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Sombra Protocol: Episode 3: "From Desperation to Disappointment"
Also, Soldier is relevant again.

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>Wiki
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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hana song

FOR MOTHER RUSSIA

winky face

>Not adding amomentincrime.com/ to the OP

Well that's why it requires tact.

I love this girl

I MESSED UP

SYMMETRA CHANGES WHEN

>this Sombra tease shit still isn't over

Junkrat

I like this change.

>caring about a countdown timer counting down to a countdown timer

>Sombra is super expert elite hacker
>Has only uploaded 3% of the arg
>Using mexican internet

>Soldier is relevant again.
nope he's still shit, just tried him and I can't see any situation where mcree wouldn't be better still

>some guy keeps dying to pharah as soldier 76
>call him out on it because wtf
>he tells me it's because I'm never with him
>literally each time he died I was just respawned, he runs ahead with sprint each time and just dies right away
>tell him this
>"ya ur right i should wait in spawn for u lmao"

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So how's that ARG treating you?

REMOVE

>Finishing connection
GET BACK HERE YOU BITCH

Nah, it's real buddy, sorry, your argument is out.

>Ana's main attack now pierces through allies and enemies, healing or hurting depending on who it hits
>Ana's grenade only breaks on contact with a surface, not on heroes
Thoughts?

Congratulations, you have shit taste.

In other news, good for you!

You're dumb.

So the whole Sombra thing was just a ruse right?
They're going to continue to """"""""""""tease"""""""""""" us until we lose interest.

Less mobile and less healing

>Finally get a good Roadhog skin
>One of the leggos I wanted
>It's on PTR
fucking F R A U D S

4%

It shouldn't require anything, just like other ults in this game

making her die to her fucking nuke was a fucking mistake

not to mention if she hides in the same fucking place the enemy is hiding she's fucking

basically if you want to kill yourself as D.va, just press Q

I lost interest two hours ago

Im not the dude you're arguing with, I'm just laughing at that absurdity. I still don't believe that's real, I bet there hasn't been a single sale of that.

Threadly reminder Sombra is distracting us from the shit summer event

THE LOLI!!!

HUNTS FOR HER PREY!!!

These babies crying about "countdown to a 2nd countdown" don't realize the second one isn't a countdown at all, just a clue. If you're gonna bitch about the ARG at least pay attention to it, damn.

that's canadian

JUST

>opening boxes on the PTR

youre only hurting yourself

FUCK PTR UPDATE

where is this lame countdown

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>Still 3%
WHERE IS SOMBRA, BLIZZARD? REEEEEEE

I hate it. It's gonna be a constant reminder that I was too shit to reach 70

>mfw I activate the MOW TEN KWAAAAAAAAA

youtu.be/4Dfp53RgicI?t=1m27s

I have that on live and I love the pirate themed voice lines. Also why don't you have a gorillion overcoins stashed to buy it?

I wanna suck his toes and nipples

>Going on PTR

Well there's your first mistake, absolutely nothing in PTR matters in the long run

fuck you for making me look see

>4%

>there is a $1,000 motherboard
>therefor everyone who buys a motherboard has spent 1k on one.
Are you that retarded that this is the logic that goes on through your head? My mobo came free with my processor. There are a shit ton of deals like that.

nice going fast

>"Shouldn't require anything."

Are you being serious right now?

Thanks user

>Got this as a drop but never played Roadhog much
>Fine, I'll give him a fair chance
>He's actually fun
I don't care if I'm a walking ult battery, nothing beats hooking a squishy then killing them with one shot to center mass

>all I was doing was sitting on the point as Lucio
>Level up
why not open it though

I don't main him or anything, I've been saving bux for Rein skins and emotes.

Blizzard is shit at this whole ARG thing. People are starting to lose interest very quickly and Blizzard isn't even trying to release anything of substance to reel people back in. Even a small teaser trailer would be better than these shitty countdowns.

why u mad its just ptr bro XD

stop triggering my navel fetish

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THIS TIME ITS REALLY AT 4

>6%

>FIYA IN DA WHORE!

