/owg/ - Overwatch General

Can the enemy hear my ult charge callouts?

Are you ready for ASCII fists next?

>sombra
>not a literal bra

Unexpected but okay.

that's her brother, retard

of course not

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the hat hero SOMBRERO
literally just a hat, tiny hitbox

left mouse button: spins very rapidly dealing melee damage
right mosue button: you start flying in the direction of the mouse, dealing damage. hitting terrain causes you to ricochet. letting go stops you.

E: target an ally, attaching yourself to their head. you're invulnerable and the ally gains 50 armor until you decide to detach
shift: target an enemy, attaching yourself to their head and strangling them over time unless another enemy shoots you off their head.

Q: calls on your ancestry to send two giant spirit sombreros flying in a line, dealing massive damage

I don't use niggers. That isn't allowed anymore.

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I wish we were getting Doomfist instead of Sombra but oh well. If The Savior isn't a Legendary for him I'm gonna have some fucking words for Blizzard, I tell ya what.

Widowmaker

REAL SOMBRA REVEALED

>Juggling the enemy Ana against the wall as angry monkey after she misses you with the sleep dart
Is there a better feeling

i really want doomfist to have a really hamfisted african druglord accent

still a better hero design than Soldier and Mercy

Tracer is for _____.
Pharah is for _____.
Widow is for _____.
Mei is for _____.
Zaria is for _____.
D.va is for _____.
Mercy is for _____.
Symetra is for _____.
Gr-Anna is for _____.
Young-Anna is for _____.

i want to see mcree wearing two hats

they are all for
playing overwatch

my dick

me

Ass
Aggrosex
Ass
Bbw
Femdom
Teen/POV
Bdsm
Milf
Sleep rape

Out of the loop, why is Sombra on peoples minds again? was there some revelation?

4 HOURS LEFT

Killing
>Killing
Killing
>Killing
Killing
>Killing
Killing
>Pooing
Killing
>Killing

playing on Overwatch

>being this dense

in a few hours we're either getting sombra reveal or another faggy clue about sombra.

>Being murdered
>Justice
>Being a sex toy
>T h i c c
>Bear hugs
>My dick
>My dick
>Autists
>Granny Candy
>My dick

>D.va is for _____.

me

>Zarya
>femdom
pleb. femdom from Tracer or Young Ana would be way hotter.

With Zarya, you DON'T HAVE A CHOICE

>more hint shit
please no more

Adidas Zarya skin when?

Tracer is for harassing backlines and assassinating supports.
Pharah is for putting a lot of pressure on defensive formations.
Widow is for getting headshots and forcing the enemy team to slow down their advance or split up.
Mei is for freezing people.
Zaria is for being spelled with a Y.
D.va is for deleting enemy ults.
Mercy is for not dying even when you are killed.
Symetra is for quick trips back to point A.
Gr-Anna is for boosting.
Young-Anna is for _____.

>Joker Junkrat when?

getting beaten up by a man is not my fantasy desu

Tracer is for Winston

Midnight skin is as close as we are going to get to it. BUt I wish her sitting emote was a squat.

how did they take this picture from the grave

who /2000credits/ ready for new reinhardt skin + sombra legendary here

I have 5000 because I bought 50 summer lootboxes. I hate myself.

try +8000
I'm ready to buy all the emotes too

>Lijiang Tower
>Wall ride forever
holy shit how can something so stupid and simpe be so fun
I can even still be useful too

4000 credits ready for dva emote, another dva skin, legendary sombra, and new reinhardt maybe

YOU.
DONT.
HAVE.
A.
CHOICE.

>reaper one shotting a 250 hp hero

who /spentalltheircredits/ in short sighted anger because summer games outfits couldn't be bought here?

>tfw I opened 25 summer lootboxes and got only one skin
>it's the ameriboo McCree skin
life shouldn't be this horrible

>be slav
>look at stereotypes
>adidas tracksuit
>white wifebeater
>gold chain
>sunflower seeds
>beer

>look at desk
>look at mirror
>it is all too

This... is my curse.

Literally me.

I had 10,000 and lost my shit and maxed out a bunch of characters stuff.

Now I have like 1000.

Tracer is for video games.
Pharah is for getting you out of jail when you're caught in a public display of nudity and telling you it's the last time for the tenth time but still doing it because she's sexually frustrated and enjoys seeing your huge puffy vulva and boobers.
Widow is for sharing shitty memes with because we're both depressed.
Mei is for camping? I don't know but she seems chill.
Zaria is for anime and cosplaying. Just look at that weeb hair.
D.va is for carrying ur ass in dota and hating how obnoxious she is. Seriously, why would anyone want to spend time with Hanna Song.
Mercy is for being a motherly and quiet and nice figure in your life that genuinely cares for you however she actually isn't interested in talking to you but she's too kind to say otherwise.
Symetra is for troubleshooting and philosophical nonsense.
Gr-Anna is for being your best friend.
Young-Anna is for going to jail? I don't fucking know you twat why was this included?

>tfw Reaper got the squat emote instead of Zarya

>is all too
meant to say "true"

/13000/ reporting

I htought it was vodka? Anyway as far as stereotypes go its not as bad as, say, the indians.
Just try posting a picture of Symmetra and see the comments

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>another dva skin

She'll have a new one?

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>people are this much of a cuck.
Jesus.

>Can't win if I don't play someone like Winston or Lucio
>Can't get better at aiming if I play someone like Winston or Lucio

Please dear god help me

I have a great idea.

D.va's ult goes back to killing her. But, she can cook it.

I literally dropped 2k on Bastion and Torb legendaries out of sheer frustration.

...boy

I make what I spent there in literally less than 1 day, stay poor lmao

same problem here. I usually start with McCree or Pharah and switch to a carry hero if my team is retarded.

>D.va's ult goes back to killing her
stopped reading there

I have another great idea
how about fuck you?

To be honest, Symmetra looks very Indian, while Zarya hardly looks Russian.

Lucio is all about aim.

Tracer is for me.

Okay...
vocaroo.com/i/s0jldp9pxQ54

Just play quick play aka practice mode and play your favourite character, mute chat if you're worried about flames

Holy shit.
>tfw not a single one so far

>Widowmaker is dumpster-tier trash
>Mercy is dumpster-tier trash
>Pharah is dumpster-tier trash
why does Blizzard hate best girls?

>yfw the countdown is just toward an announcement date and not the reveal itself

>you worked almost a day to afford skins and emotes in a children's game
seek help m8

Post your summer haul faggots. Reminder if you spent money you are a retard.
>BR Lucio
>Track and Field Tracer
Weightlifter Zarya
>3x Shotput Junkrat
>2x Tricolore Widow
All I wanted was the Nihon Genji and got these instead, all from level 90-110.

thats a dude

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tracer is meta though

Is junkrat literally balanced on the razors aedge and his high skill ceiling ?

Are Ana and Widow the only lore-confirmed, non-virgin females in this game? Ana has a daughter and Widow was married.

But Zarya is the best tank in the game

Yes mate.

Mercy is good now
>jk Lucio is still a no-brainer

no. sorry i meant i bought one of her legendaries already and am buying another one

Got everything but tricolore widow, but got Sprinter Tracer twice, and got Eidgenossin 7 times.

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I know this curse far too well.
And I am not slavic.

Cutest and best pairing

I prefer Junkrat/Symmetra