EVERYONE, RAISE YOUR ARMS

user, I'm sending you the bill for the damage to my sides.

Literally screaming in rage

Porschewinslol

I WOKE UP MY ENTIRE FAMILY I DON'T EVEN CARE

MY DAD IS NOW MAD AND HE DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THIS CRAP; MAD AT THE FACT TOYOTA LOST

ON

THE

FINAL

LAP

FUCK THIS BOARD, FUCK YOU, FUCK MY DOG, FUCK MY GIRLFRIEND, JUST FUCK THIS LIFE.

WOW.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>how wide I'm smiling right now

FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP

This is the funniest shit I have ever seen!
it`s like they tried to fail in the very last second!

fantastic!
you could not write shit like this!

toyota is doomed... stop racing...just prius it up and gtfo.

>weebs freaking out ITT
muh tofu meme

kek

Commentator said that Porsche gave them an opportunity to fix the problem before the absolute end but the stream froze for me, can someone fill me in?

#5 NOT CLASSIFIED

AUDI PODIUM CONFIRMED

Never has there been a better time to own a Ford, own a Porsche, and hate Toyota and their shitposting weeaboos.

Porsche took an unnecessary pit stop and changed all 4 tyres

>muh kokoro
>Saw it on the ford livestream
>In Japan
>Murica

Hurt hard lads, hurt way to fucking hard to watch that

Don't even care anymore

Fuck cars

New hobby is stabbing vagrants

>tfw the bad guys won

wait what happened?

Toyota was about to win their first lemans but fucked it up on the last lap

But Porsche are the living embodiment the American dream, even if they are from Stuttgart

Absolutely devastating for my penis. I was already jacking off to glorious Nippon when this hybrid shit happened. Lost my boner and will to live instantly.

At least it wasn't Audi who won.

>DNF

It was so fucked up it's difficult to believe they didn't do it on purpose

Toyota combustion's engine got BFTO on the fucking last lap, they tried to switch to the hybrid but Porsche caught them super quick

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clearly sabotaged

The toyotas are co structed in germany tho

Knowing it happened on the FUCKING LAST LAP I could believe that

Im not a weeb buf for fucks sake Toyota dominated the entire race, and now thsi happens holy shit

the german jews shut it down

Constructed

>Gazoo Racing
>Sesame Street name for hundred million dollar, top level team
>Gets absolutely humiliated at the only race that counts.

Everything is right in the world anons.

>the city of toyota

...

Tfw alpine had Nissan engines

My computer has been locking up every ten minutes since Toyota broke down at the finish line
Is my nipshit commiting seppuku or

You cannot make this shit up. I just cannot believe it, they had it in the bag and with 5 mins left their system fucks up. It's the stuff of legends.

>25 years ago

I love how the guy on Radio Le Mans thought that the Toyota driver thought the race was already over.

>well, it is a 24 hour race

FUCK. YOU. COMMENTATORS.

FUCKING EUROPEANS, RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

At least the GOOD American team won. Man, this would've been such a based Le Mans, saw the Corvette fuck up, saw Ferd win, but......my heart hurts so much.

>25 ago
>still butthurt about t

Is this the thread I can cry in?

t

>he thinks Toyota should win a 24 hour race for only completing 23 hours 55 minutes of it

>so buttmad he has to relive the glories of a quarter century ago

And to commit Seppuku.

>n-no it d-doesn't c-count!!

thats it, keep sperging boi

make daddy feel proud

I dunno if I should wear my Toyota hat or not

I don't care if they are built in Kazakhstan or Nigeria, it's a Japanese team.

I can't believe they fucked up right at the end. I'm speechless. I guess that's their punishment for making the Mirai.

Lmao, you're right about the name though. It reminds me of that Flintstones alien little faggot.

COME BACK. With Skyactiv bullshit and all.

>implying I believe that shit

Fuck off, nigger.

I'm just mad they lost in the worst way possible, you fucking fuck.

>literally this mad

no shit, you don't even have to try to b8 me with poor b8 on this one

The Mazda's win counted, but Porsche won TODAY.

we are not arguing who won today, cuck

How.
How does this happen.
400+ laps
Fail on the very last.
What.
The.
Fuck.

>gts
nice

the carmine red is both objectively and subjectively much better color choice than that yellow though

I'm not even angry, just depressed. I'm still in shock.

What were the Porsche guys supposed to do with their celebration T-shirts if Toyota hadn't died at the end?

Put them into storage for next year.

They read "LeMans 2016" though. That would have been a bitter souvenir to take home.

