/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

did you fucking win or something? Why are you reposting this nonsense?

>ladies
>gtag
Pick one

>the only audi quattro we'll get will be the bodykit'd up race one
fuck, a clean one would be so nice

For user from last thread asking how to dupe.

>set spawn point as last position
>get car
>open menu
>roll car next to blue garage circle(won't be there if menu is open)
>close menu
>step into blue circle by getting out of car
>leave garage
>move vehicle a few feet away from garage
>get Simeon or Gerald mission
>accept mission while sitting in car
>car should be next to you when you spawn
>enter car
>drive 10 feet forward
>look back after a few seconds
>if there isn't a second copy of them car where you were, look around, it doesn't always spawn where you were
>if no dupe spawns, accept mission again and try moving the car again
>if it still doesn't work, switch sessions, the server is stuck or doesn't dupe

If you switch a lot of sessions and can't get it to work, close the game and open it. I've noticed the game sometimes will loop the sessions you join till you close out.

Once you get it working, find something expensive, Schafter and Schwartzer are the two most expensive cars after modding you can store in a garage.

If the car gets a tracker through going in the garage or you putting one on at the mod shop, it won't dupe.

Before modding the car, check that it dupes. While rare, the server can stop duping after it seemed to be working.

If you start duping and the dupe carb disappears while storing one of its dupes, you're just shit out of luck. It's rare as fuck, but happens.

Benny's upgrade for 1.3 mil ;)

Can that user with the sultan RS garage (the one with a street, rally, racecar, ETC) post it please? I want to make a comparison with it and the OP on the right and wrong way to mod a sultan.

I don't care anymore. Ban me R*, I'm going to play FiveReborn

fuck your jewish ass

>get banned
>'eets da joos'

KYS

???

Not even banned yet. I just don't give a fuck, screw this fucking broken online mode. Only purpose it has is to milk faggots to buy shark cards so they can get super expensive vehicles and upgrades.

Also fuck the jews. And fuck you you fucking nigger.

What a load of shit, even the 3rd place was better.

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>I don't give a fuck about the haterz
>I need the endgame content on an easy to reach silver platter
>I don't want to grind to level up, nor to play the actual game

fuck off millennial scum

Fuck off, nullphaggot

Grind isn't fun.

Get laid nerd.

Who?

Literally (You)!

ITT: people getting triggered :^)

>If people call out my shit taste as being shit they're le triggered
>>>/reddit/

There's nothing to do in FiveReborn.

>says the person who is also a millenial

I just want to play with my friends and use mods without getting banned.

I was born in 1928, you hooligan

Fair enough. I was just saying if you were expecting a better version of GTAO, it doesn't exist there yet.

Hey look, it's that bike that makes both the Bati and the Akuma look like a pile of shit!

You can do that in normal gta. Just ask crime, bl8, or nessi :^)

>tfw R* will never add the option for multiple different primary/secondary color divisions across a whole car that way not every car looks exactly the same
>they will never add new customization options retroactively

Wait a minute, blater and nessi doesn't have any friends.

Are you trying to bait me?

>tfw I've only started playing GTA:O in May 2016

What did I miss?

Money

Gotcha

i met a girl in gta, what are the chances she's fat

9/10

All of a sudden my gta5 characters walk slightly diagonal. The fuck? Running is fine, and it only seems to happen in first person mode

10/10 chance she has a penis tho

Do you use a controller? It might need recalibrated.

it's the animations for FP view
nothing new
unlike you if you just noticed it

>mfw dumbasses talk about juggalos and other random shit, and you don't understand what the fuck is going on

seriously tho, these 3 kids are comedy gold

Seen that stupid shit going down when I went to sell a car. That Diego dude was angry

Is that a flat tranny?

How do I get ez money for cars n shit to race online senpai? Last time I played GTA 5 was on 360 back in the day but I got it on PC recently.

no it was an attempt to make someone other then the usual flat skinned no sun damage dudebros

i think he looks pretty nice

Money glitches
Hackerbux
Snow
Waiting for heists
Grinding Violent Duct, Mixed up with Coke, Rooftop Rumble (pre patches)
A GTAO without the Hydra, Armored Kuruma, Insurgent, Bulletproof Helmet, and Marksman Rifle
Worse disconnects

You can expect snow to come back, though.

looking back on hackerbux, I have no idea why i only stock piled enough money for things I wanted rather than millions or even billions

You know what I would pay for. If a modder made a script that in the character creation menu you could bypass the set in limits and actually make a character who looks fucking decent. Like, none of this slider shit, give us the actual values to tweak to the decimal type shit.

