/twg/ - Total War General

The true von Cuckstein edition

>The Grim and the Grave
youtube.com/watch?v=1yI1LVCGNpc
store.steampowered.com/app/404013/

>Call of the Beastmen
store.steampowered.com/app/404012/
gamesdeal.com/total-war-warhammer-call-of-the-beastmen-dlc.html (Cheaper)

>Patch notes
wiki.totalwar.com/w/Total_War_WARHAMMER_Update_2

>FAQs & General Info
pastebin.com/gZ1T9VCN

>Steam Groups
steamcommunity.com/groups/totalwargeneral
steamcommunity.com/groups/twgmp

>Total War Warhammer Mods
twcenter.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?2191-Total-War-WARHAMMER-Modifications

>IS CALL OF THE BEASTMEN WORTH BUYING?
The Beastmen are a cool faction but the pack is a bit overpriced for what you get. There probably won't be a price drop for some time, so if you really like the Beastmen then go ahead, otherwise wait it out.

>OVERCASTING SPELLS
Double click a spell (it needs to be a boostable spell and you need to have enough magic in the magic pool) to overcast the spell
There's a 50% chance that the caster damages itself though!

>QUEST BATTLE TELEPORT
Select your lord (make sure not garrisoned or in a stance)
Select the quest battle (on the map or through quest log)
There's a button in the bottom right of the quest battle window that you can use to teleport for 5k gold (when the battle's finished you're automatically teleported back to your original position)

>GROUP ATTACK
Group units with ctrl + g
Select your group and right click the enemy
All your units move and automatically direct themselves to engage enemies they get close to while maintaining formation

Unironic Age of Sigmar thread:

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youtu.be/W0Xc_XRyH48
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Vampire chan is going to be Vlad's best agent!!!

The whole Vampire faction is absolute shit and utterly overpowered

Favourite /twg/ moments?

Never ever

Accept our superiority, mortal.

Where do you think the archetype and name came from?

Are you legitimately retarded?

God fucking dammit /twg/

This is almost as bad as tilefucker

Tilefucker? Please explain.

Screencap?

I want to try a GOBBO only run for Greenskins.

Any mods that are required, or is it doable on its own?

There are no Goblin lords, and their units are a bit weak but are they good enough to do a playthrough with?

I have beat every faction now aside from dwarfs since their boring, so want something new to try before the new DLC.

Not him but
>new thread
>still this mad
Grow up kid, and grow some thicker skin while you're getting BTFO

Aren't there Goblin great shaman lords?

You could start with Azhag since he's magically inclined and so are the goblin heroes and leaders.

There won't really be a gobbo leader for a few more months if ever.

If you are guy who claimed Karl din't die, then you were BTFO.

>Random vampire sloot
>Not Isabella

Do you even lore

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K H O R N E

>the internet invented literature
>no it didn't
>U BTFO SO MAD LOL
God I hope you're a troll.

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I dont have the image collage, but it was two separate occasions I think a year apart

Basically a guy got off on the idea of fapping to tiles, and got caught by his sister by leaving his jizz all over the kitchen bench tiles

Second time i cant remember why he was posting, but he posted his tile folder with all his tile wank types like
>dirty
>curved
>colored

>There are no Goblin lords
There's the great shaman.
Also right as you start you can switch Grimgor or Azhag out for a gobbo (lower right corner on character screen)

steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=705666975

Anyone tried this?

It's fun until you realize that the skillpoints you sink into your lord do fuck all.

>caress my delicate edges
lmao

Why is that? Do they suck in melee and red skills?

so whos excited to finally make an army entirely out of flagellants and other religious units?

All gobbos suck shit, thats why the orcs keep beating the shit out of them all the time

BY SIGMAR, YES!

So only Lolita can be a loli?
At any rate the original Mary Sue literally isn't a self-insert so I don't know what your problem is.

Red skills did absolutely nothing for me (no effect on any of my units) and none of my lords got a mount when I skilled into it.

G O B L I N S

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I can see it now, flagellants, volkmar, warrior-priests, light wizard, knights of the blazing sun

BUGGA OFF YA WORTHLESS GIT

>Strength rank 7

Did I make a mistake bringing them back? I don't wanna feel outclassed by some once dead faction...

Just in case. So that other user won't miss it it.

>The griffon had known he wasn’t its master, though he wore the man’s skin. It had served him regardless, and it had served him well. He had not known Karl Franz, though he wished he had. That the beast had loved him so, enough to fight on as it had, spoke well of the Emperor. Scattered memories, not his own but those of the body he had taken possession of, filled his mind, and he saw the Imperial Zookeeper hand over an egg to a youth on the edge of manhood. He saw the first faltering steps of the cub, as Karl Franz fed it morsels from his own fingers. And he saw their first battle, and felt a savage joy as the griffon defended the body of its wounded master. I am sorry, he thought. I am sorry for it all.

