/owg/ - Overwatch General

I love Hana Song

Have you guys seen this?

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748794686

New Sombra shit again.

>pretending like it's been around long enough for people who don't know it to be "newfags"
That doesn't mean you're wrong, though. 75% of the people in this thread are ledditors.

Because they already apparently offended people with tracer's ass, symmetra's hindu goddess skins, and various other references to the real world or little nitpicks that people get butthurt about.

le dead game meme

vorus

>yfw Sombra tomorrow

Here's your (You) now tell me why you're posting this

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When will it become canon?

What's the countdown we're talking about?

Hana is cute! Cute!
>tfw I've been slacking off and now approaching 600
Fug id.

I can't believe Jack and/or Reinhardt got to bang Ana.

Thanks.

He's never getting those asses whereas tall men (actual men) fuck them every day.

true

best ones are linking to a different general completely, like battleborn general for example, though

Never since she's with dwarf.

Lena

>Implying he doesn't do a little "Maintenance" on D.va and her mech

C'mon we all know they fuck like rabbits

Wait, was Genji a part of Overwatch at some point?
I thought he was off fucking about doing hes own thing since he died

kill yourself
that's a lame video and spamming it won't change that

some ARG only redditors care about

Reminder that Tracer is canonically getting railed 24/7 by Winston's black gorilla cock.

Ana is the only one to have a kid

Why would she fuck some short dude? She has legions of people at her feet, most probably a lot of them are good looking.

Who do you think brought him back from death?

Thanks, doc.

>Gorilla
>Having anything other than a tiny cock
NICE

Genji is with you

He joined Overwatch after Mercy healed him

im in some overwatch facebook groups because its the only online game im playing right now
and the fanbase is so fucking easy for cock, they keep talking all day about sombra and fucking conspiracies and shits
dude does this game actually have lore of they just bait shit and make up names?
blizzard ARG is the worst ARG I have seen so far in all my life.

(You)

Because she wants that fat dwarf dick

Sounds like excuses to me, i know people who've done more with less, go become one of those too.

Well she had a kid before she got heavily into overwatch. It seems most got in, realized how fucked up everything all was and just never slowed down to do it.

Inb4 sombra is like, genjis little omnic robot baby 14 year old hacker.

Mercy brought him back and OW offered him a deal. If he joins them, they let him take out his families criminal empire.

I believe in the forced 50

A fact that drives Pharmercyfags so up the wall they delude themselves thinking she's a cripple that Angela can take care off too. Nevermind those with the Phara becoming a cyborg headcanon because of that one skin of her. Sheesh.

When does the Sombra timer tick down? It's not on the hour

It's called random team selection.

Done what? Joined a world-wide anti-terrorist organization? Didn't know those existed.

20th minute of every hour

oh. well is it legit?

Buff when?

>I'm #1
I'm #1
>I'm #1
I'm #1
>You cannot send a message, please wait...

Who else does this?

[spoilers]I feel bad for all the Dva bros who didn't get her voiceline[/spoiler]

Aardvark pays off.

Genji also shouts out "Angela!" sometimes if Mercy is getting hurt near him

>Haven't played since near the end of Olympic event
>Come back to see the balance changes

>Lucio's speed boost nerfed
Boy oh fucking boy as if everyone didn't move painfully slow enough in this game already
>Absolutely gutting Genji because rank 40s cried about not being allowed to stomp people better than them based on luck and spam
If you don't like how Lucio and Zen are mandatory picks then why the fuck would you nerf the hero specifically designed to counter them Jesus Christ Almighty
>Nerfing the only reason Zenyatta was ever even a viable pick
>Roadhog's hook literally buffed
>High Noon, already a mediocre ult that nine out of ten times gets you a single kill or gets you shot immediately, nerfed
>Meanwhile like half the cast (Junkrat, Ana, Pharah, Bastion the character you just fucking made a seven minute animation about) is still unplayable and didn't even get fucking touched

I know everyone always posts about how this next update is LITERALLY the one to kill the game but honestly between the god-awful perpetually butthurt as hell community and Blizzard balancing the game based on the biggest whiners why even bother coming back

Like I'm not going to say that they've hit TF2 levels of terrible balance yet but it's certainly close. This game is honestly some of the most fun I've had in years and it breaks my heart because every round in any gamemode is filled with screaming manchildren and every few weeks it's someone else's turn to become a top tier pick for a while and everyone else gets the fun sucked out of them

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I opened over 300 crates and didn't get it.

