Neptunia General #990 /nepgen/

Her claws are so hot!

I don't know if Microsoft stopped manufacturing 360's but I don't think they would kill one of their income sources.

Let's take a look at more clues

strawpoll.me/11063143

Too bad the other hand looks like a toddlers hand.

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Xbox 360 production just ended like a month ago. They're still pumping out Ones, of course, they just put out that white slim model.

I want to spank a nep with these claws.

You creep me out.

They look like those corrupted goddesses that people are often drawing.

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Thank you. going to go play rebirth 1 now then.

Nice edit, reddit. Glad you're #CorrectingTheRecord even in nepgen.

Don't forget to save.
Bosses can be tougher than expected, and there are still bugs to fuck you up.
SAVE.

Would you let Noire sit on your city?

>Gear looks more and more like Arfjord.
>Blanc has nice wings.
>Noire looked much better in her NEXT form.

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I would let her sit on my dick

Hey, atleadt I'm not into disgusting shit like mutilation and all that crap, atleast I wouldn't connect him to a car battery, because, I luv him

I want to be Gearanon's friend.

Navel is way too low.
That bulge makes me incomfortable.
Bunny outfit + naked legs = NO.

Anything above spanking kinda creeps me out.
Spanking is either disciplining or sexual, but the stuff you suggest is downright torture. Not guro or mutilation but still torture.

Well, what aboug torturing others in fron of him to show him what would happen if he ever thinks about leaving? Is that better? He wouldn't get hurt that way.

That's still torture.

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>these eyelashes

Fuck You.
Now i need a coffee.

Too much cute, I can't deal with it.

I never said it wasn't. It's what I like, you like spanking tender nep butts, I like torture and breaking people. I don't see the issue as long as I don't enslave anyone my delusions should be ok.

>no chaos puru
Fuck this gay earth

Agent B

My problem is that spanking is relatively benign, while torture leaves marks.
If you torture the poor little gearanon, you will break him.
If I spank a nep, her butt will hurt for 10-15 minutes but that'll be all.

My asshole cousin just made me watch Hostel, okay? I was expecting something totally different, I got a trauma.

Too cute and too innocent. She was not meant to kill anyone. These little hands are to remain clean.

>called Chaos Chan"puru"
Compile Heart can suck on my Chaos Chode

>while torture leaves marks
There's lots of ways to torture someone without leaving (physical) scars.

WHO'S THE LEFT ONE

But psychological ones?

I haven't done the conquest/holy sword endings, and don't know if I want too.

DCD?

I mean, I could fuck with his mind to make him enjoy the shit I would do to him, there are ways, and I wouldn't like to scar the body of my beloved neplet.
Do it, don't cut out content that you can enjoy, you're basically limiyin your own gmeplay.

I don't know, man. I'm not Revolver Ocelot.

typin with one hand is hard.

Are you?

Holy Sword is pretty okay, or so I heard.
Conquest must be seen with your own eyes at least once.

Then it's not really torture. Far from what Pinhead would do to him.

just watch it on youtube.

I've got a RB2 file sitting in NG+ just waiting for it. Now that I've finished normal and true for all the other games I don't have an excuse anymore.

Fuck.

do conquest first then holy sword, since holy sword is basically a big middle finger to the bad/sad ending that is conquest

So, how many years until we can have VR waifus?

chu~

Does the Oculus Rift counts as VR?

Sure, why not.

What would Neptune's kiss taste like?

pudding

Sweet peaches and pudding.

>strap a monitor to your face
>call it "virtual reality"
21st century, everyone

You're the new genius of our generation.

>You will never hold Neptune in your arms and kiss her lovingly
why even live

Left over share juices from Noire

>tfw, you won't be able to afford it anyway.

Also:
youtube.com/watch?v=TeZi5iA_Ik8

Poor Uni.

I wish we get a game explaining properly how the nations work. HDN1 went into a lot of details about the various factions, RB2 just went with "there's the CPU and her oracle, lol". VII tried to add a few factions and detailling the basilicom's workings, but didn't went that deep in details.

What is this and why do I want a big Nep edition?
Fucking japs and their waifu engineering.

Sorry to disappoint you.
But it's only some high level, video editing.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y-auw98PAD0

What the fuck.
Do you enjoy drinking tears?

WIZARD

Brb, I'm going to snap my neck.

I want to sit down with Vert and share a cup of tea with her.

Then pull 8 all nighters playing video games

You can't live more than 3 days without sleeping.
Or drinking.

You can survive 3 weeks without eating though.

What a romantic fellow.

True Paper Dimension.
youtube.com/watch?v=3I5P4qsZO8I

Kind of want a game like that.

This drawing would please spankanon.

So when is Idea Factory going to make a Cutey Honey x Neptunia crossover, IFI lurkers?

It already did.

Just like this one, I'm 1% sure it's Kei.

thats a boy

Yes, and?

Let's take a look at more clues

dude youre not a goddess like her, youre gonna die

I bet Vert doesn't even go for bathroom breaks during gaming sessions.

Of course not, goddesses don't need to use the ladies room.

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>read porn nep doujin
>get mad when they wear slutty outfits in the actual games
What's wrong with you guys?

>everyone in nepgen is just one guy
Stop breathing for the sake of the human race's collective IQ.

Nepgear and Noire really do have perfect bodies, don't they?

Why is Big Nep so damn sexual?

I want to nep her all the time.

I love Nepgear!

GREAT TASTE user~

I bet her room is full of bottles.

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The toughest boss you ever fought in a video game made it to gamindustri and decided to take over the nation your waifu lives in.

How fucked up is she?

Nameless King against Blanc? I'd pay to see it.

If I had a Nep, so help me god, I would visit such unholiness upon her anus that you would never shit again out of sheer sympathy. As I took great handfuls of her peachy white cheeks in my hands, Satan himself would begin to weep with joy. He knows that the sin I am about to commit will damn every soul in existance, that the profane, wet noises alone will stain the universe with its echoes, that the signt of my face buried in her will scorch the eyes of god himself. As I begin to tongue and lick...

Considering Neptune needs to go to the bathroom in HDN 1 after eating bad pudding I am fairly sure that isn't true.

Considering the speed most CPUs and candidates can fly at I'm pretty sure most DS bosses wouldn't stand a chance especially against next forms.

>HDN
>canon