Eve Online General - /eog/

Biomass and start over.

you pvp in shitfit ships

Just quit already
Nothing lasts forever.

Either you need a new game, or games in general simply don't hook the way they used to. I think it's a part of getting older.

Start doing drugs instead

get m8s
get good

Read up on motivation, extrinsic vs intrinsic.

>Now I barely log in

Take the hint and gtfo. Before

>but I don't want to waste muh training if I change my mind

Just PLEX>inject everything that you missed when you start playing again, you obviously have money to throw.

>EVE with 15k active is minimum viable product

Also,
>it's an /eog/ can't into F2P episode
The game flourishing could be news enough in the gaming media that it's multiplicative

>Dror

I fucking hate dogola, can't you post superior dogos?

>posting f2p dogs

>not posting specialdoggo

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Don't fucking start nigga, you know how this ended last time.

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is phil shitposting with dogs again

phil is ded irl

;_;

hello newfriend

>corp rule says to let leadership know immediately if you have a alt account

Your corp sounds like a bunch of shitters m8.

Any other brilliant rules?

>corp rule says to let leadership know if you have an intact hymen

>log in (((my))) wh
>fucking cunts mobile depots all over the fucking place
>wait a second...
>being so bored I bm all of them

should I push my autismo into the ultimate abyss, actually doing the recipe irl too?

>join Certified-Organic corp
>download TS3
>sign up on services page
>set up API with highest mask, (they can even read my Jita whore diaries)
>set up TS3 auth from services
>set up Mumble auth from services
>Download Mumble
>set up forums account from services
>please use this info to log into forums and then set up forum-API link
>k
>set up Discord
>Need to make a Discord account first
>k
>Set up Discord auth
>Download Discord
>error, contact our helpdesk pilots in-game
>k
>Set up Jabber
>Download Pidgin
>Set up Skype
>Update Skype, 800mb of ram skype.exe running in the background
>Set up ISBoxer for my Jita whore muktitasking
>Log into Slack
>Bunch of shitposting
>Set up Facebook corp group to recieve (requirement to file for SRP)
>Go lose a ship and link a KM to authenticate the SRP program
>Lose my Arty Vagabond
>ok.
>File Arty Vagabond for SRP
>Denied
>Not a Corp fitting
>okey.
>PINGPIGPING
>QUICK COMMS #3 TIME TO HIT TOWER EVERYONE GET ON NAGAS
>No Naga in new home system
>"C-can I bring my Punisher"?
>"Yes you can bring tackle but you need to download the new tackle comms mumble plugin v0.2 first user go to this link user a.cocaine.ninja/fvxpoy.exe"
>...O-okey ...I-is it safe?
>"Also make sure you download the new Windoes 10 only Discord Overlay, link is somewhere on the forums."
>Cool
>Searching Forums
>Access Denied: Need additional APIs
>Set up my Jita whore API so I can make it to the fleet
>"Ok everyone undoc- user are you really a Jita whore"?
>New program has to update, doesn't ask for permission.
>Reboot PC
>Corp channel blinking
>Alliance channel blinking
>Director wants to start new conversation
>Pidgin blinking
>Discord blinking
>Skype blinking and using 2gb of ram
>TS3 blinking
>Mumble blinking, tackle comms mumble plugin going nuts
>Forums notifications blinking
>new Facebook message on your wall.
>ANNNOOOON GET ON COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMSSSSS
>My mind slowly drifts into the abyss.

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>should I push my autismo into the ultimate abyss, actually doing the recipe irl too?
Obviously yes.

>gaming
>journalism

elite navy moa pvp

>running corp towers
>refueling + moving + selling product
>running ship replacement for corp
>helping the above in alliance
>also a recruiter
>also a human resources director, so every autist with a personal grudge comes to me
>also a diplo

I hate this game, fuck you

wow me 2 and i like it

Someone post that markee dragon video.

I'm gonna buy 10 PLEX form that faggot

>diplo

the where's my mouse one?

>mfw hes a diplo and he flies eagles

>not moa

>dogola

youtube.com/watch?v=zwMMGrWDDJs

This is a pretty good solo fighter.

u get to embezzle money no questions asked though

Nope. The CEO is a faggot and gave me access to a side wallet not the main one.

I mean, I can steal isk and assets, but only a fraction of the whole. Prolly a hundred bill or so. Not worth it desu.

What group, and can you get my obvious awoxer in?

I can't tell you, someone might connect the dots.

I could get you in easily, but what for? You won't have access to anything in the first year at least and you'd have to be active to be noticed anyway.

Can you say what group, or where they're active?

and awoxing isn't about stealing, it's about tackling your supers and dropping a hundred pl nyx on them :^)

The South. Not saying more, sorry senpai.

hides his super alt

how much of a gross little cuck do you have to be to unironically batphone someone

eat shit PL faggot, I can't wait for everyone to dogpile and eradicate you

I'm actually a goon

there's no difference anymore

Sure there is. PL won in the north.

>I'm actually a goon

Wrong

The entire EVE backed up by a RMT-er took the North.

There was no win, because goons didn't fight :^)

>1 RMT entity was changed for another one

literally no difference

rest_of_eve.exe had us outnumbered near on 2:1, with overwhelming supercapital superiority. There was no way to fight that, especially once co2 flipped sides and took a good chunk of our useful subcap numbers with them.

Does show that even under fozziesov, the biggest supercap fleet and the biggest coalition still always win.

1vs1 my hull tanked brutix navy issue in tama at top belt

pretty easy to lose when you refuse to field your own supers

>lowsec

is this one of those known nullbabby napfest blobber memes?

...yes, and there's literally no point in fielding your own supers when you're that heavily outnumbered.

>nullbabby napfest blobber

this is the true meme

but it can't be a meme if it's true

Null is for cucks

>it's a lowsec stabbed shitter wants to be elite episode

is it

>yfw Lowsec 'elite' link-alt slave set pvpers ranks higher than Nullbabby napfest blobbers on the official list of worst types of players in eve

I never understood that. slave set implies part of a big proteus/mach/cap blob alliance, but link alt implies """"solo"""" bully who goes around killing fw in a garmur or rail dd or whatever

Which would be a linked SNAKE set, not slaves.

Thread can't even meme right.

i'm one person, my 12 falcon alts still means i'm solo

yeah, that's what I mean

no

literally yes

>literally

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>1hz

>tfw never ever

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>your playstyle is bad because your success upsets me
Dat jealousy.

>tfw yes in an instant

>lowsec

>you will never her and guard

>tfw I will make her

no its bad cause its bad

just like reddit is bad because its bad m8

WOULD YOU?

Yes

I want this lady doctor to sit on my face.

Meh
Mimic is better

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Mimic is like 44 years old

Fite me guard

did you want to make a point about something?