>Sorry sorry sorry
All day
Also use ctrl+S to spoiler senpai

Yep

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/22813879/

Look at the 000100001001010100 post

It started at 23 hrs, it's been ticking down, now down to 16hr

I was wondering if this was a ruse, but after looking on the overwatch forums, it seems to be a locked topic thats in plain view for everyone to see. Seems legitimate.

Weak bait is still weak bait
I do it all the time
It's the best

WOO WOOO WOOO WOOO JACKPOT!

>Score count
>Victory/Defeat Screen
>POTG
>Cards/Stat Screen
>EXP bar
All this shit takes way too long, there should be a way to skip it all and just start the next match

>be Mercy
>fucking winston always goes after me

WINSTON NERF WHEN

>Is this easy mode?

>Mariachi/El Blanco skin
>no ominous maracas when Reapfield teleports
>DIE DIE DIE doesn't become I'M ALWAYS READY TO PARTY
>no references to mexican food

>uses "rank 40" as an insult
>thinks lucio and zen are countered by genji
let me guess you're rank 41

>tfw I don't ship Mercy with anyone

>Nerfing the most balanced character in the game.

Buff Mercy

The hook thing was a bugfix to prevent the target from landing in weird spots. It's a buff like the projectile hitbox changes were nerfs.

Why are Lucio and Mercy so fucking difficult to kill?

Is it artificial survivability to make them less terrible to play?

Yeah that got some salt too. I heard some official Overwatch account also reblogged a Genji/Mercy pic the other day.

>He doesn't know he can just leave the second PoTG starts with no penalty at all

The game is dying pretty quickly, especially on PC.

Only a couple thousand players a day right now. Highest peak so far this month was I think 20k, which might seem like a lot but when 15 million people bought it, yeah, it's not good and dropping.

I spam that shit she says in korean

I ship the smugberry with my dick

>victory on hanamura in 1:24
this matchmaking is fucking dumb

You can actually leave right when the VICTORY or DEFEAT screen comes up.

Yeah but then you've got to requeue, and sometimes that takes 3 minutes even though im US East

Mercy/Genji is cute, why do people hate it?

Are you giving a choice to be "promoted" or does it just happen?

It's either this or a bunch of retards on your side. You choose.

well the season ended so people either are taking a break or playing the ptr.

But if you're goal is to grind exp you lose the consecutive game bonus.

>Winky face!
>Winky face!
>Winky face!
>Winky face!
>Manually type ";)" when I get blocked

>Weak bait is still weak bait
would you at least say why my post is bait? I mean I tried to explain why I feel that the community is shit and you just keep pushing it

>smugberry
This is too god damn perfect.

>tfw your favorite mercy ship is her being a sad christmas cake who will die alone

I fucking hate how fandom has warped her into this sweet yuri fiend or group mom. I mean, the art is nice, but none of it clicks with me.

>artificial

What did you mean by this?

Jack was probably told one day that he was now the commander. Knowing Jack, he probably questioned the decision and asked why Gabe wasn't made CO.

>2016
>playing Mercy

I'm sure you're team would rather have you play a good healer

Also, really sad thing is this kind of massive drop has never happened to any game besides the TORtanic, so this could be the start of the sinking ship guys.

so what does then?

Choose your flavor of smug

Is there a worse game mode than KotH?

>night market
>CHING CHONG NIP NONG KNEE HOW