SS13 - Spessmen on a Space Station /ss13g/

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>ss14
>ss16
>what the fuck happened to ss15


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Discord for metaclub and circlejerk purposes!
discord.gg/YEh5fv7

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Atmospherics
youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>tfw you hack the cargo console and order stalker memes
youtube.com/watch?v=x2YlbiyiuMc

Time for an update

WHO MADE IT

me

thanks

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Excuse me but that picture doesn't make any sense. The golf club would disintegrate when it touches the shards. I should know, I am an expert on this subject.

it's a crowbar

Shit, posted in wrong thread

I can't get SS13 to work.

That's fortunate.
What's the problem you're having?

nvm, just had to create an account

Do you think Yahir is religious?

I bet he spits on Chaplains when they walk by.

What's faster?
Air injector or unary vent with disabled pressure checks?

>he

Yahir is a eunuch?

>has

>no

Julia has a good butt.

And a nice pussy cat!

No

Yes, according to the heat or pressure or whatever. They have to be on the outside holding the plasma in or made of rplasglass or you'll pop em.

It really isn't, people regularly over self administer antitox and MD's don't start with a reagent scanner so if faggot face takes one and a doctor gives him one oh baby. They can't be trusted to not fuck up.

Oxycodone.

>zenny being a greytider then banbaiting so he can ahelp later for banvalids
:^)

Drop a ban request on the forums if you want him gone cause it's pretty cut and dry. Breaking in where you shouldn't be, standing and letting them half kill you, coming back to antagonize them more as nonantag and ahelping when you die from it is banbaiting as fuck.

15 of either.

Wait a minute, its all coming together

>Space a man over being a syndicate agent
>Extended
Goddamnit.

[03:41:22]ADMIN: Carshalash/(Zachary Hensha) has been hit by Bluespace Artillery fired by Zealotron

C O Z Y

If only I had more time.

>not filtering gasses from the waste tistro back into the custom mix

do you even autism bro

can someone explain what internal/external does on atmos alarm pressure checks?

reminder

MUH
VALIDS
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Hey qt3.14, u wanna git swole?
Chill Approximately 180,000 mol of Oxygen or whatever air mix you like down to -266C in batches or multiple chillers Shove that into a pipenet with a canister and a valved heat exchanger facing a WARM burn chamber. to heat it back up to within I think 40C of 20C is safe. You can pressurize an entire bombed out dept with 1 can.

external stops venting when the air outside as at or above that. Dunno internal but I presume it's the reverse.

external checks for the environment pressure;
internal checks for the pipe pressure.

Internal checks the pressure in the pipes
External checks the pressure of the room

>s.jpg
dude.

What?

>style

Remember Nick Weller is a furry, deadline when?

did you see that? why to save thumbnails?

I do now. Cause it was the only one I had apparently.

ok so if I want to do flooding and I have high pressure in the pipes, I can just disable both?

Nick Weller perma jobbaned from everything but CE until he can make the meme engine rise when?

Wrong Nick

No
If you want to flood as much out of the pipes as possible, set the checks to internal with pressure 0

Please don't flood. It's shit antagonism that's just a powergayman check and then everyone go homes to reroll for antag and have to setup fucking everything all over again cause you're a fucking child.

I'd support it.

if i remember right, setting it as internal should make the vent to pump air out when the pressure is higher than the one set until it reaches the setting, but i'm not 100% sure.
by the way i think that disabling the checks should work to flood, but i'm not 100% sure about this too.

ok so for example if I want to flood with cold N2, if I hijack the N2 out pipe into cooling pipes to space then lead the ending into a volume pump at the distro loop, I could have a high pressured freezing N2 killing everyone around the station?
after I flip the pressure checks around the station

You'd probably want to hook it straight into distro without that volume pump involved, but yes
Note that in this case, "everyone" only includes people without space suits
Superheating it would probably be more effective because only atmos suits have high heat tolerance

from ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_Atmospherics

>Vents: you control vents through the air alarm. There are the following settings:
>External on, Internal off: will drain/add air from the tile the vent is on to make it the correct amount. All air being moved goes into/comes out of the pipe the vent is attached to. Set to 0 to drain air, or pressurise to specific levels.
>Both on: completely useless. Don't bother.
>External off, Internal on: Drains/adds air to the tile to get the pipe attached to the correct level. Setting a vent to internal and the desired pressure to 0 causes ALL gas which enters the pipe to be shunted out onto the tile.