Hackerbux was before we got more garage space. We could only have a maximum of 20 cars (10 per char) back then.

That's another thing. Some of ya'll started playing this game AFTER you could own multiple properties. We used to have 10 cars max on a character.

hackerbux is a specific thing? like 3 weeks before Cunning Stunts I hacked in like 30 mil for shit so I thought hackerbux was just refering to money hacks.

I don't think I've ever owned more than 15 cars/bikes at any one time. Then again, I'm not much for hoarding or having to have the latest and greatest.

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Hackerbux were people depositing a shitton of money into your account. Sometimes people had literal million dollar bounties.

Some guy randomly gifted me about 51 million. And that's when I bought my tank, entity, and buzzard.

>Bulk of Simeon missions only paid 1000
>Gerald was usually 1500
>Violent Ducts was a goldmine at nine fucking thousand

I can not say I miss those days

>I can not say I miss those days
Simeon I get, but VD? That was 9k for 2 minutes of work. AND you could instantly replay the mission.

I bought my first apartment thanks to VD.

why does gtag and randos turn every car they own into some hotwheel shit?

>most missions would pay out less than what it cost to do in ammo
>gentry does it was the only low level mission worth a shit until you got a sniper rifle and could do groundfloor grapple or buttholveted for actual money
>grinded coveted for hours for legitbux back in the day for the monroe and nice cars
>tfw sold it all for no reason and have 60+ million with no interest in anything in the game

Elaborate.

Is every sports car a hotwheel for you?

You and me both senpai

>tfw when you got your first automatic weapon
>tfw you and your mates got efficient af and could do it just shy of a minute

>Bulletproof Helmet
doesn't work on freemode or any pvp modes, heist armor doesn't too

>tfw over a year later, you're overloaded with shitty weapons you can't get rid of

>Everyone learned VD to the point that if you ended up in a VD lobby, people knew what the fuck they were doing, unlike heists
>The days of ragtag drug runners are gone
>Frequently finished VD with a guy in a biker helmet, some dude in an animal mask, a guy in jeans and a t-shirt, and a guy in a business suit

Those ragtag squads were the best.

And no inventory management to speak of to make it perfectly intuitive to switch to your favourites.

I like my gun safe, but making me pay over 1 million Rockstar Bucks™ so I wouldn't have to scroll through a shitload of weapons was scummy as fuck.

dead thread
dead game
dead crew

Thought on the ETR1?
Mines got a Carbon hood
Lime Green Rims
And No Stripes

It actually looks decent like that, congrats

looks good fampai, the intercooler was a great touch

this game is still fun to play after all this time.

what's the fastest car?

revive the thread with mods. five reborn!

xth for wangan maximum tune

my dick

Thanks. The paint is Matte Black with pearlescent Dark Green. Custom lime green crew color for secondary. Very happy with it's performance.

>shooting cops
REEEEEEEE user GOD DAMNIT

>user gets in chopper or car
>Constantly shoots nothing
>Changes the radio station
STOP

What would you order from Up N ATOM, gtag?

1 gtag girlfriend

Why my peenus weenus of course ;) my peenus weenus

Claim yours now!

crime

You lose

Can we all just take a min to appreciate Lester and all he does for us. Man I remember the picnic...

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I guess you can be here, since our Lord, the cowposter, didn't say you were BTFO today.

Post lesters.

I filtered the cowposter. All of them.

I accept that all my frustration with him is actually R*'s fault for not allowing us to skip shit. He's cool, I'd share my porn collection with him.

shame

Yeah, also that time we went rollerblading! And watched the sun set...

>Looking through snapamatics
>Nothing but selfies, tits/ass and the odd person using a menu to do some pose
Boring

Lester has CP

You can tell Rockstar tried to make him an awkward character but in a funny way, unfortunately he just comes off as annoying and not funny at all

I bet he's had a lot of cheese pizza over the years, just look at those lovehandles.

>that crew emblem

Why didn't you create an emblem for us?

It looks really good.

>creating a emblem for a crew she despises
loving every laugh