/dat/

Its australia all over, much like merkel's migrants.

>all over
No.
It's not

yes it is, sudo's in every major city.

Come home to the bush, we're all white here.

>no traffic lights
>nice twisty roads to hoon on
>fuck all speed cameras or cops

straya for australians

Why are niggers so shit?

>snakes
>spiders
>abodiginies
Yeah nah

>not knowing how to safely catch snakes
>being scared of an animal that can't even see you
>being scared of someone who is lost in the dream time
country is grouse m80, you are just a bitch.

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On god i'm going to kinghit a sudanese little cunt if they go me at a traino

mate if the outback got full nbn coverage I'd be there

Don't ask why lads but I have a sudden desire to backhand a nu-male in front of an entire class when I'm back at uni.

>tfw they've finally started rolling it out here.

I'm going to cream myself at these new speeds.

i wouldn't live in the outback.
outback is shit, need about 3 million acres of land to farm a few thousand steer, can do that with 500 acres in victoria

... We don't need the hipsters moving away from the cities.

I'm no fucking poofta hipster, just your average aussie waiting for the race wars

>Not a hipster
>Lives in a major city
>Not a hipster
>Aspires to suck dicks at a telemarketing job after uni
What dreams are they selling you about your career choices m80?

>implying I'm not sponging off the taxes telemarketers pay and dumping it all into my commodore

Is a commodore vx a good car?

Define good.

I know nothing about cars and bought a used one as my first car and it has 230k on the odometer and I'm wondering if I fucked up if all I need it for is to get from point a to point b and back again every few days for the next 5 years.

It's pretty bogan. Parts are cheap, the cars themselves are cheap as fuck. Most of them are likely to be clapped out boongwagons.

it'll be fine
have you done a skid in it yet

>all you need it for is A to B
shoulda gotta a corolla if thats all you are doing

You're not wrenching, hooning, skidding or anything else with your car? if its literally a get around, you could have gotten much cheaper entry price, running costs and ongoing maintenance

There's a weird creaky sound in the rear suspension every time I drive over an uneven part of road, so I think I'll restrain myself for now.
fug

nah they are perfectly fine for a first car.
maybe a bit thirsty on fuel if anything

bushes are fucked, she'll be right m8 do a skid

Summoning Squishy if you're here.

I'm in Tasmania for three weeks for work. Will be in Launceston during the week, and down in Hobart area for the weekends. If you're keen for a cruise again, I'll have a hektik rental car to bring along.

Considering we only populate around 5% of the land, I'd say this is the least full continent on earth... Second only to Antarctica.
And then you have to empty all the crap out of the tray to sleep in it... I'd prefer just a regular roll out swag TBQH.

Considering we occupy all of the land thats not fucked and already use 100% of the farmable land, yeah we full.

where can i get a new fuel pump seal?
cant find one advertised for my car in aus.
should i just call a dealership and see whats what?

/dat/, please explain why most females have shit tastes in music.

You just have shit taste in women

>work with chick who likes the same music
>shes a fucking spastic and doesnt understand anything about social situations
Like we're trying to smoke some cones after work and shes going on about fatal crashes and shit

Is she hot

> likes driving, cars and has good taste in movies
Its just audio-spastic.

> fatal crashes and shit
this

6/10 maybe

>tfw too sick to sit exams
>tfw too sick to go to the gym
>tfw too sick to drive
Fucking flu cunts

Now I have to wait another month to finish these stupid fucking units instead of holidays

>asking after you bought it

What good would that do? Hope you didn't pay too much for it.

Nope. Whoever you are, come in, don't disturb us, earn for yourselves and die.

Who here likes to race the tradies and their utes on the freeway in the mornings?

It gets easier if you work with girls man

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>phone died when i was ordering a part over phone
mfw

Thos kunce charge it.
building up speed in slow vans/wagons/utes is way shakier than in a small fast car

any hombre who uses 4 monitors is one cowboy i wouldnt want to cross paths with on a lonesome trail

Exhaust is fricked. Middle and rear mufflers are leaky but not overly loud.
full exhaust including mufflers and cats is 1,000+ new online.
I assume it'd be cheaper to get an aftermarket exhaust with 1 muffler, 1 cat and less piping.
what are laws around exhausts as to how many components you need to have?

Stop me from buying an auto civic si.

why auto baka

Yeah, I'd definitely be up for that, weather depending.

Did you have any idea of a route you wanted to take?

An automatic transmission on a sporty econobox kinda defeats the purpose imo.

Depends what you're going to use the car for I guess.

Last day of being a tram rider :~]

You get your ticket checked?

Nope :~)

Why didn't my photo post or the post link

Show your uncut willy resting on the ticket to prove its you.

I'm circumcised

Show that then

kebab place in there goes off m8

Those are front strut tops you bell end.

Quick question, if you're rich as fuck can your lawyer get you out of demerits (i don't mind paying money for the fine if it makes those revenue raising cunts happy, but i can't lose my license).

And i can't use the "palm it off to an asian" trick for this, since a copper pulled me over.

Plenty road united

Didn't think GT86's went fast enough to get done for speeding.

Probably could have paid the fine on the spot *cough*

inb4 he posts something tuff as fuck

yea, depends what state he was in.

victoria you can almost always pay on the spot

But then you also risk the cop knocking it back, and then you get done for trying to bribe

nah in victoria they just overwhelmingly want the bribe.

it's the only state i would recommend it, if you get pulled by highway patrol there, you have a 99% chance of getting out by bribe.

general duties cops, probs don't try.

Can confirm in Qld gave road policing command (highway copper) $100 to let me go with a verbal, done 135 in a 100.

Think it helped that he was on his own when he stopped me

No manuals in my price range :(((
Daily and fun combo. Took it for a test drive through hills and actually really good.

>fun
>auto
really nigger?

Buying an automatic was the worst decision I've ever made

It's still fun to drive. Just missing the one vital component for maximum fun.

Ridiculous, manual cars are shite and not necessary at all to 'have fun'

I know I'd rather be fanging it through the bends with both hands on the wheel than having to change gears constantly. Let alone day to day sitting in traffic.

FFS manual shit heads.

you must do gods work my son, tell all the user's about the sin of driving an auto!

>fanging
In the wrong gear at every corner

Yeah I'm not saying you can't have fun in an auto but they are so fucking frustrating, they either don't shift when you want it to or hold their gears longer than you want

and then it blows a seal and $2000 later

I drive an N/A FG XR6 with superb ZF tranny in it, guarantee you it selects better gears than you and quicker too.

Most likely, but it's still a ford

>86 Tram
youtube.com/watch?v=PxZiae16Ry8

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Hey I agree in most situations. The car I'm after just feels like it should be a manual though.

On the highway or in heavy city traffic sure.

And? My XR6 can pretty much leave in the dirt (my shit) any Toyota 86 or BRZ or whatever.

Im not a poointheloo or pakistani, do i have a chance of becoming a tram driver?

The ZF is brilliant. I was thinking of getting a manual XR6T but settled for the ZF. I have no regrets.

I literally only ever see white women or old men

I'm sorry but the minimum requirements state you have to be a shitskin.

Can you do hektik skids in it still? by just holding brake and mashing throttle?

sure it can. did you forget to set the timer for your medication jimmy?

Beware of your ZF milk shaking. They're notorious for doing so.