/utg/ - Undertale General

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MKID
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Loving this goat! Taking this goat out for a nice dinner!

Pumpkin is a treasure.

these guys

I don't know, do I g?

she did a lot of my requests so i'm eternally grateful

I like to break out the vintages now and again.

Protect him
Date him
Marry him

user no

I didn't mean to reply to you but yeah she's wonderful

it's nice to do

yes

she really is
we don't deserve her desu

so what's on the agenda for this thread

Wait did she make that?

Long ago, Confucius said: "If you aren't an Asrielfag, get the fuck out. I sware on me mum."

Tem Flakes.

Especially now that I am feeling all melancholic.
How are you, user?
Same old, but with a new spin.

user, you forgot the final step.

4. Make the Superior Beings

>ancient chink is a asrielfag

go figure

Flowey

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

no
that guy just copied her style

of course not

AUs

Oh good

/r/equesting this image with Chara out

Congratulations! The spider has won a cutebell prize for cuteness! Make your speech now!

That of course too

DELET THIS NOW

Come on, that one is a few seconds of effort. You can't be that lazy.

Long ago, Gautama Buddha once said, "user's opinions are shit, and all his proverbs are fake as fuck.'

nice

Not sure how to work with the opacity cause im a shitter

chara has the best team though, you cant shop out clean mons. its disrespectful

Well quit being shit then. Go and learn a new skill today. Make something of your life.

>Chara has best taste
Conflicted

And that's why I'm a Daoist.

One day Zhuangzi sat under a mulberry tree and dreamed he was user, posting his crap opinions on an imageboard.
When Zhuangzi awakened he was not sure anymore if he truly was Zhuangzi who had dreamed or if he was user making up stupid shit.

yea those. i like this artist even if the style is a bit sharp

//pees on u// ;3c

The world should be a better place by now. Get it together.
Also, I would like to thank the spider for never giving up on being cute.
Thank you.
I haven't gotten around to making the improvements to her certificate I talked about.

/r/equesting this image with Asriel out.

Lazy bum, get a real job

Wow! Great speech!How did you know it was me?

Of course not
It's just some chump thinking he's clever because he selected the crayon brush in sai

I like how Asriel and Chara both have a Ralts.
They are cute and pure pokemon.

Lazy, maybe, but enlightened.
Plus, tai chi > kung fu.

/r/equesting this image with Caterpie out

One day, Socrates went up to a man on the street and began a deep discussion of which user has the best taste.
Socrates was unfortunately arrested for breaking up the foundations of the government and having shit taste after all.

Whilst going through Fanfiction.net to quench my daddy thirst, I noticed something, there is a shitload of crossover fics

Anyone mind me posting some here for you guys to brutally critique?

"I hate that stupid anonymous faggot. They're always posting about their dumb opinions and shitty headcanons, fuck that idiot." - George Washington, 40 B.C.

why is frisk so baked

>Charizard

KILL IT
KILL IT NOW

don't open this

I don't like ralts desu

I dream about lineart that defined

ralts evolves into a monster and needs to be put down

nvm i think i got it.

just had to use gimp for the first time in forever

Here is the one that belong to it.
No clue what it says but maybe it's useful if somebody feels free to translate it

THEY ARE AN UNSTOPPABLE FORCE
H-how?

...

>Manletzard being that big

>using ff when ao3 exists

they're high on looove~

Spider sense, my friend.
Actually, I just guessed since this scenario is similar to earning a diploma and all that.

>only two good pokemon left
>ugly frisk design
>worst character
somehow removing chara made this horrible

>ashfags still mad about his loss
he obviously wasn't going to win, user
just let it go

You're not enlightened, you just have really good taste

genocidal murder goat

Here's a sonic one

fanfiction.net/s/11998762/1/Sonic-in-Undertale

i wonder how many people here have ice cap as their husbando

Floweygote a cute

>frick

>MUH CHI

Me too!

I sincerely hope zero. It's weird enough that there are people here that like the dummy.

I want this goat to beat me up and sex me.

well, it's at least one

ice cap is good taste.

I want the gote to beat me up so hard that I cum and die.

>user

>that zubat ghost

shit

>worst character
but I removed chara??????

...can you explain? What's the appeal? Do you have an elaborate headcanon for him or something?

...

Hey fuck you

The bear, the candle and Eevee are all good Pokemon

I don't like the design, if I go psychic in gen 3 I pick the pig

they could have at least had him lose in a believable way

So whats the least popular pairing?

Thanks, user.

I have happy chi.
I'm not sure what kind of chi you have, but I believe you should exhale until it's out of your system.
You can tell it is when you black out.

Me X (you)