Bullshit nigger. Toyota did the full 24 hours and crossed the finish line. For some fucking reason the 24 hours of Le Mans actually means 24 hours + cooldown lap of Le Mans.

24 hours of hard work and nothing to show for it because of that stupid fucking rule. Not even 2nd place.

It's like Super Bowl t-shirts. Each team makes and ships a full run of commemorative shirts, but the losing team has theirs shipped immediately to Africa.

mentalfloss.com/article/29884/what-happens-losing-teams-championship-shirts

toyota fan here. i'm laughing my ass off.

when they had a clear speed advantage 2 years ago, they didn't run 3 cars. that became their undoing.

in 2008 F1, autosport had the technical analysts run a year end car comparison based on data. turns out their chassis was about .3s slower than the lead cars. the culprit: lack of engine power. and they pulled out of F1; interesting to think how close they could have been in 2009.

this year, they could have run 3 cars. and then of course kamui damaged the car during the night and then spun in the last few hours. if there's a scapegoat, it's going to be him.

Going to sleep. Hope I don't wake up.
I'll never get to buy a new Supra.
RIP childhood dreams...

Nothing to do with a cooldown lap bro. It stopped before the checkered flag was waved. It didn't finish the race. I'm speechless.

>Toyota did the full 24 hours and crossed the finish line
>Toyota did the full 24 hours
No they didn't

Brutal

would be hysterical if toyota pulled out after this season.

even funnier if mazda tweeted them something cheeky.

Oh. That's interesting.

Thanks. I learned something in this sad not-winning-Toyota morning.

>interesting to think how close they (Toyota F1) could have been in 2009.

But they ran in '09 and had some good podium and top 10 finishes. It was pretty much the best year of their F1 program

i mixed up their last year. but the argument stands.

>best year ever
>time to stop competing

gg lolyota. i really am a toyota fan but their incompetence needs to be laughed at.

>their incompetence

wat, they arrived second and almost secured a win, audi performed far worse considering its legacy

you sound like a retard

tell that to the 88cv or was it 92cv and tso02. nobody cares about 2nd place finishes.

i hope mazda comes back. show these other nips how to win.

>shit that happened several ago for 500

nice lack of argument though

This is heart braking

Yeah, if you're a stormfag.

>nice lack of argument though

amusing coming from you. more recently, their car of 2 years ago had electrical failure in final 1 or 2 hours. such ancient news user! the story of this race will be: how toyota lost. not: how porsche won.

many teams have done a fantastic job. what matters is the number 1 spot on the podium. porsche came back and won in their first year at le mans. toyota is an inferior racing organization. toyota didn't join WEC and not want to win le mans.

gimme your best non sequitur. do you work for toyota PR? the only good reason to defend them this much. what victories at the international level has toyota won in the last 10 years? not wrc, not le mans, not f1. come on. use an ad hominem again. i know you got lots cuz that's all you got. go ahead and reply. i outta here. i've had my hearty belly laughs for the day.

Peugeot pulled out after their embarrassing loss in 2011, so it is possible.

you are a retard

Toyota won the championship in 2014

> such ancient news user!
Audi and Porsche also had problems with their front runner cars, you are a retard

considering how well Toyota raced today they could easily win the championship again if they get their shit together

>toyota didn't join the wec
yup, confirmed for being fucking stupid
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_FIA_World_Endurance_Championship

also

>ragequitting

typical cuck move

>complete the second most laps
>get 45th place

I don't really care about them losing but this is pretty fucking meme

BREAKING NEWS: Entire Toyota Gazoo Racing team found dead from mass sepuku

>ricers
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>at Le Mans
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAA
>winning more than by some freak accident
HEHEHOHOHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=mZ8zUcg_Lks

The Toyota previously known as the seppuku

>But Porsche are the living embodiment the American dream

americans are delusional

> but their incompetence needs to be laughed at.

Topkek

I'm pritty sure the Europeans hate Murrica.

>>with 100kg less than the others

>piston engines are pigfat

You are all fucked when the Duke engine comes out when the sheep fucking kiwis perfect that thing it'll murder everything.

Duke engine?

youtube.com/watch?v=ihXV9mOncvs

>it's comin bros!
>just wait another 10 years!

Mazda is way too busy being shit in IMSA, their factory P2 team gets laughed at by the privateers, they'd get murdered by Rebellion nevermind the factory P1s

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME
How did Toyota lose?
I know that the engine on the car died but last I watched of the stream there were 2 Toyota cars and both were in front of the Porsche. Did one of the Toyotas crash and leave the other to die in the last lap?

Also, how come there are no webms of the Toyota dead in the track with the porsche overtaking it?