/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

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reminder to wear party hats and spam noisemakers
wait...you didn't delete your party hat did you?

i didn't get one reeeeeee

>Happy 15th Birthday, Team Fortress!
I'm confused.

>delete from tf2 wishlist
-natascha
-mm command whitelist
-demoknight
-pyro
-random crits
-heavy
-jarate effect
-crit a cola

you think tf team will do more than noisemakers as a update tomorrow for it 20th annverisary

Add sandman stuns, rescue ranger, diamondback, and darwin's danger shield.

lol get good

>delete from tf2 wishlist
-crit-acola
-all medigun speed buff (wtf were they thinking)
-picking up dropped weapons (exploits plus its not for this game)
-random crits
-cheaters

im a noisemaker
*makes noise*

>Delete from TF2 Wishlist:
Buff Banner
Random Crits
Mini Crits
Machina
Post-End of the line Cosmetics

machina isnt even that good
cosmetics will never ever be removed
maybe slightly modified if anything
when i started playing hats were so rare that you would only see like 1/10 of players wearing it, and most people's first hat was the cheaters lament (awarded to those who didnt use the achievement_idle thing, before the 8 hour limit for item drops was set)
wish we could turn back time

t. shitter

mge me

i wish my life was a tf2 anime

my cat is cuddling me
time to play tf2
purr pur

i LOVE cats
this cutie is MINE

where's viva

i wish someone loved me

I'm here

WHy did you not accept my Friend Request?

shitpost till it hits 750
go

Because I never asked for one, fuck off

No, thanks

these cuties are mine

post them with hats on

i dont have cat hats

kys then

give them people hats

I should not have watched that fucking matpat video, i should have left it alone instead of making my day a salty one.

Every single point he makes about overwatch is things tf2 HAS "is objective based instead of k/d" "has microtransactions" "skill based mobility" "necessary team composition and teamwork" did this stupid fuck even play either game

i want to kys my tf2gfu

why would i give a people hat to a cat lmao

Mat is also deleting any comment that have to do with "you need to research more" and "you need to play the game to understand".

>run tf2 on new account
>no party hat drop

MatPat is literal cancer on any community he clings to.
I was part of the Five Nights at Freddys community and the second he started milking those videos, the whole thing went to shit. He blatantly makes shit up, ignores facts to fit his stupid ideas and refuses to back down even when the games creator tells him he is wrong.

Assassination when

this is the same guy who chose Undertale, of all video games in existence to give to the Pope. why do people still take him seriously

rate

It gets even worse when you realize that, not only did he give the pope Undertale, but the pope is unable to even play the game because hes not allowed to own a computer.

Also only 5-10 year olds take him seriously, which is 99% of youtube and the web in general

im really bad at this

>24 games
>level 12

lol

frag harder

i got a shit K/D
how do I get it to be better

hahaha, weed number

he deleted moosetits comment.

that's super cute, good job
and no human, you're not super cute

We posting these now?

:x

Did you get a cap?

>Spies who only use one disguise ever
>People still don't spycheck whenever they see a suspiciously slow scout or beelining pyro going for them

>babyface
but it's not even a good weapon

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>the one medic who juat learned to spycheck and still spychecks everyone with his ubersaw
>including people who walk through teammates

sometimes i wish i could give enough fucks to use my mic and tell them to stop doing that shit
but then i remember that this is the first and last time i'm seeing this person and it will all be over soon

tfw no birthday drops

>see a teammate looking at me
>start shooting to prove that im not a spy
>still spychecks

>Coming up behind the medic
>He turns around
>Hit switch weapon key
>He turns back around
>Backstab him

these are my statistics

>teammate shoots at me
>start backpedaling away
>he chases me for almost a minute before realizing

>MvM
>guy who's engi is really bad and does 600 damage first round
>have him swap to demo, guide him through upgrades, and tell him what to do
>scout does more damage than him anyway

Fuck this shit

>see an enemy looking at me
>say thanks
>they spycheck the guy next to me and walk off

Don't solo queue

>teammate turns to look at me
>look back but don't shoot
>he starts running after me, checking
>back away
>act like enemy spy as much as possible

I love doing this

>they get backstabbed while chasing

how do i make a bind that lets me switch weapons really fast as a disguised spy?

you know, to trick people into thinking youre one of these snipers that switch really fast after shooting

is it possible?

bind me

bind mouse5 "say I LOVW COCK AND IM A FAGGOT"
bind mouse5 +kill
bind mouse5 +quit

i lovw my tf2gfu

I dont think you can switch weapons as a spy, I might be wrong though

Just write a bind that combines switching weapons with "Last disguise".

>I dont think you can switch weapons as a spy, I might be wrong though
You're wrong.

no no, it is possible by pressing B
if i'm a sniper and i switch to knife and press B it will look like i'm pulling out my kukri
i'm not good at that though
i can barely make a basic chat bind

i used to do that just for fun

Even the guy arguing FOR tf2 seemed like he had no idea what he was talking about.

Any retard that tries to defend X thing's honour in a comments section is bound to be retarded and misinformed.

>people still don't realize he's there just to trigger people

>twas just an act

how do I unlock chocolate heavy shown on matpat's video?

Type or copy and paste this into the console:

> bind q "lastinv; lastdisguise"

Now, disguise as a sniper then press q very fast and you'll look like a sniper that's switching weapons really fast.

If you want to reset q to it's default bind, type this into the console.

> bind q lastinv

Let me know if that worked okay for you.

>They used THEY'RE FUCKING WHITE MALES as an actual argument to why TF2 is bad.

thanks, i'll try it
but how would i be able to confirm it? i wouldn't know unless someone on the enemy team would do it

I honestly think that much was on purpose. He had the choice of literally fucking anyone to defend TF2's case and he picked the guy who seemed to know the memes offhand and not much else. If it were an actual debate instead of a clearly scripted attack on some strawman, I don't think anyone would be this pissed off.

I think it says in the corner what weapon you have equipped, unless you have a custom hud

strange wep + hat
OR
wep + strange hat

Strange Hat

strange wep + hat

This.

Just check the hud. If it's working, you'll see it switch weapons down there.

Strange Weapon + Strange hat

yeah it seems to work
but i was thinking it would be easier and more convincing if i bound it to mouse wheel instead of another key
ill try doing it using what you gave me

Yeah you could bind it to mouse wheel instead of q.

> bind MWHEELDOWN "lastinv; lastdisguise"

or
> bind MWHEELUP "lastinv; lastdisguise"

would it work if i did

bind mwheelup "invprev; last disguise"
bind mwheeldown "invnext; last disguise"

instead?

lastinv only switches to the last item i held, but invprev and invnext would also let me choose which weapon/tool i would use

it wouldn't mess up anything, would it?

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