/owg/ - Overwatch General

THIS IS MY J A M

is playing this with a slutty trap as fun as it sounds

NO SHIPPING BEYOND THIS POST

>any work at all
>for a PTR rank
Please tell me this was just after placement matches and a couple extra matches to rank up.

Lena Oxton

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>come to /owg/ completely flaccid
>get rock hard by the 238th post
>completely flaccid again near 400th post
>have a chubby for the rest of the thread

>"Heh... I'm so good at the game I don't even have to work for my rank"

Okay.

clyp.it/jwc4t2vv
Uhh, guys?

Footage of an advanced Omnic interrogation technique has been leaked.

(You)

Everything that isn't default

>tfw rockin the perma chubb

Map callout for the soon coming Moba/horde mode

Jamison Fawkes!

>tfw your name is amber and you use the amber mercy skin

:3

Source?

What rank did you get after placements on PTR before the reset. (Rank + MMR)
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What rank did you get after placements on PTR after the reset? (Rank + MMR)
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Smugberries

nice

That's a nice name that you chose. How long have you been transitioning?

Are shit

I ship Mei with huge tits

>tfw youre a FAGGOT

But user, that rank literally doesn't matter.
Why would you work for it beyond placement matches?

Why did your parents gave you a girl's name?

Hayseed
Scarecrow
Explorer
Safari
Blackwatch Reyes

Incorrect

>Responding
Report it and fucking ignore it, stop encouraging retarded shitposters.

I was born a girl........................... I just have a penis

My parents said they were gonna name me Amber if I was born a girl

>that qt face
>dat nice round blue ass
>those hitscan headshots
>those voicelines
A thing of perfection. I want to warm up the smugberry back to the Amélie.

I don't believe you, post a picture of you in your underwear to prove it

Fuck.

>I just have a penis
Is it feminine?

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>MFW Parents were going to originally name me Forest

Thank Christ they didn't, the Forest Gump jokes would of drove me insane.

Redemption soon

>I was born a girl........................... I just have a penis

Odette and Odile

Is Mercy a skilled enough doctor to give girls penises?

JAM NIGGA

clyp.it/f2xcag4f

Yeah................................ is yours?

>still 5%

The dream is dead

Give us a pic of you

Overgrown Bastion.

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serious answer? Yes it does, and I know I'm gonna get flamed for it.
I've posted my story here several times of my brother who is rank 70 on ps4, and I paid him money to boost me on PC.
He crushed every game having never played on pc before, and said it was way fucking easier to play genji, and tracer on PC which made carrying a total joke. I ended up getting my golden gun thanks to him.

I remember this 2hu pasta

is that a zoomed in pic of some fanart or did someone make that?

Post healslut

Not at all.

>Diamond 3400
>Diamond 3200

sucks...

>Hating on best Junkrat skin, second best Reaper skin, and ONLY good Bastion skin.

>see korean player in match
>"so are you chinese or japanese?"

What is Anubis/Jackal Pharah?

Zenyatta is for faggots, requires no skill and gets babied by his teammates.
Every fucking time I sneak up to flank he discords me and the entire team kills me.
Bullshit support with bullshit damage, useless on his own, let's face it.
Once you've played an actual character with skill (like Genji) you'll understand you aren't shit.

D A M A G E D
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MOM'S GONNA FREAK

A best

this is my first time on overwatch general and i have a question

is there porn of every single hero?

At least post the full image

I want - no, I NEED a young Reinhardt skin

sadly yes
females and female omnics should be the cutoff point

Yes.

>inb4 5% for November 5th

They had to hide their not-feminine penis

>mfw I headshot Hana while she is climbing into her Mech

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

They have no healers

>CHINESE
>OR
>JAPANSESE
youtube.com/watch?v=C4YEJcR0-EE

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

>Torbjorn isn't a healer

Is there any laugh cuter than Pharah's?

As someone who plays alot of him i admit he can shit on alot of heros 1v1

>is there porn of every single hero?
there is everything imaginable

tfw this video is the peak of youtube poop
tfw your autistic ex gf showed you it
tfw you miss watching videos on synchtube with her all day

>when you headshot her as she's ejected

>playing during real NEET hours
>team is literally garbage

Which characters are more annoying to deal with on console than on PC?

PLEASE GIVE MORE

>implying we play on console so we could know this
the only one i know is torbjorn because he was apparently godlike on console due to no turret aim delay

Toblerone i assume

>overwa

It used to be torb but they nerfed him, like said here Console players are legitimately better at the game than PC players, so really none would be more annoying, if anything, it would be less.

>tfw get matched against a 6 man premade while solo qeueing

Great game Blizz

>OverwaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Xth for fuck args and not just giving us hints or anything else

How much of Genji's original body is left? Is he 100% Raiden'd, or are his vitals still in there, just underneath a metal shell?

>Level 50
I still see this fucking shit at level 200, nobody going healer and meme teams like this.

remember to disable Real ID in battle.net so people can't see your real name if they friend you

>the heart of a man still beats within me

I didn't even know you could kill her while she's doing that.