ITT: we make the worst car ever with parts from different makes

Ford trucks actually have nice interiors, not sure about cars, though

Power of Harley Davidson

they're cheap plastic shit

you misspelled tesla

I dunno about Americans,

but here in Europe Ford interiors are absolute trash. Such cheap nasty plastic it feels like those cheap Chinese plastic electronics you buy that come apart

FRAM and Pennzoil in charge of the oil and oil filter. Using anything else voids the warranty.

>they're cheap plastic shit
I think you're referring to Nissan. Fords aren't by any means high class luxury, but they're not the worst out there.
Old Fords are absolute shit. I thought we were referring to new Fords.

fuku

>electronics by nissan

Electronics by mercedes.

Range Rovers are much harder to work on than Audis.
youtube.com/watch?v=o0OHi87AYU4

Airbags by takata

Fram has new patent, only their filter will fit.

ignition switch by GM

Materials are all sourced by Toyota, so your car will reliably rust away in a decade if you live in Europe.

Unibody by BMW

>mfw never had any problems with nissan, electrical work or otherwise, in the 235k miles ive driven my xterra
>mfw dad had a hardbody that went past 400k miles and was still going stronk before a bus totalled it
>mfw black friend with altima who barely does routine maintenance has never had problems either, got it at 180k and its at 270k now
>mfw no face
Not sure why Veeky Forums hates on nissan so much. Ive only had good experiences with them and my local dealership. They change the oil on my xterra for cheaper than it would cost for me to buy the oil itself. Someone care to explain? Unless its all just a meme, in which case carry on

>inb4 t. nissan shill
>inb4 anecdotal evidence

I have a Nissan Xterra, too. The electronics aren't unreliable, they're just not advanced whatsoever. There's been no innovation in Nissan recently.

Parts cost of a Mercedes

>$12k window switch

Part placement by Porsche.

/thread

Crumple zone by any Chinese automaker.

(you)

>He hasn't changed his serpentine belt from inside the car

Wiring by 90's Chrysler

literally came here to post exactly this.

Engine by Pontiac

I have a 2010 g37 120k miles

Gps doesnt work
Radio fucks up once in a while
Back up sonar stop working
Keyless entry sensor always on (low battery)

Its not a big of a deal i dont even use these for the most part, but still bothers the fuck out of me.

I wouldnt wish this on anyone

Havent gotten a new car since my xterra, which was 2003. Seems alright to me in terms of what it offers, but maybe i just dont know whats out there in newer cars. Then again, im pretty much happy if the ac/heater works well and the radio sounds decent, which they do. I dont even have electric windows or door locks lol, so i guess i can see from the lack of advancement point of view. Still doesnt really explain the anti nissan shilling whenever someone posts a non-gtr nissan

MK1 Mr2 suspension

Have none of you plebs had the pleasure of working on Lucas Electrics? Not to mention old Magneti Mareli. You have no idea who the prince of darkness is. Nissan nor Mercedes carry that torch.

Apex seals by Mazda

>Gps doesnt work
I don't have GPS
>Radio fucks up once in a while
I replaced the factory Rockford Fosgate Radio
>Back up sonar stop working
That wasn't even an option for me
>Keyless entry sensor always on (low battery)
Do you mean the remote is on low battery? Don't know how the sensor would be on low battery if it's in the car.

Again, it's a Nissan so there's not even enough options for me to have issues with them. Only electronics I would be upset with going out is the diff lock, 4wd, or power windows, none of which I've heard of any issues with in my car.

Pretty ugly, but to be fair no factory gps of any car ive been in has ever worked well enough to navigate me somewhere correctly

kek

Design, advertising and manufacturing done by a committee for each that don't communicate.
Each one consists only of Veeky Forums posters.

I was thinking electronics from LandRover lol

>elcteonics by mercedes

Electronics by fiat

Doors by Bricklin.

Wiring by Lucas

Driven by your mom

Electronics by early Alfa Romeo

Tires by Pirelli

electrics by lucas
engine by triumph
body designed by daihatsu
interior designed by whoever did the fiat multipla
built by lada

true cancer

Please, electronics by Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep

By Renault dude

Wheels by Rota

Air Suspension by Mercedes

Electrics by pre 1980 Lucas

Oh but user, you don't have your own lift?

Too scared to drop the engine to replace that $50 coolant reservoir?

Shouldn't have bought a Porsche :^)

That would make it awesome.

Engine by cherry.

what would BMW be?

...

The test driver

kek

Easy.
I go down to the Fiat dealer.

you nailed it OP

i love nissan to death user, but my Z has had a boatload of electronic problems so far for some reason

all chinks look like they have ass from behind, turn them to the side and straight as a blade

>engine by pontiac
*facepalm

Head gaskets by Toyota

>interior designed by whoever did the fiat multipla
But the interior was actually nice and the 3 seats in the front row are a nice feature.

Tires by Firestone

no. way.

fucking hell

surely this is only for serious work?

>ford quality

Frame by Toyota.

Kia acceleration

apex seals by mazda

Internal combustion engine from Tesla

>tesla gearbox and interior
>electronics by great wall

Gas tank installation by Ford

>Not rotary.
Are you even trying.

>yugo suspension
>lancia all metal body
>integra type r security

who makes the wankel then?

if by "serious" you mean anything more involved then changing oil, then yes. some stuff is accessible from the top but even that is such a pain in the ass that you sometimes just remove the shell out of sheer spite.

good, but even worse

>CVT by Jeep

>The test driver

KEKled alot

Electronics by Alfa Romeo

Rotatory engine by Mazda

Engine design by BWM

Interior by Ford

Suspension by Fiat

Transmission by Nissan

Everything else by Chrysler

>good, but even worse
>>CVT by Jeep

Threw up a little in my mouth. Brother has a cherokee latitude with that fucking monstrosity.

>Gear hunts eternally

forgot

>put together by Lada

Transmissions by ford

(See: 2002-2005 Ford Explorer)

Wait guys, I got it.
The whole car is a Chrysler

that is neither an s4, avant, or noggy. you are a dumbass

Engine made by Kia
Interior made by 90's Chrysler
Electronics from the Lincoln LS
Body designed by Nissan
Suspension from a 98 Trans AM

A 2006 Mondeos interior is definitely cheap plastic shit

>Lucas
These niggas know what's up.

> Engines by Peugeot
> Trannies by Aisin
> airbags by Takita
> Saftey by TVR
> Build quality by Lotus
> Styling by Lada
> Reliability by FIAT
> Rustproofing by GM
> Tires by Ling Long
> Resale value and warranty is a consortium between SAAB, Jaguar and Suzuki

tires by westlake

You described a DeLorean.

Pedals by Toyota

Transmissions licensed from early 2000 Honda

Battery location by GM.

Fuel injection by Bosch KE-Jetronic.