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How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, August 23rd: 634 – Abu Bakr dies at Medina and is succeeded by Umar I who becomes the second caliph of the Rashidun Caliphate. 1305 – Sir William Wallace is executed for high treason at Smithfield in London. 1382 – Siege of Moscow: The Golden Horde led by khan Tokhtamysh lays siege to the capital of the Grand Duchy of Moscow. 1614 – Fettmilch Uprising: Jews are expelled from Frankfurt, Holy Roman Empire, following the plundering of the Judengasse.
>Darkest Hour that's a shitposting OP. Therefore it's a shiposting thread. Saged and about to create a proper one.
Carson Turner
reminder Germany is based and should own at least 90% of Europe
Alexander Butler
It already owns 100% of Europe
Brayden Stewart
Why is Dumbest Hour in the OP?
Juan Gomez
groß
Luis Ortiz
thanks R&I, don't forget to link it here
sage goes in all fields
Luke Garcia
How long until HitlerMod releases the mod
Kayden Torres
grand
Andrew Lopez
good
Grayson Evans
what happened to 7 years mod?
Jackson Phillips
Why won't they accept? Do I have to take one of the actual treaty ports?
Henry Morgan
Please tell me your capital is still in the new world
David Kelly
Rate my empire of dirt
Josiah Bennett
Was removed because it was made by discord shitposters.
Kevin Hall
Just keep the war going and they should give up, either by getting slightly more warscore or racking up their war exhaustion.
Aaron Brooks
should I prioritize clergymen or bureaucrats as an unciv with low literacy?
Luis Cruz
Arumba
Juan Foster
NWO II for DH 1-3: USSR, stay Gommie 4-6: USSR, become Federation as quickly as possible 7-9: USA #1 0: War Thunder
Lucas Green
>That Grossaustriums Bretty gud.
Logan Gonzalez
But the mod is fun
Christian Butler
was removed because archive lad is suffering from terminal autism
Nathan Stewart
Fuck off back to your general
Nicholas Allen
That doesn't stops you from playing it, go play it.
Sebastian Nelson
Life is Strange is white and based
Hunter Sanders
doesn't matter, the thread of quality gotta be littered with the blood of shitposting modders
Aiden Myers
Yes kept it in the new world, already put down one nationalist revolt in Portugal.
Okay sounds good. French got there first so hopefully they have some ducats left for me.
William Davis
What's better, modded EU 3 or modded EU 4?
David Roberts
Modded FtG
Landon Nguyen
*tips army of 30k losing to 3k rebels*
Carson Diaz
Is there anything important I'm missing in eu4 by not having the cossacks and the mare nostrum expansions that weren't included in the free patches?
Christian Edwards
>attacking in the mountains lmaoing @ ur life desu
Evan Howard
t. losing a defense battle while defending in the moutais across rivers with 20:1 advantage because your enemy had 0.1 morale higher and scored a 9 on die pro
Jason Ward
>FtG
What is that?
Landon Thompson
>armies never losed battles against all odds >wars are decided in just one battle top wew
Jayden Smith
t. liquor pro
Jackson Ward
>- Blocked barons from having Agnatic-Cognatic succession (it's an inheritance mess) Why? Just curious.
Jack Torres
Is there any reason not to purge the officer corps in C.O.R.E.? I know you lose Tukhachevsky, but are there any other particularly good officers that are lost? Also, do the "Soviet Union Gears Up For War!" events still fire if you don't purge?
Angel Brown
Yes.
James Kelly
>- Even Malcontent voters will now vote for additional council power laws, as it means they'll have more to say 'no' about >Right now in conclave if a Councillor is mad at you he will refuse to extend his own powers Hope they also fixed the "can't give away title, I'm mad at you because you hold too many" shit
Cameron Mitchell
>feel like playing a game where i control Rome >Rome II >Athens has been conquered by the disgusting Egyptians >invade to liberate the noble Athenians >destroy the defenders and win the battle >i cant give Athens back to their people, my only 3 options are occupy, loot, and raze >literally can't NOT take total control of the city >can't release my territories or stop controlling them at all
Why are Total War games so graphically beautiful and yet so fucking terrible?
Literally the only thing you can do is blob
Andrew Hill
>C.O.R.E Now theres a name I havent heard in a long long time
Aiden Perez
>- Rulers can now change crown laws every 50 years, rather than once per lifetime (cooldown still removed on death) Finally.
Don't think many people here play that. I'm guess no.
What pissed me of the most is how ridiculous diplomacy is. I had a diplomat gifting money to the pope every fucking year otherwise he would hate me and excommunicate me.
Camden Cooper
Hitlermod, which countries will be the GPs?
