/owg/ - Overwatch General

Why do Mercy players pretend they're being useful? 98% of them are shit.

Because white/red is aesthetic as fuck, and his other skins are all shit

Post best mom

What happened to the sombra garbage yesterday.

>yfw you wake up tomorrow and see 5%

Anyone know source?

An angry slut

One who takes personal offense to the enemy team enjoying themselves.

my answer is obvious

New map when

monkey POTG that doesn't involve bopping people off the map

This is adorabls

The countdown ended.

And lead to another, slower countdown.

Chrome is better.

you said it

Any one else not give a fuck about sombra any more?

i really hate this intro for winston. its so stupid

I really hope this happens and the only way for it to proceed is to decipher sombra's shitposting.

>enemy team too retarded to focus the monkey

I'm more interested in the new map and Rienhardt skin

>tfw you will never get raped by mercy
why live

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Those were some shitty blueballs we got yesterday. Fuck Sambro

Shit taste, both of you

Reporting in.

I got way too hyped last night (gmt+1), I feel burned out after the disappointment. I don't know what I was expecting to be honest.

same, what the fuck is the point of it?

Verdict on the new map?

>you will never be made love to as Mercy

These are my stats for Competitive. What kind of player do you think I am?

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What are some of the best/more fun hero duo combinations? A good fella of mine and I tried Ana+Rein and Zenyatta+Genji for a few days and had a blast with both setups, any more good synergies like these?

>tfw a 250 pound mei will never crush your dick
why live

One who realised that playing supports doesn't get you any rank gain, so he switched to Reaper.
I sure wish I did.

Post fav voice lines and when to use them.
>Roadhog "push off" after every lucio hook and kill
>lucio "i aint hearing dat noise" after every "i need healing"

Blizz effectively destroyed any hype I had

Mada mada!

A faggot nerd legit reposting for (you)'s, albeit a different picture.

>its a disconnected from battle net episode

>Ana will never put you to sleep and have her way with you
Double Winston
Double Tracer
Roadhog and Ana

I didn't have hype, nor do I have anti-hype as a reaction to disappointments, it's just a "Ok, it's on the way, wake me when it's here" sort of thing.

You're right because she isn't fat
Fucking fatfags need to fuck off forever

This sombra ARG is a complete bore while the new map is OK at best and is terrible at the last checkpoint.

>go on ytmnd for the first time in years for a nostalgia kick
>it's the fucking overwatch font

>you will never tie up Mercy and Pharah and gangbang Mercy in front of Pharah then record all of it and force Mercy to watch the whole thing

What type of materials is Genjis body made out of?
Are the metal-ly parts cold to the touch? Can they get hot in the summer?

>"That's how you get tinnitus!" after booping someone off a ledge
>"She shoots, she scores!" with a pulse bomb kill
>"I don't think so." when attaching the quad laser to a bunnyhopping genji

>Ana will never put you to sleep and have her way with you

Ew

Reinhardt or soldier instead, please

>Wanting to look like a sandnigger

>"I was hoping for a challenge" as Genji after killing a tank or another Genji
>"You know nothing" as Ana after someone wastes my god damn Nano Boost

How do these make you feel?

Is 45cm/360 too much?

It's supposed to look like Winston going mad only to show that he's the exact opposite.

>ytmnd
Holy shit, blast from the past. Funny how the latest contest is some bullshit from 2 years ago, though.

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Fully erect, and I don't even like brown girls usually. Whoever was hittin' that was having a good time.

I feel like wearing that myself. Looks nice.

how are my stats guys

>5%

gay ninja metal

it just looks dumb and awkward when it's context-less

so /btbg/, what's your favourite character?
Mine is the penguinator

>not wanting to
youtube.com/watch?v=AWM6LyBj83M

I just like to make fake backstories for characters, I explicitly avoid anything that reminds me Genji is Asian and a ninja

What do you do when everything goes in the exact opposite direction of what it should?

>play Pharah
>koth
>enemy team is double genji + McCree + junkrat
>own team is hanzo and torb
>see 1 rocket literally fly through a genji
>my concussion blasts doesn't hit where I intend
>every single ult in the game targets me specifically
>as in junkrat goes out of his way to get his wheel close to me
>as in a genji literally ults so he can kill me and only me

What do you do when a game just goes sour for you?

This

Am I the only one who didn't get all the summer skins they wanted but still like how blizzard did the event?

I got everything besides torbs, either of lucios and americrees

I had that fucking pi song stuck in my God damn head all week, had to revisit the page for it. I should shit post on there again sometime...

>"Aerial Superiority Achieved" when you shit fury over another Pharah

Switch to Widowmaker and practice.

Glad I didn't get Horus, Captain Amari looks so much better

if there's anything worse than genji mains, it's mercy mains

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748905063

I whip out my favourite gunslinging cowboy with snake-like movement and shoot
I even shoot backwards

>sick of pig one shooting me as Tracer
>play D.va
>bait him when his team is around
>Q
Fuck you

Lie back and think of Zarya.

I had 4 backfills into losing games in a row last night. The last one had people calling me useless when I had 4 golds and a silver DESPITE BACKFILLING.

reminds me that I got this shitty skin in a box

>us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748905063

Most Mercy players are brain dead.

I was about to say this ironically. Weird.

Except I usually swap off my gold weapons hero so people think I wasn't trying from the start

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>Game is such a steamroll that PotG is me getting killing one person from full health with Mei headshots

Ok

There are some memories from 2005 in there.
elftwist.ytmnd.com/

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Dumb Mercy mains

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Switch to Mei and ruin everyone's fun
Or, if we don't have any supports, switch to lucio and just run around like an idiot

Pharah, partly for Ana though.
Even if she catches us I still have Ana.
Win win

Most of them LITERALLY just hold down m1. I wouldn't be surprised to see proof that at least 70% of them go entire games without ever pulling out their pistol.

>;)
Fits all situations
>I'm the quick, you're the dead
Reserved for at least triple kill with High Noon

Mercy only choice
(although, where's Roadhog? he's a close second)

That's because you're not supposed to
If you pull out your pistol regularly as Mercy, you're more useless than you already are

My favorite is how they'll guardian angel into the enemy team or stay up front instead of behind everyone.

>sombra countdown went up by a whole %

sheeeeeiiiiiiiiit

is it like 4-5 a day or something?

god tier battle tag and A E S T H E T I C