See this

see this
what do

Put it in an empty dumpster and light it on fire.

That's a pretty clever way to be dumb

they make clamps exactly for that purpose...

Naww nigga you compress them tightly together with clamps then weld them, don't forget to weld the struts too. Bitch be scrapping all day long, just avoid leaves btw.

Lol I did that with my Miata about 3 years ago, the springs are still in the garage wrapped in zip ties, ticking time bombs.

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>cutting the excess off
Absolute madman

Zipties - what can't they do?

make you smart

>how does physics work

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maybe this is more effective

zipties4life

Why not do what backyard engineers do?

As long as you use zip ties on a problem you're safe, they're like the kryptonite to ACME products. I'm actually building a concept vehicle out of them as we speak. Modular construction, it's the future.

spring rate not enough given the new travel constraints

tried this once, didnt work. zip ties snapped and valve spring exploded right as i was putting it on. almost lost a keeper in the head and possibly a finger or two.

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not getting brittle in the cold/heat and sunlight for example.

what exactly do you get from doing this to valve springs?

rather than buying the installer tool
he did that to compress them for install

Sikk Jetta bro

Bring my father back to life

You haven't tried hard enough.

Set it up in my backyard and take the zipties out with birdshot to watch it fly through the air.