Leo Reyes
The council updates in Conclave are an absolute ABORTION
Still not as terrible as factions... literally have to endure 3-4 successive civil wars every time i have a new ruler before my vassals learn that the only result of rebelling is being in prison the rest of their lives.
Whoever is in charge of those mechanics at paradox is asleep at the wheel
Evan Adams
>rome ii aka invade neighbors until you've conquered the world because absolutely every other country has negligible armies/no technology so their armies are full of shit that get curbstomped by my legions of Triarii
Anthony Ramirez
Yeah, the faction shit was terrible. >Grow up with honorable guy >Become friends, he's a close friend of the family. Give him lands >I die, my son becomes king >suddenly the best friend of the family turns to the new king and I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
Hudson Morgan
>still half an year before Season 2 is released going by the most optimistic guesses Thanks for reminding me.
Jack Robinson
Total war series has always been all about battles. The campaign map is just a backdrop to facilitate big ass battles.
William Martin
Because they were made for that: battles and blobbing.
If you want to play Total War games that are minimally decent try Rome I and Medieval II with Europa Barbarorum I and II respectively.
It's full blown autism that is only restricted by the shitty game engine.
Easton Smith
>unironically playing teenage angst: tumblr edition: the game
kill yourself
Parker Williams
guess it's time to get them
Dominic Cook
>r-redditors love vic 2 trust me you dumb beer and magistrate fags
Anthony King
You are one very rude poster, you know that? I don't like its Veeky Forums general nor most of its fambase though.
Jacob Brown
Reminder singleplayer is shit
Connor Nelson
t. GLORIOUSREICH
Dylan Cox
What mod?
Jordan Fisher
gf just sent me this
Austin Wilson
k
Jordan Lewis
dead genre dead general dead thread
Eli Bailey
Why are the rebellion systems in Paradox games so horribly shit?
>CK2 >vassals are constantly pushing for bullshit like elective monarchy and threaten you with war even though your forces are far superior >they actually go to war and inevitably get BTFO because their "armies" are shit, and spend their rest in life in prison >all of their descendants will end up doing the same shit, only because they didn't like you enough
>vic II >pops are living in a comfy welfare state >suddenly they feel like they want yet another relatively pointless reform >use new upper house support to pass a different reform instead >they actually become more angry than before, that is, they would have been happier if you didn't pass anything >suddenly millions of socialist rebels >huge rebellion numbering to up a million primary culture pops in a few months >obviously, they get BTFO extremely hard because your army is large and good, not even having a close chance to overthrow the government, even if plenty of soldier brigades were to rebel (most of the time they don't) >over the next few decades, pops will keep doing this shit despite that it's absolutely futile
It's just so bad. The worst thing is that r*dd*t and the Paradox forums will unironically defend this..
But you do like this miasma of bait, false-flagging, and shitposting?
Michael Russell
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Charles Phillips
women inherit and do regular marriages to male vassals
Brayden Campbell
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Adrian Gutierrez
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STEP 1#
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step #2
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STEP 3#
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Luis Lopez
So is it safe to say that R&I is not a bot? He often skips threads and takes some time to reply.
Evan Murphy
Well, yes. I've been here for quite a while anyway. I suppose /lisg/ was decent until about a month after the release of its last episode too, but I didn't check it in time.
Daniel Peterson
>socialists being retarded
Seems pretty accurate desu
Matthew Young
>yfw eu4 unironically has the best rebellion mechanic of them all
Jeremiah Flores
Post some willys or nickys.
Joseph Ross
who here ironically drinking liquor while build ing liquor distilleries?
Aiden Brown
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Jeremiah Jackson
*tips pickelhaube* me
Henry Wilson
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Blake Sullivan
I think I threw up a bit
Eli Collins
>liquor pros WILL defend this
Anthony Brooks
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Nathan Edwards
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Logan Bennett
>playing a meme mod
Isaiah Hughes
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Jaxson Foster
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Juan Hall
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Ethan Morris
>tfw 200 rebel stack in Tokyo I would be comfier if there were less communists
Nicholas Hill
>1878 >8 as japan >no NFs Are you retarded?
Brandon Wood
>went from 1892 to 1878
Aaron Martin
give me a liquoria mod other than Alexmod
Jackson Evans
is there any good mod for EU3 other than EU3+ and Miscmods
I want something different
Luke Rivera
Liangmod
Joshua Lewis
All other mods are banned.
Jose Evans
>USSR, become Federation as quickly as possible what's this then
David Bennett
MEIOU is without a doubt the best mod for EUIII
Changeowner Wisconsin and Michigan to the FSA, and help Mexico reclaim its lost land and you'll have a damn good America.
Samuel Reed
Yes. I'm just bad at the game. It's not a competition.