Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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its shit

draskyl has been in the scene forever dude, and sheever and him are close but she wasn't interested. absolute joke because draskyl is a good guy and she wouldn't look past his appearance.

wouldnt take it for free

your post makes my shit hard

"Bow to me mortal!" Above you, the demon known as Underlord roars in his triumph over you, while stepping forward, his towering form blocking all light. What was once clean air is overwhelmed by his tainted musk, a heady scent that reminds you of burning wood as it drifts into your mind, clouding your judgement. The head of his cock slaps against your cheek as he grinds his length into you, and as his mast hardens, he roars "From now on, you are a toy for me."
His cock is akin to a horse's, its spongy head widening as he ruts it down over you, his length hardening and growing longer. Soon he's fully erect, rutting his entire length over your abdomen, smearing his musk into you, marking you as his all while pleasuring himself on your body. And as he grows more aroused, his thrusting quickens, soon making his overly large package slap against your head. The flesh of his sack is soft as a pillow, but with it so close you can hear it rumbling full of tainted cum, the orbs inside squelching as it packs his sack full of jism.
"This is your life now slave, and soon this cock will find a home inside of you!" With another roar of triumph, he slams his cock down, grinding his enormous length into you with a final rut. His incredibly large package covers your face, forcing you to breathe in his musk at its source, and to feel the throbbing of not just his package pumping out his thick cum, but the shuddering of his huge cock as he grinds down into you. Thump. Thump. Thump. Each burst from his length makes an audible landing when it hits the dirt, his jism even obvious from your trapped state being incredibly thick and packed with protein, perfect for feeding a slut with nothing but dick-juice. Slowly, the sack pressed down firmly onto your face softens, the demon's orgasm dying off, but as that happens he settles down on top of you. And with a yawn, the demonic lord goes to sleep, leaving you trapped under his superbly musky cock, unaware and uncaring about your erection.

better hard than soft

i-i'm closer to sheever...

>queue unranked because of Pitlord in every ranked game
>get 4stack that instamarks mid and safelane farm
>decide to play roaming Riki so they can do their thing
>i leech xp from enemy jungle lc and feed our mid some kills on their invoker
>4stack is passive aggressively pinging me all the time
>just writes ? in chat when i use chat wheel
>asks the other team to report me at the end of the game

If you do not hate the moon, you're a brony by association.

Um but some mentioned the words meatgrinder

the first one i think he really got fired was one really old douche bag dude who was always angry

In average they lasted 6 weeks albeit some lasted less, i think i might have btfo of them too hard

but fuck valve anyways

>he wouldn't romance draskyl
fag

that is when you throw the game by "accident"

Okay

Based Adrian, doing God's work.

How do I counter pitlord??

just woke up , how does the post game stats look like

Why adrian anyways

is he one of your friends

or your dad

was your dad mean to you?

that would explain your addiction to reddit

I explained it to you last time.

One pike will take care of it.

>tfw no beach hero

hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/a/a5/Bane_blink_03.mp3

>sleep 12 hours a day without caffeine
>have horrible anxiety with caffeine
um...dotards?

Oh has it finally been made official she's boning ODPixel? Took em long enough

>Centaur OD Underlord and futa Ench will never fuck your ass with their huge quadruped cocks

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Um no you gave a reason which ends in because you liked it

But do you know why you like? have you given it a thought?

based tobi

>accuses others of addiction to reddit
>redditspaces
uhuh yeah its really hard to gloss over a couple short pseudosentences, better make them take up twice as much space because that improves readibility
and you were complaining about valveturd post game screen taking up 4 times the space it did in wc3 dota
i think you have some cognitive dissonance to resolve now

uuummm dotards??

woah, tobis ass is really big

purist thunderwrath the omniknight wearing some gold chainmails

You have a very short term memory Adrian. I did not give you that name today.

it's a beta

Is it easier to read? yes? no? Why not? no good reason?

Fuck off

You are the one with the short memory who can remember what he wrote

How do i make friends in dota?

>can
*can't

>600mb update for 1 hero

It size is worth two anime episode. What the fuck Valve???

What the fuck

Be talkative, friendly, and not shit

The hero wasn't the only thing added to the game autist.

Nice balanced hero dotards

reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/4z9knm/hero_visual_updates/

Whats wrong with 600mb

It was from a thread on Sunday, Adrian.

Explain why do you think it is easier to read first, bexause all I care is that it makes you seem like you're not from around here.

>supposedly improved
>still has FAS

Thanks for nothing reddit spy

So it seems like both grass and trees will no longer be completely static in a future update

yea you gave a reason that ultimately comes down to you liked it

but why do you like ? Did you like or was it someone else? Was it god who made you, or the jews who control the media or your parents or friends?

