/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

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Too soft. Looks like pudding.

and you look like a boy.

Some definition is good. Testosterone-infused orcs are taking it too far though.

>buffscale fuckedoff to the fallout thread
A-are we free?

Keep posting that stuff and see what happens. My dad is a janitor.

Nonsense.

Definition is acceptable, but still inferior to soft.

Not until you join him.

Kaarina has the perfect realistic body.

>Keep posting that stuff and see what happens. My dad is a janitor.
'kay

>realistic

you live in a gym?

Ye!

i fucked up

>being fat

>being retarded

>lewd newd Sameyr
aw yiss my prayers is answered

Mistel is for fuck!

Sorry to burst your bubble of lard but you can get a body like that easily by just doing light exercise and not stuffing your face with burritos and sodie pops for every meal

Slap a wig on todd and there ya go

damn

Have we had the near threadly question of

>do you guys actually play the game or just take pictures of your waifu
If not then this is it

>orc

Nothing lewd here! They are just enjoying the beach.

i neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed thiis

Decided to switch my enb from bleak to unbleak. Really enjoying the look of my game now.

I hate to bust your bubble of puberty but thats not true. Not for abs.

>completely fucking up the lighting
kys

>he says while downing his 4th hotpocket of dinner

>He's done more for /fog/ in a year than he's ever done for /tesg/ in four

A new thread means a new adventure.

Uh it's especially true for abs. The biggest factor in having visible abs is just having low body fat.

>bubble of puberty
That didn't even make sense. Have I triggered you, gordo?

The average /tesg/ member.

Thats because /fog/ will only last half of what /tesg/ has

mommy didn't want to make you snackies? :(

Cute, you posting with the hour you have left at the comidas store free wifi, spic?

This.
Kaarina looks like a goddamn twig, just 0% body fat.

The only factor to defined abs is low body fat, which is distinctly easier to achieve than building significant muscle mass.

What did he mean by this?

0% body fat not a realistic body type if thats the case she wouldnt last two seconds out there in the wilds.

Just a couple of lady friends having some fun in the sun huh?

You don't need 0% body fat to have visible abs.

Kaarina looks like Todd Howard in drag.

You're right, she wouldn't.
Neither would most waifus here.
But it's fantasy, they're half naked and never get frostbite either.
This is far past just "visible".
She's hardly flexing, but they're still prominent.

AAAAAAH I NEED TO CUM!! I NEED TO CUM INSIDE HER!! AAAAAAH IM CUMMING!!!

Okay, I've moved to coc elsweyr and I've smoothened out the vertices like what you guys said. I've also added the reasons why I didn't activate my ENB.

imgur.com/a/wrYex

Bullying and suggestions are welcome.

Newsflash: no one thinks your forced meme is funny

I did the same thing, actually!

You don't need 0% body fat to have defined abs and how would you know she's hardly flexing?

Meme? Its true, same eyes smushed together, no lips, wide jaw.

I took lewds

So every non-bimbo lipped waifu is Todd? Neat I guess.

OOOOOHHHH IM GOING TO CUM INSIDE THEM TOO!! TAKE IT! MY CUM TAKE MY CUMMM!!!! OOOAAAAHHHH YES! CUM INSIDE THEM !!!

The culture of /fog/ lends itself better to productivity than /tesg/'s myopic shitposting culture.

>You don't need 0% body fat to have defined abs
This is where you add in the muscle definition of other parts.
>how would you know she's hardly flexing?
Because I have a minor in human psychology and a major in sculpting. I know how the body moves.
>inb4 art major memes

Only because they have a new game.

She doesn't look as fat as before, that's for sure. But she's still looks nothing like the one in your drawing.

Is this supposed to be a joke post

>eso and legends released
>b-but those don't count!

if that's what he's going for, he might as well steal ira's or skjoldr's face.

Those don't count.

/tesg/ actively has trolls who will shit on anything that is new just to shit on it. Combine that with the gold standard of modding in /tesg/ to be waifuing (I know, the irony of me saying this) and you have a recipe where the most interesting gameplay mods are outright ignored or chased out of the thread.

Whereas /fog/ doesn't really have an established "this is what you should do if you have the skills to mod," so all mods are met with an equal appreciation or distain, with appropriate modifiers for quality and current makeup of the active posters at the time.

Whereas here we had "ironic shitposter" Izzy.

Well, yeah, they don't count.

Well, thank fuck that they are cannothaves.

I don't know why you bother explaining it
The people that care will leave soon enough and the people that don't will just contribute to the problems

>want to take quality pictures of my toon, not the run of the mill pose selfie
>can't find any decent backgrounds or props to play with
>just qqq out of the game and end up with 0 screenshots
JUST

Got nothing better to do at 11PM while I eat.

cumtears is the only reason why shitposting exists on tesg. when he's gone, shitposting will also be gone, mark my words.

But user, I'm still here

Waifus are stupid

What are you eating

cumtears is far from the worst shitposter this thread has seen. All of cumtears's shitposting is self-facing, whereas others like Amanassi have actively attempted to nuke threads to chase off posters they didn't like

Some home made mashed potatoes. AKA I can boil water without burning the house down: the dish.

Quite.

Hope you had some protein or fat before dem carbs, blood sugar spikes aren't healthy m80

wub enb?

I'm gonna do it
I'm gonna switch to UNP

>All of cumtears's shitposting is self-facing
bullshit it is, remember that time he laughed at annaleise's condition?

Rude, dude.

I remember that.
It was when cumtears was taking a break from tesg.

are there body replacer compatible armors that aren't retarded besides wayfarer

so you're saying that it wasn't him, but somebody pretending to be him?

Ye

NEVER IN THE HISTORY OF TESG

I am glad you see it my way.
TKRE

I must have missed that. Sounds pretty shit. To be honest, I've tried to develop a sort of "tunnel vision" towards viewing this thread where I only really pay attention to posts that I think are pertinent. So my view may be biased.

Even still, like noted, you can't rule out impersonators. Part of the reason I switched from a name to a trip was because of how many people tried to shitpost using my identity. Not saying I'm not guilty of shitposting (hell, just look up any of my post-tripcode posts), but it is a thing that happens.

Not being able to settle on an ENB is truly suffering.

No,it was someone who said it was him.
>Guys I have cancer :(((((
>lol what a fag, get more ca
ncer bitch
>HEY GUYS THAT GUY IS CUMTEARS AND HE LAUGHED AT CANCER, IT'S TRUE BECAUSE I SAID SO

>meanwhile cumtears hasn't even posted in the thread, or any of the threads around that time

No man, it's totally impossible to impersonate somebody here.

Sparrow

MAXEEN AND PENGUIN KNIGHT ARE THE SAME PERSON?!!

Its pretty hard t b q h w y

are there any mods that would let me add like a waist cape or anything like that?

Broski, Anons are making things up against. I'm sure Cumtears is not the kind of guy that makes fun of cancer patients.
Anons can go burn in Hell