/agdg/ - Amateur Game Dev General

please save me from this nightmare

>MARK!!!! You missed the point of the game!!! When Alex calls you, he's doing it to find where you are by the ringing! You can do the same by calling him at points of signal, and locate him by listening to his phone ring. You kind of just walked through without really using the mechanics of the game :(

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>you can never have a threesome with them

>start project with friend
>other person wants in
>he keeps bringing in more people
>project keeps getting bigger
>don't know how to say no
>they are calling me the creative director
>have to make big decisions
>don't want to manage team this big
>just want to write the script and code
>panic panic panic panic
This is hell.

youtube.com/watch?v=WmUiVsz_UH8

What would you like to drink with your breakfast, /agdg/?

Nodevs.

My breakfast is also nodevs

youtube.com/watch?v=t0OVpyvey4U

lol

how easy is to find another programmer to make a game if I make all the 3D assets?

>join in on project which already has a team of 5
>they slowly flake one by one
>last person leaves, I'm the only one left
>end up with all the assets and code
>close to finishing on my own and I have rights to everything

Only about 12 difficulty units

If you're good (read: can do all the art on your own, characters and environments, and are not dependent on concept art), very easy
otherwise n/m good luck!

~~=Weekly Recap=~~
We have a total of 33 games. Eighteen games have returned from previous recaps! All this progress is great! All these games had best be submitted to Demo Day 10.

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(14) TacticalRPG
(10) Vampire's Bit
(10) Unnamed Pixel Platformer
(8) Ctesiphon
(7) Knightly Terrors
(7) Clarent
(6) Monolith
(4) Skylarks
(4) RadMaze
(3) Vagabondia
(3) frogs life
(2) Spin/Flip
(2) Project Shmoop
(2) Moth
(2) Maid Game
(2) M4World
(2) galPop
(2) [Placeholder Title]

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I guess I'm not using Soundcloud anymore then. What the fuck.

I'm bad at telling people no. I don't think we even need this many artists, just one.

Music/Art/Code

I think we only need three people, but now we have twelve. I don't know if this project is commercially viable, and I don't know if these people expect it to be.

Everything will be fine.

YOU FUCKING TURBO DOUCHE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY:
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUICE
YOU FUCKING RUINED IT
Thanks a lot, asshole.

show me your awesome 3d skills user

I can't fucking handle this! Just end this misery.

The exclusionary long OP shitters were right all along

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sure, give me an hour to make a concept image of my idea.

no

stop

god that looks absolutely disgusting

are you bigdevteam fuckface

thats what happens everytime you go out to eat. muhhahaha, muhhhahaha.

>going out

>>pregnant mechanics
So, people who work on machines all day, and are pregnant?

for those who leave the house I mean, sorry.

I hope this isn't the real speed of the game, that looks absurd.

Game Name: korby's pantyraid
Dev Name: kyle
Tools Used: construct2
Website(s): n/a
Progress: panties can now be raided

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wait a minut...... that character looks familiar!!!! kyle you thief i'm telling your mom!!

>when the gamedev groove hits hard

hey, shes big, but shes doing the work.

maybe cold sculpting, what I'm doing when I make billions off my game.

I'm an idiot who forgot to change rooms to 60 fps, but I'm doing it now. Should I just halve all my frame dependent values, or should I somehow tie them to roomspeed?

Basically should values for speed and such include a multiplier for the room speed?

Why is this animation so satisfying bros

forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=57090.0
>Also I've never had sex in my life (with another person) so to make a game with sex I have to rely on "research material" Wink So some positions may not be humanely possible but I'll try to do my best...
>About Me:
>I have been programming almost my whole life (46 years old as of now).

Never become this, anons.

That seems overly cruel, to openly record them trying to exercise then putting their faces on the internet

>rooms
What?

meant room speed in GameMaker, sorry

tie to room speed

>gamemaker devs have to deal with this.
It's really sad to be honest. No engine should be that poorly coded.

>left handed fps

this will be seen by maybe 500 people, who will say, ok?

If I'm not mistaken the original CS dev was left handed so he made all the guns from that point of view, that's why they look so good in the older games and shit in the new one :^)

guts and blah blah blah wat the fuck ever

I want to have buildings that are destructible dynamically but don't know how to code such a thing. Do you think it's good enough to just do the good old trick of replacing the building's mesh with a segmented prefab? It sure would save me a lot of time but I don't know how long it'd take me to write the dynamic destruction script.

Because it looks smooth

living the dream

oh shit it's eggroll time.

Its from a porno.

shouldn't these bitches just try to lower their calorie intake? This probably doesn't hurt but wouldn,t just eating less solve everything?

Right now they probably think it's ok to eat cereals with heavy cream instead milk.

That doesn't look good for the joints

HNNNGH
I wish I could make games like this

>No man's sky game kind
>You're the last man
>There're a lot of woman in the universe
>Procedurally generated sluts
>You have to repoblate the universe and travel between planets making babies

Wish I had a Spine license. Instead I have to make do with movement, image scale and faking distortion of graphics.

wooo i fixed it!

Just needed this : hastebin.com/isupucitub.hs

I have a targetFPS = 60 constant, which is my GM macro.
On begin step I get delta, which is delta-time relative to my target FPS. It returns 1 if FPS is 60, 2 if FPS is 30 and so on. Just so I don't have to deal with tiny number delta_time returns every time.

global.deltaUnscaled = 1 * (targetFPS/1000000) * delta_time;
global.delta = global.deltaUnscaled * timeMulti;

Then this delta is used for all movement shit. I use timeMulti if I want to tweak game speed and unscaled delta is just for things i don't want to change when i tweak the speed like double keypress timer.

Just look up a tutorial or something for this shit.

do you mind if I take of this helmet, yeah I farted 15 minutes ago, it's still in there.

nice to see breakthrough, user.

last science i heard said it was in fact a terrible idea to exercise when needing to reduce weight because the body has an automatic binge response to it.

Better have some exotic-ass space sluts for me to bone. None of this "Human but green" bullshit. Give me the craziest fucking aliens you can conceive of for me to stick my dick in.

this is my fetish

>still no ue4 spine plugin

I'll look up a tutorial, do you know of any good ones? If not I'll just try to follow what you wrote. Thanks!

youtube.com/watch?v=wbAF1EExpek

does adult in this instance mean actually really childish but designed to make the human equivalent of undescended testicles get sexually horny for computers

Don't forget to at least allow the person to build cities

Haven't been in the last two, but I was somewhat active since demo day 7. Does that count?

Game Name: Apotheosis
Dev Name: Meneer Guus
Tools Used: GameMaker 8
Website(s): @apotheosisgame
Progress: + New, fully animated boss fight
+ New sounds and made the sound system more efficient and optimized
+ A lot of bug fixing
+ More enemy variations
- Still stuck with a couple of ancient placeholders

see that waifu? you can climb her

I used this one
gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=556480

>childish
You're either a beta male or a woman, either way you're triggered.

see that climber? you can mount her

>gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=556480
Thanks user!

That webm is always unf
I'm going to add fat physics to my game

>Meandraco
Supreme taste

Is there a link to the google drive w/ all the fan art ?

My nigga

How come nobody ever finished their games?

Try that again, user. If you don't follow the format precisely, then the scraper gonna miss you. Your post misses the header.

yes

rate this.

not circular enough/10

nice """""transparent""""" background

drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B6j4pcv3V-vfb3hKSlhRRzlLbFE

You should combat whodevs by only including them in the image if it's their third week submitting or later

a game is not something you finish