World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

post worgen feets

>dying of thirst
>don't want to leave room because mommy has people over

>Wanna make a femgoblin or two
>Keep remembering I'd have to do their whole intro bits again before I can go powerlevel invasions

Honestly how have they not implemented a skip by this point, people have asked constantly since Cata itself.

if he plays with trick again i'm going to shoot myself

Your death should be priority #1 because unlike those ones, you could possibly breed

Should I roll a Male Orc hunter? I already have two male Orcs, but they are my favorite race

please do it nobody wants you to live

So I've settled for a build with my rret for battleground (Mostly fragging mid like a retard)

Since you can basically say bye to any chance to kill any ranged class whatever your talents are, I took eye for an eye and holy wrath, and spents my day shitting on melee classes, dying in a blaze of glory.

It's not half bad

of course. play what you like

Best server for roleplaying on EU?

some greek homo ruined male orcs so roll something else

why, did someone Deliverance your tender beta male pusspuss

I will when you do, which should be any second now

>Goblin DK

>Purchase legion and use the 100 boost on a goblin

I've done both with no fucking regrets.

>he doesn't have a bathroom inside his room

user putting irl things aside for a game that will be unplayable is moronic

that said the first day of classes are also pointless so, eh

>ret
>in 2016
>mfw

Hey alliance Destro locks and Feral druids,
fuck off
You fags wont stop trying to kill my DH then getting 4 shot
Its not fun anymore
Fuck off

>resub after not playing in ages

>do a bit of old raids for transmog stuff

>fire bird mount from fireland dropped
> gay faggot drake mount from dragon soul dropped

did the drop rates increase drastically or i just got lucky?

They're both fine and I'd give both sloppy blowjobs all day.

>HERO WE NEED YOU IN DALARAN
>WE NEED TO LEARN BOUT THE PILLARS
>SUMMON DICK NIGGER THE FIRST GUARDIAN
>youtu.be/G65pvuTFR_A?t=40s STARTS PLAYING
>THE BROKEN ISLES, WE"LL SEARCH IT ALL
>LET US TELEPORT DALARAN THERE
>to be continued
oh you fuck,,,

I DON'T KNOW WHICH CLASS TO LEVEL FIRST

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rogue.

>drinking tap water

on a side note i'm looking for a guild, eu servers, i don't care if you're hardcore or casual i just want to look at some chat

I'M WITH THAT ONE GUY FROM HOWEVER MANY THREADS AGO
UNDEMONDEAD HUNTERS FUCKING WHEN

You got lucky

should make one of my gnomes an erp profile

you are looking fabulous today dalaran

>12 minutes on exp potion
>alright I can quickly tank another dungeon and finish before 12mins easy
>get grouped with the slowest drooling mouthbreathing dps who are just autoattacking

Thanks Blizzard.

>Still more content than whatever show is watching at the time.

>tfw on us servers
>tfw no cute flat mage to erp with

>expecting any less from Khadgar
FOR THE AZEROTH

Man, all the Hunter artifact weapons and forms look terrible. The gun looks like some steampunk abomination at best, the bow is just all different flavors of elfshit design, the polearm might be okay but even still looks not great.

xmog exists.

The legion ships were definitely made to view from a distance.

>tfw I initially made one as a joke on my girl goblin warlock
>Implying she fucks her demons and whatnot
>Which then progressively became less and less a joke as I got hit up by people

It probably doesn't help that I play on Moon Guard.

no shit fucking idiot

ya

also play on Moon Guard, half my characters are gnome

Anyone know if I can transmog my artifact into another artifact? For example, transmogging the BM gun into the MM bow.

Megoka....

so whats the go with the current pre patch questline?

do we wait next to khadgar until he teleports everyone or was that the end of the quest? theres a fuck tonne of players standing next to him in dalaran

>just did the classic liveleak watch

so when are we killing blacks, chinks and brazilans lads?

