/owg/ - Overwatch General

>Sombra drops
>turns out that she's EXACTLY as edgy as Reaper
I hope you're prepared for months and months of tumblr shipping where they both try and out-chuuni each other.

what would a date between the two edgiest people on the Overwatch planet even look like?

>tfw will never make Widowmaker gag on my cock

Is this really necessary? Every single thread you do this, can we just have a normal start for once?

Ana Amari

what would it look like if you put that over a map

Lucio and Zen got nerfed too.

It's typical Veeky Forums autism, happens in basically every general here. One of the many reasons why generals are considered cancer on every other board.

>blocked a genji with my ult as Lucio
>VICTORY after we capture point
>use voice line
>muffled "WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY" in the background

What makes you think you deserve even that?

>draw mercy
>call it ana
true, I bet it'll be zen/mercy now

Sombra when

Germans are built for Egyption women.

>that smug
>French quips when she kills
>dat ass
>blue skin
Perfection.

Where is original image with empty boxes?

Needs more lines and wrinkles on her face.

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which Overwatch character would be the biggest fan of shitty 2000s to 2010s memes?

Reminder that if sombra is a stealth character, she is going to be Broken as fuck or useless like symettra.

youtube.com/watch?v=_YPGMJBHHDs
>Widowmaker actually says "Ara ara"

Hana

D.va

D.va or Sombra

>her face seconds before you remove your disguise and stab Mercy as she sees that you're actually Sombra

>Who is D.va for 100

It's like you wanted to say

>D.Va would be the biggest fan of shitty 2000s to 2010s memes

but didn't for some reason.

The answer is Hana D.Va Song.

Zarya or Junkrat

Truly

Reinhardt, because he would've been born in like 2015 and would dig up ancient memes from his parents

>mfw getting compliments on my healing as Ana

It feels so rewarding!

when is the genji nerf / mercy buff etc patch coming out

>Reaper shows up in that Sombra forum thread

Will Blizzard finally admit he's a chicano?

MEI IS NO FOR LEWD

Tracer, like her mains.
Reinhardt, because old people like things ten years after they're popular.
Widow but she'd pretend she doesn't.
D.va because that's how real kpop idols are.

>saving Mercy just to kill her

>unlocked YOU GOTTA BELIEVE voice line for lucio
>bind it to F
>use it whenever i get the last hit on a roadhog or genji

>implying that spys will ever fool me
not after all this time, they won't

New emotes when??

are you the same person who said sombra means female because of the a at the end

>implying germancucks aren't built to give their women to egyptian men

This is the most crack ship I've seen, at least Junkrat says something to Mei that could be interpreted as flirting.

WHY IS MERCY'S PISTOL SO SHITTY REEEEEEEEE

>People think Sombra is gonna be a stealth/spy character

She's not. She gets like a 3 second cloak ability which is really nothing more than a clone of Reaper's teleport except you can't climb or anything so it's pretty much worse. Hell Tracer is better with her blinks to get behind enemies.

you're basically asking which one is the biggest normie, and that's obviously tracer

Nope_

Get that FILTH MAN off of my PURE TANK HUSBAND.

DUDE FUJOSHI LMAO

I frequently get told I'm the best Ana they've seen.

The bar is not very high, I think the average player just has no idea at all what to do with her.

You're aiming it like a hitscan weapon instead of leading them since they're projectiles. It's deceptively powerful but D.va's is better because of speed.

Get that shit away from me nigga

I hope she's an offensive character. I will use the shit out of her.

>Is another ana that snipes like a widow
>Hur durr i have gold medal u shitface xD

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I'd disagree with you but he did say shitty memes.

Everyone knows normies don't know the best memes.

Ult will be making your team invisible for 3 seconds

Fareeha

>letting someone other than you kill Mercy

I do lead the projectiles, but it's still fucking useless as fuck because literally everything else can kill me faster than I can kill them with it

why Mercy's pistol is even in the game at all is a mystery to me

>20 damage per bullet
>5 bullets per second
>20 bullet clip
>shitty
The projectiles are rather slow but that's about it.

It's funny, Mercy's pistol is better than Recon Mode's gun.

>he didn't get mercy's summer skin

I certainly have no idea what to do with her ult!
I think the best is using it on tank, but should I wait until they use their own ult? If so, I need to ask and it's annoying.

>
only skin i got, only one i cared about

This, I've mained medic from 2009-2013 and I like Mercy's gun.

Zenyatta makes me feel more MANLY so I pick him instead though.

I hate it because I love how the dude draw's Rein, but WHY FUCKING JUNKRAT WITH HIM.

LITERALLY ZERO SENSE

Having Rein as your husbando can be suffering sometimes.

Why are you talking to me? I did get it.

Sombra isn't going to be a new character.

>a fucking leaf

I don't know who this artist is, but they suck dick at drawing proportional faces. I've seen this and the Ana one and both suffer from the same shit. I almost wonder if they essentially trace the bodies/copy poses and then just squander the face.

Here, use this better version that took 30 seconds in photoshop to fix.

>Play Ana in Quick Play
>80% scoped accuracy, dank sleep darts, good nades
>Play Ana in Ranked
>can't do shit captain

I wish I wasn't so jittery in ranked.

0xb421
0xd1b8
0x3233

>Look at me I got a skin for a trash character
Congrats man, it'll be a good trophy for the enemy team when they wipe yours with ease.

But I did.

Who cares, I'd never play a zero skill hero like that anyways.

She'll be a support character, and Doomfist will be a tank, bringing every role up to 6 characters. Calling it now.

>playing ptr
>getting killed by hanzo arrows shooting past me
please explain

This post makes me want to slam my monitor against the ground.

>be mercy
>"RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE"
>die

I don't think I've ever survived the weeb stick and I'm always the first to get it.

It's a last resort because you should be able to fight back on your own in some way even if it's not very well. Just like the needle gun for the Medic. The devs prefer you damage boost your patient. Headshotting will help immensely though.

Do you think Reinhardt ever picked Torbjorn up and touched beards.

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>why

t. faggot that didn't read the comics

>women make up the majority of populations in western world
>in the utopian future the only thing that even resembles the modern day middle east is junktown
>implying 2076 everyone isn't getting cucked by roadhog or genetically engineering space man meat

Dont forget the pulse bomb, or getting solo ulted

He's PuertoRican-American not Mexican-American. By defition he cannot be chicano

>6-6-6

user....

Give me the stealth character already, I have butts to stab.

>join at the very last minute of the match
>defeat

When will this get fixed?

If there's a Reinhardt, wait for him to go on a suicide mission, ult, nade, then shoot him non-stop, and he'll probably survive it for once.

It charges very quickly, so it's worth using on any ally who is in a moderately bad position.

>tfw I got it

It actually blows my mind how can anyone could buy a golden weapon for one of the most boring (and useless) heroes in the entire game. I simply cannot fathom the existence of an actual Mercy main, I just can't. How? What's fun about this healbot that can't even defend herself?

Maybe you should just headshot him or speedboost away or make him fall asleep

OH WAIT LMAO