/srg/ - speedrunning general

beat the WR of every single tranny nutter (except soe)

soe will be btfo whenever beatrix decides to stop being a fuckin neet piece of shit and run again

i wish beatrix would blow me out 2bh

somebody link the boy and his blob pastebin please

trihex's gf posted this. what did she mean by this?

coalburner

son its just like.. *sucks teeth*.. like *sucks teeth*... nigga sometimes you get too hype and like you just gotta blow like.. *sucks teeth* son its not even my fault

son that's just one of those NIGGA MOMENTS son if you know what i mean, son
after all (IT'S REAL NIGGA!)

>bunch of people telling him to just cut out the part with the copyrighted music
>no reply

>fasty exposed
what is next? small black cock?

will a run ever have flagpole AND 4-2 glitch?

i bet her poon looks like she shits out of it 2bh

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pastebin.com/hh8BAhGJ
Updated speedrun hitlist

no ironic shit please, let's keep this serious

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Nothing there is ironic, and if you're referring to cyberdemon, he literally has "Transgender in training" in his twitter bio

mega man x6 is literally the only okay game on this list

what the fuck is wrong with some people

mgr is the best game ever made though

oh yeah and doom/wolfenstein is there too i guess

i was blinded by all the memes

this is finally something I can get behind. /srg/ has to stop the tranny epidemic that is infesting speedrunning. targeting their runs and exposing them for being as fake as their gender is the first step to cleaning this hobby up.

not sure his heart could take it

it's probably the best hack n' slash for speedrunning.

but talking about quality, bayonetta 1 and 2 are better and DMC3 and 4 shit on all Platinum shit combined

thats not xcom: ufo defence

hey headcrab how are you doing? long time no see buddy been a while haha :)

im fine
how are you

oh i'm good, i'm good :) it's good to have a friend like you heh

same senpai

Has there ever been a greater man to influence speedrunning?

why didn't you sage?

Cosmo Wright.

he said "man" you bigot

he responded with a man

check your privilege cissy

check your dick, tranny nutter

I wish Allison Quinn was a speedrunner. Cosmo wouldn't be the center of attention anymore.

what's sage?

a small evergreen subshrub used as a culinary herb

who else loves shift registers

bertin stream berseria

more like hurtin after uyama laid the smackdown on his ass

LOL

>trihex with 600 viewers

*grabs crotch*
HOL UP SON
*moonwalks in a circle*
WHAT UP WITH TRIHEX VIEWS? THIS IS DED NIGGA SHIT
*smacks lips*
WHY HE STREAMIN TO A 3 DIGIT AUDIENCE
WAAAAAAT

this will never stop being funny

when the soylent hit youtube.com/watch?v=mZC15100Y7w

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how can he honestly look back on the dancing videos and not understand how people would think they were funny

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thanks for the late response!

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dank stank maymay, /b/ro!

This time is so free - Guy who has yet to achieve said time and has immense difficulty behind ahead of his own, slower splits

posting on /srg/ from 2012-2016 was such a fucking mistake lol

- Guy who is still posting on /srg/

Stop posting your lets play requests in here you pathetic nigger lover.

AHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2014 was my favorite year for speedrunning idgaf if i'm a newboi for sayin dis

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why is shim taking a vow of silence

thanks for the late response!

I love how people like Wallyaldo and Meows are still newbois due to no one else coming here after.

Reminder that nkr was LITERALLY the only 2015 newboi

Probably the worst addition to /srg/. Constant /pol/, Squid, Medievil shit.

he single handedly destroyed this general so thats pretty impressive at least

I'm more interested in good speedrun times, not how many times you can post the same braindead shit into a Veeky Forums thread.

>you will always be a newboi
why live

*bird screams*

Only Chibi can save speedrunning.

post health records

that dumb nigger couldn't even cheat right

fuck chibi and fuck chibi nuthuggers

Dear Sirs,

Chibi is a very healthy young male with exceptional stamina and strength, and a healthy blood pressure of 115/65. I can state with full confidence that a Speedpresident Chibi would be the healthiest Speedpresident ever.

Signed,
Dr. Not_Chibi

AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>de hippie spacing

one more speedcuck for the team bois

how much time until his blood goes dry by this semen demon

twitter.com/CarryDSupra/status/769079252486594560

what does speedcuck mean in this context

it's only a matter of time until this woman bring another's man baby for him to take care

when is trannykeys being dumped into a loony bin?

>those legs
What the fuck

the trauma centre time is like 35 minutes slower than mine (which is bad anyway) were they even trying?

thanks for the late response!

post your time and claim the hit

i dont have a video and im not japanese unfortunately

>unfortunately
? but jp is worse than na/eu at speedrunning

>caring about speedrunning

Gonna watch some anime now

who are you quoting?

>today is a special day for my waifu

what is the cause of this epidemic?

Would still bang

Wait, is this a man? I don't care, I'm in love