>appraisal update >we will have to see the same two dick jokes all the fucking time until niantic brings real content
Eli Price
Top trainer tip for a top laugh lads:
Rename an XL (or an XS!!) Pokemon as 'dick' or 'willy' and get it appraised using the function added in the update.
Justin Torres
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Daniel Gutierrez
deal with it user, at least it won't turn normies into a autistic one finding 100iv
Robert Stewart
>finally downloaded it to play with little brother that came back from holidays >explored the town together and had fun >saw 3 stops with lures next to each other >walked there, 2 skaters going in the same direction >arrived in a park with 10 people from 8yo to 35 >sit with them, talk and they explained the game while catching a shit ton >really nice evening, feeling even a bit surreal
>now start to realise how grindy it is >see the p2w shop >read last thread about how it's close to gambling and people spending hundreds >really feels like it's made to grab a max of cash from gullible people >fighting system looks bad with 3 pokémons actually viable that everyone use
I'm so conflicted. And why did Nintendo give the pokemon license to some cheap p2w jews that prey on the weak with bastard tactics.
Jeremiah Roberts
When is Pokewalker 2.0 going to be released?
Aiden Stewart
the gambling part is the only problematic one.
Liam Barnes
Jeez Candela.
Joseph Johnson
Remember...Nintendo approved the way this game is being done.
All everyone involved with it wants, is a cash grab.
William Rivera
The CEO of the pokemon company played ingress anyway if you live in an urban area there's barely a need to spend money on the cash shop, I've got pokeballs coming out of my ass. People who spend real money on this are idiots
Levi Moore
>level 23 >Still haven't talked with anyone near me How do I start a convo anyway
Brayden Harris
>People who spend real money on this are idiots t.poorfag
Michael Morales
Ask them to appraise your dick.
Brody Thompson
Nintendo barely got a say in how the game was developed at all, only The Pokemon Company did. People seem to always forget that Nintendo only owns like 1/3rd of TPC
Daniel Barnes
>initiate an eye to eye contact >smile >if he/she doesn't smile back >>back to 1st step with other person >start talking
Joseph Cruz
When I need to restock on pokeballs, I head to a street that ends with a small bike trail. 11 pokestops in about 3 minutes. I strap on roller blades and skate from one end to the other then back to the beginning. An hour of this and I'm set for a few days.
Lincoln Ramirez
wat do?
Jack Morris
>smiling to random guys uh that's sounds pretty gay tbqh my dude
Christian Nelson
NEVER
Dominic Edwards
make a new account and this time, don't cheat.
Nintendo did get 30% of the profits from the game, I have a hard time believing that they didn't have a good degree of say in how things were handled. Even if just to make sure that their stake in things didn't bite them.
When Trump wins.
Joseph Jenkins
i didn't consider the gender of the poster so i used he/she. fucking dense
Tyler Gray
Someone should fucking sue these guys. This dude on leddit paid for items with real money, the server shit itself, he asked for the items back (not even a refund) and this is the reply he got.
SOMEONE PLEASE sue these fucks because this is a prime situation to win some money. They are completely in the wrong.
Dominic Ward
Just talk, man. Everyone around you is playing it, Just pick a topic. It's never going to get any easier than this
Aaron Hill
It's pretty odd they haven't given out free shit. Don't literally all other games like this give out free stuff if the server crashes? I know Pokemon Terozi did or that puzzle one or whatever. They were always giving out free gems
Christian Hernandez
Here's the 2nd reply, after he clarified that he only wanted the items back, not a literal refund.
>we won't refund your items, but we hope you give us more money!
Austin Gonzalez
what happened to his items anyway?
Joshua Johnson
Here's the original message.
Jack Parker
DELET THIS!
Christian Sanders
thanks user.
Carter Flores
How have they not been sued yet? This bitch wasn't even acknowledging his issue, she LITERALLY SAID "We won't refund your lost items even though you spent your real money on them, but feel free to spend more money in our shop!"
And this is completely separate from the other HUGE issue of them apparently not doing refunds.
Nathaniel Flores
Apparently our state university is trying to get all pokestops removed
If true that kills the best farming area in the state
Joseph Hughes
adds more insult to injury
Eli Robinson
money refunds*
Jacob Thomas
why they are doing it anyway? is the fad dying or just a meme?
Carson Kelly
It'll likely happen, they've already removed a ton in some of the best places around here. It's only a matter of time before they all get removed. :(
Nathan Lopez
yeah my uni already removed some from a few buildings, probably because those buildings tend to be where a ton of sensitive research happens
Joseph James
I got all the ones at the local children's hospital removed. Niantic does 0 research, they just delete when requested.
No more local Fagbook stories of hurr I gave the kids my lures give me attention now pls
Jackson Howard
t. Satan
Matthew Lee
Likely just meaningless fun hating by professors who don't want students playing in class, even though people fiddled with their phones all the time anyway. Keep in mind college is just starting, so there will be a wave of these types of stories in the next few weeks.
And yes, the fad is dying rapidly, which makes it even more silly to bitch about the game. Soon as we hit the cold months it's dead
Parker Torres
>hurr I'm stupid
Those kids should be focusing on leaving the hospital, not sitting on their ass playing games all day
Jaxon Hill
>Soon as we hit the cold months it's dead >MFW I hadn't even once considered this variable >MFW I feel so much better about being banned now
Ethan Evans
benis :DD
Alexander Jones
I refuse to believe this dialogue was not intentional to move the game back into the news cycle and generate some new memes on social media for a few days
Lucas Morales
Lord knows it's not good for anything else
Blake Bell
I already have thermos to put tomato soup in for the winter months, and I already have thermal underwear when I use to do contracting work.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Actually I believe its this here.