Drawing a blank on that, mine starts with a J.

Good on you for picking the fun RP serb.

>alliance had to build a harbor just to sail from SMV to tanaan

Would you?

YES
E
S

>lads

kys

I see no WoW in your post user.

But either way yes.

thicc

>Shamans in Legion

What the fuck happened?

Noxxic...

>living in a city with shitty tap water

>"DPS" shaman in PVP

Da elements have lft me, mon.
seriously though what's with bliz's hate boner for shammys?

the same thing that happens every expac

its starting to get annoying i m o

Guys, couple questions from a returning player:

what are good professions now for the economic aspect? I was thinking about mining/BS but I want to hear others before.

Also, I wanted to do the Legendary Ring questline, but it seems that I might need to upgrade my Garrison to Tier 3 and I don't want to spend 5k gold without knowing if Garrisons will be useful in any way when Legion hits. What will happen to them?

I miss being a mana battery.

>Strom'kar doesn't work on PC Trolls
Gay.

Nothing, this has pretty much been our standard for a long time. Resto is always generally really good, then very sporadically ele or enh might be allowed to be fun or good for a little, then kicked back into the dirt.

imagine the asspain

enh shamans were in every rbg group and had a high representation in 3s for the last few seasons

or are you talking about the ele meme?

You can't do the questline anymore.

Holy shit, is there a more monkey spec than Frost DK? It legitimately boils down to BURZT MACROS, Howling Blast, Obliterate, Frost Strike, and yeah that's about it.

nigger i just talked with a glad + mythic raider ele shaman and he's been maining since wotlk and he's doing second best after fire mage

i doubt it's gonna be THAT bad specially since it's prob gonna get buffed

just play what you enjoy you god damn fotm slaves

>tfw no Khadgar bf

I win like every arena match on my BM hunter pushing 3 buttons and doubling everyone else's damage

>just play what you enjoy you god damn fotm slaves

t. minigamer

ah, makes sense, thanks

Frost's nuances come from not dying as one and staying on target. Which isn't exactly easy.

r8 my rapeface

Except that's how the real world works with any decent guild. If you are basing everything off idiots saying "NO WE ONLY WANT TOP 1% FOTM CLASSES" then everyone would only play 2 classes.

I haven't played in a few years but thinking of playing again. Trying to find the right class for me, I'm looking over WoWHead info but I figured I'd ask to be 100% sure: there are no more DPS classes that have some kind of secondary group healing effects?

Shaman good which is bullshit only druids are allowed to be good hybrids

>have never played a mage
>leveling one now
>find out you can learn a teleport spell to the Dalaran Crater
>have to go into SM and keep the last boss from burning the books
>book on a shelf teaches it to you
That's actually really really cool. Anymore books I can read?

>there are people in this thread right now that don't excel even when playing classes traited for flavour

Speaking of rape I'm not sure how rapists do it to be honest. My gf is half my size but it's still difficult to forcibly hold her down and stick my cock in when she's struggling during "play rape". I'd imagine it's near impossible without a weapon unless you're over twice the size of your victim.

Certain dark skinned humanoids have a chance to drop a polymorph tome

Mage is the ONLY class that gets cool shit.

>doing some transmog farming
>can't zone into instances during invasions
It's ok, I didn't want to have fun. I would be playing something else if I did.

but if you can stick on someone and are somehow not the center of attention, it doesn't change the fact you're going to shred them by literally hitting two keys over and over.

Real specs/classes have to work for damage spread across many keybindings.

why do girls like to be rape/beat? women are subhuman.

>I'd imagine it's near impossible without a weapon unless you're over twice the size of your victim.
You should take up some ground game based wrestling.

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perfect way to maximize exp from invasions?

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wtf

i hate women now

Most "rape" is actually consentual sex between a drunk man and woman, which the woman then regrets the next day

>Battle rez someone in an invasion
>Get a whisper after
>"thanks gorjess"

>mfw