Tfw want land barge

>tfw want land barge
>tfw want comfort
>tfw want good gas mileage
why cant everything be perfect?

>tfw want performance
>tfw want superior RWD
>tfw want slight practicality

I dont know, Im stuck with this FACKIN Prelude
got a CF hood coming in

BMW

Is there anyway to make a 1993 new yorker have better gas mileage? fucking 20mpg is insane

I'm thinking about a new 300 for that reason.
>Leather
>30 MPG
>Nice ride
>Roomy
>American, so bills and maintenance won't be killer.
Anything wrong with this?

1997-2005 Buick Century
>3.1L 3100 V6
>W-body chassis
>IRS combined with Buick makes it amazingly comfy
>decent gas mileage in the mid 20's

Buick Park Avenue

>Anything wrong with this?
Yeah, this

>memes

>

How exactly is it a meme when Chrysler and it's affiliates constantly rank among the worst in overall reliability?

I know the resale value on Chrysler products are much less.

Was thinking of doing an EV conversion and you can't find a Honda donor car without both the body and the motor being shot. But you can certainly find Neons with decent looking shells and a motor that doesn't run anymore.

>Consumer reports
>projected
Into the trash it goes.

I project that your father will rape you in the back of a Ford Econoline.

Doesn't mean it'll happen or that it has any basis in reality.

Consumer Reports is shit.

Stick your head in the sand all you want. Virtually all metrics consistently point to Chrysler being unreliable compared to everything else.

projected metrics don't mean shit.

getting 21 on this baby :^)

You're missing the point
any time they measure up, presently or predictably. Chrysler is a shit

You don't need Consumer Reports to tell you that Chrysler has shitty reliability records. Its like....water is wet.

25 mpg, most reliable engine put into a wagon
dirt cheap, electronic everything, including heated seats

love my shitbox

there is the turbo option as well, very competitive for its time

>says Chrysler is shit
>posts picture from before Chrysler went to shit.

They were even shittier back then, but they still made some cool cars.

Fucking awesome

Are Chrysler New Yorkers reliable?

Is your mom reliable?

you gotta pay the cost to be the boss

You could swap in a newer GM small block 5.4 or 4.8, put in the matching 4 speed overdrive and a granny geared rear diff.

I believe this checks all the boxes

I fucking wish I could afford that

Yeah

Yeah buuuuuuut, it is fwd... No awd for it iirc.

>I project that your father will rape you in the back of a Ford Econoline.
Whoa friend that is a little too specific