Deathclaw knew that Sigmar wasn't Karl. It knew that Sigmar was using Karl's corpse as a vessel but it served him anyways. Sigmar never knew who Karl was (Though he knew about Archaon's whole life...what? Karl was beneath Sigmar's notice?) but he had some access to the fragments of the dead man's memories.

Genevieve Dieudonné legendary hero when?

Thread is in full shitposting mode so might as well contriboot

>i made those film images
>it was 2 fucking years ago
Holy shit what the fuck have I been doing with my life

>naughty
>dirty, broken or misaligned

Post more stuff, save the thread.

Remember you are here forever.

Event art Vampire-chan is better.

You know what I want to know actually
Why the fuck does his sister know it's his cum?

I'll help with what little I have

Semen is pretty god damn obvious user, particularly when its on a hard surface like tiles

But why does she know it's his, like just off the bat assume it? Is he normally a sicko?

Because he was the only one in the house, and there was jizz on the kitchen table

You cant blame that shit on the dog user

And I think its safe to say anyone who jizzes to tiles is going to be odd as fuck

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That sucks, i tried my first battle 1200 goblins against beat 500 Dwarf and some for some reason my flightiness meter went down even though i got a decisive victory.

Is the mod just buggy.

I was going to say something like 'ill leave eventually'

but considering i was saying that two years ago as well i think im just fucked

>undeserved
This is gold.

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Holy shit.

>Is the mod just buggy.
And still unfinished.
A shame because otherwise it looks promising.

I am cringing right now, Jesus Christ.

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tldr version; hes ugly as fuck

Even moot managed to break free.
>who?
Yeah yeah.

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Post the /k/ meet up jizz cake

He still says he doesn't browse anymore.

It's way better than that though.

That's amazing, /k/ and Veeky Forums are the best for this shit.

I would be shocked if moot doesnt still lurk around here

I cant believe he would actually be able to leave, he definitely would still be in contact with the moderators after all those years.

Here you go

>Who says he still doesn't browse anymore
fix

>He doesn't listen to Tilewood Fap

youtu.be/W0Xc_XRyH48

Holy FUCK

So fucking good

requesting the Veeky Forums one

you know the one

also a total war pic so it's related

NICE

Is Egypt a nation of traps or what?
>thin
>waistline
>skirts
Even the face looks feminine

Black africans has always been anorexic throughout history.

Tutankhamun was.

The one with the youtube chick?

That one was just mean, she didnt deserve that

>I knew she felt something too
How stupid can you be?

Tomb kings in first or second game???

If first i hope they add a new land mass for them, the badlands is pretty small at the moment.

She deserved it for being cute

They will be in the third expansion :^)

here you go

poor girl didn't deserve that shit

as they are the next race pack after the wood elves, they probably get their own landmass alongside a small araby faction (that modders will take care)

NO BULLY CUTE THINGS

Post more screencaps faggots.

Jesus

Guess we will have to see how they handle Wood Elves, hopefully they expand the map for them too.

I wouldn't count on Araby being in the game, to much work for it would cost half the price of the game. But then it would make no sense to just have them have some little town below the savage orc land.

All shitty memes aside, how do you fucking use goblin units? They fucking suck.

fuck off

Well, given that I think that we'll be getting them in game 2, I don't think it unreasonable to see them represented as some minor factions. Like, Estalia/Kislev style side nations to introduce some pressure into their zone, so it's not boney infighting 24/7. Otherwise, what will their enemies be? It'll just be a bunch of TK nations to conquer, and two ways north to go either leading into the orc hellhole or what would likely be chaos dorf lands.

I just run them as thin line as possible in front of my army, they tank the archer stuff and some charges.
They are literally meatshield.

either as meatshields, or to protect troll's fragile leadership

As flanking/disruption units and nothing else

Remember they are cheap as fuck and entirely expendable, letting a line of gobbos eat a charge is better than any other unit taking the charge even if that other unit would win anyway.

I just want to be a huge stinky troll with big club vomiting on everyone in real life. Hold me /twg/, am I asking for too much?

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>Do you Catan?

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youtube.com/watch?v=W0Xc_XRyH48

:^)

That is a great idea, kinda like how you throw zombies with crypt horrors to prevent them getting shredded.

I usually use them to absorb a charge and protect my artillery, they have enough staying power to buy time for your better units.

Gobbo wolf riders are great at shredding archers.

can you post the disgusting /cgl/ one

This thread is bullshit, so I finna post my most anticipated armies. Sorry, Veeky Forumsfags, I'm just doing what I know; haven't played another TW game since Shogun 1.