>blizz adding anything today
wew lad, cya next Tuesday

>gain knowledge on new maps/character tweaks
>your 6 man is completely prepared to abuse everything
>nothing matters in the long run

Of course nothing matters in the long run, user, this is a cold unfeeling universe we are in

>DUDE WAIT FOR THIS COUNTDOWN TO FINISH LMAO
>ok, why?
>JUST TRUST ME DUDE, IT'LL BE COOL
>it's another count down
>OK NOW THAT YOU'RE ALL EXITED, WAIT SOME MORE FOR MORE COOL SHIT, I PROMISE
>...for how long?
>LIKE I'M GONNA TELL YOU THAT, SILLY, THAT WOULD RUIN THE FUN! JUST HANG TIGHT, OK?
fuck Blizzard

If I wake up tomorrow and the counter hasn't jumped to 50% or some shit like that I'll be mad as fuck. Although we all know that it'll just lead to another god damn ASCII skull and a smug message

>She turns out to be shit even after all the build up

IT JUST JUMPED TO 6%

If there's a clusterfuck battle on the point literally anyone can press q without being killed by his q

except D.va, if she pressed q while on point she's dead

I know you're just being a retard

FOUR PERCENT
4!!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=kgsN2SxNZnY

Now where's Sombra?

This ARG got boring
release her already

How fucking long did that take?

were never gonna get Sombra

that's a fucking shit fetish m8

have some more

she's asperger so i'm hoping blizz adds a passive skill with a random chance of symmetra going full autism, insta locking your keyboard and mouse to experience the crysis with flashy colors and all that shit.

Is there anyway I can get just the announcer in Moonspeak?

>Dub-uu kil
>Trippu kil

honestly this

they just fucking dropped ana out of nowhere and people liked the character

they've made sombra into this massive fucking event

no matter what it's going to be a let down

Has it been 2 hours 30 minutes since 3%?

There's no way that Hanzo one is real.

>goes up 1% every hour and a half
>144 hours until 100%
>144 hours from now will be Tuesday afternoon

it's not happening

i've been using the japanese voices from day 1 and they're all pretty good

>oú la la line for widowmaker is translated as ARA ARA
>winky face line for D.VA is translated as gomen ne~~
>mada mada line for genji is translated as まだまだ!

How do increase percents? It's only 4% for me, I had to re-open my tab to increase the percentage from 3% to 4%.

Lying motherfucker.
It's on 4.

Go back to /r/overwatch and make a thread about it. This ARG shit has literally no negative points to it. If there was a teaser and they wanted to release it, they would. They're doing this instead of keeping their mouth shut for a month. They're giving -some- people a form of entertainment. You don't need to follow it, you literally have a million better things to do than complain. What's the fucking deal with some people?

Servers down for anyone else? is it patch time? not been following closely.

All the hints and clues keep saying shit like "we're not ready" and we "missed something"

What gives you guys
What did we miss that would speed this up

>And they're all pretty good
Yeah no, they're not.

amomentincrime.com/
4% bois, at this rate only 2 weeks to go.

>DROPPU ZA BEATO!
>High Noon desu.

Ebin haxorz are ddosing blizz. Again.

Guys I have a meeting tomorrow morning at 9

It's now 12

Should I go to bed

>gomen ne~~
That's so much better than fucking winkey face.

patch is Sept 6th

It's chaching old versions of the page for some reason. Mine doesn't even have a percentage.

>Wearing the hockey lucio skin
>Get a melee kill
>He says "come on drop the gloves!"

cute

Soldier sounds bored lmao, he isn't giving a shit

nevermind, just got in after 2 minutes of trying.

yes

there's nothing to be excited over

everyone is bored now

Nice.

who cares

>post a countdown
>it's for another countdown

Blizzard can shit out whatever they want and we'll eat it won't we

she already said the answer isn't above, but behind. Look at your previous achievements
whatever that means

>Shit annoying line for fat autists vs. Shit annoying line for fat autists
If you say so chap.