Are you you?

>has no arguments
>please write something so that i can then change the subject and make shit up
are you serious?

>let's not address the fps issues
>let's add physics to all the trees instead

>Hey lets update Luna's face I think that's a thing no one is complaining about
>What's that it takes 5 minutes to fix Windrunner and someone on reddit already did it by himself months ago, nah too lazy

Valve ladies and gentleman

so /d2g/... would you put your brain in a robot body?

I'm sorry that you can't remember, but I don't need to give you any reasons anyway, Adrian. I'll just call you like that

>Dawngate
>kicking ded niggas when they're down
That's low man.

Nothing of that bothers me in anyway, Adrian. Why does it bother you?

game already gets about 1/3rd the fps it used to before reborn as of right now on a core 2 duo e6700, oh man imagine how bad it's gonna get with more pointless physics.

We'll finally be out of overwatch/LoL/minecraft territory when it comes to requirements

How new?
they've been like that for years now
>implement a new weapon/hat in TF2
>it's broken on release
>creator fixes it immediately
>fix never implemented
>stays broken for fucking years

how is this dota related?

>only that one shitposter calls out Valve for being lazy idiots

Am I saying they're not? Alright, I agree with you Adrian. Valve are a bunch of lazy idiots... What now? How are you gonna fix it?

>friends in do
that's the same model dingus. The only difference here is the lighting.

the portrait model looks better because she actually has a backlight and a fill light to soften her features and improve her skin tone.

The game model is subject to the game's lighting, which is a simple angled light source with ambient

Yes, in 3d space, lighting DOES make that much of a difference.

>he doesn't know
why do you think valve is pushing VR so hard?

That's been doable with weaver aghs since it was released

Only if it was a hot robot body.

as you didn't need to give any reason to the previous Adrian?

Are you a serial killers who calls its victims Adrian when he stalks them?

Spooky

Sure, I am

Reddit spy here, the LoL community is getting really tired of Riot's shit. League is finished.

Reddit spy out.

>on a core 2 duo e6700
Get a new computer. Valve is moving away from supporting fucking decade-old hardware.

Yes, but she still looks like she has FAS.

Does the Firestorm %hp damage work on Roshan?

Correction

The reddit community is throwing a bitchfit because nothing else is going on. Happens all the time

>couple of graphics updates
>log in
>check Pugna
>still nothing but bones
why is Valve so lazy that they would just create a skeleton than not finish the rest of the hero model?

Got you nigger

Also why did you pretend to be me?

Who the fuck is Adrian??????

I still occasionally forget Phoenix exists.

because I felt like it bitch boy now go back to spamming this thread needs bumps

>both moon heroes get visual updates

what could they have meant by this?

theres this faggot valve shill who calls people he doesn't like Adrian

>because I felt like it
But why?

>bitch boy

woa look he is projecting and he sounds angry too

>back to spamming this thread needs bumps
I don't get 0.05 per post why should i

>new hero released
>thread is completely dead
>b-but their is nothing t-to talk about t. the gulag a week ago
LMAO

But I like you Adrian, that's why I named you, and that's why I reply to your. You entertainme

DIRE VICTORY

CONTINUE? 10...9...8...7...

>major update comes out
>people aren't posting
what could possibly be the cause

What is EU East like compared to EUW and Russia? Is it filled with 12 year old t*rks?

Would you?

>Old heor no one likes everyone knew was going to be shit
>Something to talk about
Good good

the more dead the general is the quicker the game can go back to being what it was

You are the first one who fints it entertaining, the other ones got scared but you are boring as fuck

What's the point of playing a game where 20-40 minutes of your precious and ever-expiring time on this fucking planet can be wasted by one disgruntled peruvian teen on his fifteenth account?

He picks pudge 20 seconds after the match starts, walks to safelane with 350 gold. No courier. I get bounty rune and purchase the courier, which I drop in base. He dies at 2 minutes and when he respawns, he killed the courier that I as a safelane carry had to buy.

I'm done with this game until there's region locking. Valve can implement all the hype heroes and have the greatest eSport in history, but I don't fucking care as long as the most fundamental element of the game--team communication--is fucking trampled all over by people who don't speak the same language as me and aren't interested in doing so. I remember the days I used to meet so many nice and cool people playing this game and now it's nothing like that. Just Peruvians on free accounts who don't want to play a team game...

Valve, please, please, please implement region lock, or at least the option to play with other people who implement region lock!!! Please guys, it would rekindle my love of the game.

>they slightly covered up the cleavage
have the SJWs finally infiltrated Valve?

Reminder Arteezy stream returns tomorrow fellow streamcucks

autism

just git gud and queue on USW

(You)