I have one

I let my boys take it for a ride when im drunk

She needs a good thrashing every once in a while.

I know for a fact you cant fit my five friends in my car.

I like taking a ride in it

It has 4 tires ba dum tsch

it's not pigfat
it's fun to ride
i'm not ashamed to be seen with it
it's not mysteriously sticky
it doesn't smell like cat piss and chettos

It's turbocharged, my gf isn't turbocharged.

She took my virginity

What a fat ass.

>his GF has a tiny butt
I'm sorry for your loss

yea man need to get in on that latina booty, if you can keep her loyal and entertain, her family will love your white ass, and will go batshit crazy to protect you if you earn their trust

and the icing on the cat, lovely fat latina booty

>women

Older than I am

It's exists and real

>I have one.

>I have one
>It has appreciated what I've done for it.
>It has stayed with me in the good times and bad times.
>It hasn't cheated on me.

Why, Andrea, why?

It's over 13 years old.

It's the other way around for me

as an owner of a latina girlfriend, can confirm

i always cum in it

>wanting obesity
>wanting anything but white

No.

It's never let me down

I can ride for hours

trustworthy

It's not fat

Keked hard imagining that scenario.

Existing.

>pretend for fun

Mmmkay... well:
When getting on the freeway... My truck grabs my ass, then embraces my whole backside, and let's out a small squeal when the tires can't keep a hold on the ground. Engine pushing 4... 5.. 6000 RPM, goes to 7, can almost hear "mmmoOORREE!!" but sweetie, I can't, there's a cop ahead. Gotta slow down "NOOoo... oh, Noooo." So she purrs, purrs past that ticket pushing tax collector, and with the roads as wet as her body, 'accidentally' splashes a huge puddle of oil soaked dirt on that shiny star car.

Once we're clear, I lay it into her, the rubbers unable to keep up again, but so sudden she's startled, and with a light and a chirp warns me to not lose control, warns me... warns... but baby, I've got both hands on you. "mmmoOORREE, OH! MOOOORREE!!"

It's used

My car is beautiful.

It´s Black and German

These days with all the African migrants in Deutschland, you can say that with confidence.

Has a limited slip rear end...

trying way too hard

> I love you

It makes nice sounds.

It has cost me a lot of money.

it only costs $30 to fill'er'up

>Easy to maintain
>Quiet
>I can shop for it in one place
>It doesn't break down
>I take good care of it

Its a little tight but yea she can fit 5.

I love it.

white bitch = whiny liberal that cucks you and expects you to forgive her for cheating
>all of my fuck that shit nigga

plus i ain't all white so mixing and matching personalities is more important to me

You have to go back

What about Wife?
It takes all of my money away

But angry sex is the best sex

I see what you did there.

>mfw i'm part native american, and people tell me to go back to where i came from

I can beat the shit out of it without being judged

Yeah. The grave.

it's white

I have two. One of them is big and heavy and gets the job done throughout the week, and I get in the smaller, lighter, better looking and more exciting one only on weekends.

I can figure out what's wrong with it

its small fast japanese

Is it me or does the GTR interior there look like shit?

>when the GT-R is the smaller car

My car doesn't have a penis.

I love her

She likes a heavy hand and a good short shift.

my nigga

Which one should I take out tonight?

It's white.

>implying he has one

>Doesn't leak fluids

I can talk to my car.

Doesn't smoke.

Never blew a seal.

I dont get yelled at for smoking inside.

It's supposed to smell that way.

8 more payments and it's mine.

once this baby hits 88 miles per hour...well she's gonna shit.

Previous owned by a dozen mexicans.

2004 model,WAY to old.

ayyy.

I have one

Most of you needs to go back.

>those nails
Why do women do this

It doesn't suck.

Well, he does have a "Baby on Board" sign in the window.

>I have one

I have four.

>unlock

Yeah, go back to India

>it exists
>its Japanese (bonus: Christmas cake age)
>dependable
>sturdy and can take a good thrashing

She's 5 years old.

It's white.

I don't have one.

Because women like to declare that they are useless.
It's like wearing a clown costume to work. Everybody knows that person isn't going to be doing jack shit in that getup.

Its only 8 years old

kek, never said i wasn't mostly white, just don't look it

if i got to go back so do you niggers

It's green

It's got a VTEC bro.

its beat to shit and i dont care if someone else takes it but i would be sad to see it leave

Im currently driving a rental..

You guys suck at this.

My car actually fits in my garage

I drained all the fluids and left it in my garage for a year.

I'm always sort of scared that I'll be crushed when I get underneath it.

I bought it for $1000.

It's 30 years old and everything is worn out and sagging.

She's got a lot of miles.