/d2g/ - dota

>first two games
>underlord can't read despite having 6 months to read the skill descriptions
>tries to teleport all allies to themselves all game
>third game
>guy does the same thing and then never again uses the skill

i hate every single person

me on the left

www twitch tv/moodota2

G G G G G G COCONUT GUN

BLACK KING HERO WHEN?

>d2g is gay

explain this dotards

our slavic girl is playing underlord

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Be on the lookout for changes to behavior score, reports, etc

You now get 5 reports and can report people after the game. For low behavior score types like me this potential means WAY more reporting and WAY less chance to get out of low behavior score

Also, I got muted and it took effect halfway into the next game. That's new.

Looks too much like Sven
Besides, the the Bar is his weapon, just like Monkey King Bar is the monkey kings weapon

>people getting hyped over badrazor

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WE WUZ OROKANGZ

>Also, I got muted and it took effect halfway into the next game. That's new.
no thats not new

>d2g watches some NA shitter stomp unranked 4k games with Pitlord
>concludes he's not an awful hero
>meanwhile Pitlord is getting BTFO in actual high mmr EU games when he's played as a farming core

yes, it is new. I'm fucking PSG and i've been muted literally a thousand times I would know. I could talk and then midgame I couldn't. It is absolutely new.

>high mmr EU games

I found a bug on Pit Lord, when I use my Dark Rift this soundfile doesn't start playing: youtube.com/watch?v=Ii_nPTVq_WE

anyone else has encountered the same problem? where do I report it?

Anonymous 08/23/16(Tue)20:13:57 No.152691882
Friendly reminder that you should never level Dark Rift past one.

Cheaper mana cost for a longer delay is MUCH better than a measly CD reduction and the inability to actually use Dark Rift properly.

dont ever fucking reply to me again psg you fucking retard

>PIT LORD IS A CARRY GUYS
Uh, do you see Carry written anywhere here?
Thought not retards.

Pitlord is nothing more than a walking Aura like Brewmaster (and a good one at that).
Build shit like Mek/Greaves, Pipe, Vlads, and all that good stuff on Pitlord, max his aura and throw him into an offlaning/jungle position and you're set.

That's literally all there is to Pitlord.

COCONUT GUN PLAYING AGAIN!

Serves you right.
There's bantz and trashtalking which is fine but then there's running down mid and feeding couriers.
Eat steamy shit.

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new idea:
other than not putting new heroes in cm, don't put them in ranked matches for a week or two as well
y/n?

do you guys care about esports

1st for windginger is the best waifu

did you seriously ask that question in /d2g/

No

no wait I got a better idea

what if ranked just randomly changed all spell numbers so icefrog could see what was OP

and what if you could pay money to increase the chances of getting better spells?

t. 2,3k mmr

so what's the meme build for pitlord, lads?

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Wait what time did the update hit? I thought it was tonight at 8 EST...

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No idea what you are talking about.

how is this gay hes clearly wearing a skirt

HotD blink echo sabre

Abyssal blade retard

>play with new guy together
>win and everything is chill, get along well
>add eachother
>play again and start losing
>he immediately reveals his true personality
EVERY TIME

Best thread ever.

can you sauce me up on this senpai

where are the mods in this hellhole?

guess what those games you lose have in common

Leave

right here, why?

No idea, been reporting but nothing so far.

For a second there I thought I was browsing a /v/ thread but no, just /d2g/

Veeky Forums is containment board to keep spam away from /v/

there are, by definition of containment board, barely any mods in Veeky Forums

what if

they removed fortification?

>got 17 bracket predictions right - 20, 000 points
>credited with 12 - only 2000 points

FUCK THIS SHITTY GAME. IM GOING TO PLAY LEAGUE INSTEAD

>get mega creeps by 30 minutes
>t4s by 40
>>>>>>>proceed to exclusively try to teamfight before hitting ancient every time
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>lose game
3/10 hero for braindead idiots

I coined the prize pool, where are my 10 levels? I only got 4 from the other predictions

Alt tab MINI GULAG :

1. Aura
2.Firestorm
3.Firestorm
4.Pit
5.Firestorm
6. Ult
7. Firestorm
8. PIt
9. Pit
10. Pit
11.Aura
12.Aura
13.Aura
14. Stats
15. Ult
16. Ult
17. Stats+++

Items :
Starting : stout faerie branch branch 2 tango pools (mid)
Early : Bottle, Magic Wand, boots
Core : Treads/Phase boots Blademail SNY Abbysal blade
Situational : Heart, Refresher, Shiva, Bloodthorn, Dagger, Silver Edge

How do I filter animeshitters?

At least we're free of /pol/ spammers desu.

When the enemy team is allowed to have 5 rapiers, you should know YOU FUCKED UP

Reminder that Pitlord is a farming core

nigger detected

Theres actually 6.

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Make that six, I didn't see PA's. Wew lad

based merlini, got 14 predictions correctly, even the winner

How much did you actually get credit for?

when is our literal guy barny gonna stream again dotards

HOL UP PEOPLE
PITLORD WAS BUFFED AS FUCK
>FIRESTORM % DAMAGE
>DARK RIFT CD
THE FIRESTORM IS ACTUALLY NOT >BADSHRAPNEL

MEMELORD JUNGLE CONFIRMED VIABLE

>can't flame after game

>Treads/Phase boots SNY Abbysal blade Silver Edge

This is for memes and not actually trying to win, yes?

build him lifestealer items

Why the hate?

Its one middle aged dude and he is the one spamming the gay shit

Pitlord feels like a really shitty hero right now desu

got 7 levels

>Mod is 50 year old gay spammer

wat

I bet half of them are from ember

>complaining about Anime on Anime board

dotabuff.com/matches/2593664893

just won a game with underlord on my team, AMA

I bet that kid is like 14 so this is def child porn.

He's just skinny

>Anime board
?????

Whenever you see shitposting of any kinds, its him

poor guy, he might have problems fucking womens

>manlet with an average dick

One game is hardly evidence. I'm sure somewhere someone went Daedalus CM and goes 30/0/30 with it right now.
He is not a carry.

Alright /d2g/ assuming Underlord gets shafted the way blue spiderman did why not roll out your own balance report for the upcoming patch to butcher and ruin his character. I'm genuinely interested to see if someone calls it.

was that camera trick or dicks that long really do exist?

oh nvm, theres a part that got cut

Pretty sure a penis that large would be a health hazard and fuck you up in many aspects of life.

>TFW nobody will have sex with you because ur this big

Imagine having a dick so big you would die if you had a full erection.

>Pit Lord is out
>Waga is the only big english stream online
>He fucked up and accidentally banned Pit Lord
>The second time already