I just wanted to add the pump because if I hijack the N2 outlet right in space I cant put a pipe there because they are unpowered in space

heating would be nice but it takes more time to set up and walking around the station to mess with every alarm already takes forever

You can turn off the vent at the N2 tank control or use the socket wrench in your atmos locker mate.

you can modify all the station's air alarms settings using the central atmospherics computer inside the atmospherics monitoring room. still long and tedious by the way.

>if I hijack the N2 outlet right in space I cant put a pipe there because they are unpowered in space
mhhh i cant understand what you mean. people use pumps to do cold loops for plasma in space everytime.

He doesn't know how to turn the gas pen vent off so he can wrench it to chill N2 in space.

>you can modify all the station's air alarms settings using the central atmospherics computer
no such thing on Veeky Forums sadly

Where did they go wrong?
Would you play on a Veeky Forums run fallout13 server?

>lowpop
suh muh huh

It got old and annoying very fast

git fukt fotw

Not unless it killed this server, I don't like fallout

Trash players make for trash rounds who don't leave which drive decent people away cause anything nice is ruined by literal niggers.
Yeah, Light rp ala Pomf would be appreciated.

>tfw have 3000 word backstory
>tfw nobody ever rolellays with me

How do you get people to talk to you?

Did you try disarming then and then cablecuffing them to a chair?

Roleplays*

For Blitz:

Pretty good first Wiz. Caught me kinda off guard and with no ammo and what not. Try not to fireball yourself, though.

I usually find that roleplaying is easiest to initiate with New players while I teach them things

>try not to fireball yourself
when you take fireball as wizzy, you have already accepted death

you just fucking talk to them
you don't need a fucking resume just press T and write stuff

senpai take it from me on this
your backstory DOES NOT MATTER to most people
anyone who cares will ask after a while

until then, just be friendly, make a personality for your character, and chat up your coworkers if they dont seem busy/you aren't busy
play bartender a lot and listen to folks woes
learn who the server's roleplayers are and watch how they do things

>be hop
>go to captain's to secure high-risk shit
>wizard already inside
>tell him to fuck off
>he disposal's himself
>he does some shit after he gets away
>declare him VALID
>go to security
>hos, being a trigger happy retard, shoots me for going in the armory
>apparently he didn't hear the wizard yelling over comms and people yelling "WIZARD"
>brigs me
>explain what's happening
>go to armory, get guns
>go "fuck guns, i'm handling this like a MAN"
>call wizard to bridge for a fight, mano el mano, no guns
>he gives his robes to people at the bar
>go there
>crack knuckles, say "no weapons"
>fight good for a while
>get him bleeding, but he gets the grabspam on me
>suddenly, he takes a metal rod and jabs it into my skull
>say "I SAID NO WEAPONS ALLOWED"
>shoot him, miss because i'm slow as fuck and bleeding out
>he calls shuttle saying "THE WALL HAS WON WRESTLEMANIA"
>hos thinks i called it
>"What the fuck are you doing, HoP? I should've kept you in that cell."
>finds out what happened
>bumrushes wiz, dies
Fun round. Left towards the end though, did wiz win?

Literal Who HoS' are a mistake. I get lollowpop why not but still.

>why pomf put Asimov's laws of robotics
>[see pomf's server]

What if HoS was whitelisted

It'll cause headaches needing admins to constantly do shit.. There's already a head and sec lockout for like 2 weeks and nothing they do what wouldn't get a jobban is worth that effort. Plus it doesn't even stop shitters as we've seen on bay.

>two weeks
>new players are only locked out of sec for two fucking weeks

Holy shit why
Make it a fucking month at least

>only a month
>not a year

It's not a problem if you aren't retarded or are from another server plus another 2 weeks isn't gonna fix a retard when nothing else has yet.

it would

what was that about the sky going red?

So only metaclub members get to be HoS
No thanks

>sky

youtube.com/watch?v=mw_HKzo9Ync

>try to make the framework for a new map
>forget to make a place for the AI chamber
FUCK

I kinda caught some guy saying that on ooc and was kinda distracted, so no idea what they were talking about

I want Ramona Gret to sit on me!

ramona's much cuter than any of today's shitty "waifus"

I want _________you to kill yourself!

I want shitters like you to fuck off to !

no

Always etch-a-sketch up a rough floor plan ahead of time.

what are you making, friend

The framework for a new map, it says so right on the post

I want to force feed Ramona Gret until she's nice and plump!

Fuck out dizor

what kind of map though
show us

Kill yourself attentionwhore

I'm not dizor fags

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lmao, this is based on a screenshot right?

Is calling the shuttle in 5 minutes bankable?

Even as an antag?