 minute drive or less.