Bentley Anderson
what's with this people always requesting rtz to stream?
Anthony Rogers
who?
Anthony Richardson
>been playing since launch >have never gotten a 10km egg
Isaac Stewart
That's great, 99% of normies aren't gonna do that type of stuff to play a phone game that is already long out of its initial hype stage
Dominic Turner
>Yo nigga wan see muh Gyrados?
Kevin Turner
>Hand over the coins, trainers
Robert Gonzalez
Who gives a shit about normalfags
Aaron Cruz
What happened to my pokemon go live map
Jaxon Harris
I (almost) know that feel I haven't been playing quite since launch, but my only 10k egg was one of the first 9 I got. For the last three weeks I haven't gotten ANYTHING but 5k eggs, I don't know if that's a good thing or bad. At least gyms will be easier to hold.
Alexander Cox
scanning is dead buy pokecoins
Juan Fisher
>>read last thread about how it's close to gambling and people spending hundreds >>really feels like it's made to grab a max of cash from gullible people
It's called f2p..
Aiden Jackson
It was fine two days ago! BRING IT BACK
Jaxon Howard
>scanning is dead How? why?
Parker Torres
no sorry buy more pokecoins
scanner accounts are being banned
Josiah King
I guess it's nice that you can transfer low IV stuff without plugging it in to a spreadsheet or website, convenient enough when you're out and about but if you care enough about IV to even use the feature you're going to find search for exact values later anyway. Why not just let us see its stats at that point? Have the professor permanently reveal them for you or something. I guess it doesn't really matter in the end, it's just a Pokemon skinned simplistic phone game anyway.
Hudson Nelson
well, if you're using phyton script with a pokemon club account nd not your original acc there should be no problems then. what about bluestacks? are emulators being banned?
Luke Powell
???
Julian Gutierrez
May I ask what you're using? Is that the same scanner from the github that was used here a while back?
Jayden Harris
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Josiah Gonzalez
Numbers are too artificial and have no soul. It's completely fine if it's text, but holy shit why can't they just add a few more accurate appraisals. When they finally respond to a demand they half-ass it.
what is this bullshit I've been playing for what, 4 days and these are my eggs
Tyler Turner
What the hell are you talking about
Camden Price
Which app is that?
Tyler James
>thinking pokemon spawn rates are 100% identical the world over Get out of here kid
Xavier Perry
>GIVE US THE STRAIGHT NUMBERS FUCK YOU OVERSIMPLIFIED SHIT
Last I checked you didn't even get straight answers from ACTUAL pokemon games. 'Course I skipped ORAS, so if they said fuck it in those, then fair enough.
Ethan Smith
Fuck the Bots!
Day of the Rope Round 2!
If the first round was pinning up all the local yellow stars, now we exterminate the filth in other countries.
Botters, scanners, snipers, spoofers will all be purged.
Captcha is the Final Solution.
Alexander Gray
so, uh
what are habitats and why I don't see any areas glowing
Ayden Sanders
How do you check your GPS location on Nox for home coords? I want to get into sniping but my googlefu is weak and the tutorials I do find are just on how to set up nox itself.
Aaron Scott
what if bot solve the captcha problem?
Kevin Parker
I didn't know that since I'm an old fart and only played dark souls in the last 8 years.
I remember that south park episode but thought it was something that concerned a few grandmas and not a real issue.
John Reed
>driving through the city >pass by a pokestop >hit here if you are passenger >miss the pokestop >pass by another pokestop >PLEASE SELECT ALL IMAGES CONTAINING POKESTOPS >miss the pokestop >uninstall
Charles Smith
>playing a walking game from your car
Fucking americans. Our next vacations we're going to the US with my gf in some central states like colorado just to get a good laugh at fat people and mart sharters like you.
Gavin Young
Its because he was bullshitting and they knew it He was claiming he lost 25 eggs or incense by using them when the server went down
If he was honest and just said he lost one they would have given him more back
Cooper Bell
>seems like a good day to hunt for some pokemons >get dressed >hop on my motorcycle >after 15 minutes riding the roads i get two flats >the two fucking tires at the same time >miles away from someone who can help me >start dragging the motorcycle >it starts raining >a teeth on my mouth starts hurting like fucking hell >turns out it got infected or something and it feels like someone is shoving a knife on the tooth nerve and twisting repeatedly
i am quitting this game right now
Josiah Barnes
besides life's dick in your ass, what pokemon did you catch?
Anthony Hughes
Failed feature Nianshit didn't put in the end product, and laziness on whoever runs their site's part
Dylan Rodriguez
>evolve poliwhirl >mud shot >submission
Nathaniel Reyes
2 fucking pidgey's and a wigglytuff or something
Elijah Stewart
>ruralfag with like 5 pokestops kinda spread out. >niantic removes 3 of them
fuck this 'game', I'm out, I'm finally bored enough that I don't wanna play anymore.
cya lads, I'm off to go play overwatch.
Luis Jones
Name one change that doesn't favor city players You can't
Jaxon Baker
>120USD Seriously guy?
Christian Murphy
>appraising my walkfag stuff >some decent things like max attack Lapras and max defence chansey >no perfects though >appraise my onyx >it's simply amazing! >it's highest stat is HP >it's defence is equally good >it's attack is equally good >it has fantastic stats! >mfw