/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

well yes but I'm bad

ICTV + Infiltrator + underdog aced can be a good protection in the right conditions.

>ICTV
Ugh, I hate going slow, but it's better than dying. Infiltrator seems legit at least.

Listen here, big guy. No one here's a shitter but you.

I've wiped entire teams of Bulldozers as Dragan, whom I bet is on the bottom of your heister tier list. I've been accused of hacking multiple times by players from the tightest crews ever. I am better than you.

There's a reason you're this mad at the game, and it really is very simple: You are a retard, you fucking suck, and you are unable to adapt. Idiots like you who aren't able to cover the outside of the bank for flankers shouldn't be allowed to ruin other people's heists. Maybe if you weren't fucking blind, you'd be able to react accordingly to the laser sights of snipers.

Sure, some things in the game need change, but everyone as laughing at you, the ultimate shitter, who dies preventable deaths and blames them on basic game mechanics.

Go fucking play Killing Floor or some shit.

Idea to help fix stealth: just simplify Thief's light/sound system.

You can have low light, normal light, and bright light; low light makes you harder to spot and reduces the distance guards spot you at, while bright light does the opposite. This also applies to bags, corpses, etc. So stashing bags in a shadowy alley is now viable.

For sound, specifically footsteps, just define three types of ground; soft (like dirt), hard (like concrete), and loud (like metal catwalks). These modify the sounds caused by your footsteps; sprinting on dirt doesn't cause much sound, but normal walking on a metal grate would.

If you want to be really complicated, add places where you can hide bags even in bright light; bushes, piles of trash bags, and so on.

This, plus designing stealth options for more heists and a few quality of life changes (moving dominated guards, being able to circumvent alarms on windows and such GLASS CUTTER WHEN) could make Payday 3 a decent stealth game.

>Payday 3
Dropped

>GLASS CUTTER WHEN
Already on The Diamond :^)

desu all the STELF heists need atleast 1 usable trash dumpster to place the bodies

Maybe not dumpsters, but SOMEWHERE. Hell, the stealth tutorial mission has the vents at least.

Maybe I've just been gone too long, but ICTV feels pretty sanic fast compared to before

Yeah, but try it after being used to a suit and it feels really slow.

>Payday 3

Despite the announcement, it won't come until 2020. Devs have their hands tied with at least two other games to make (if the john wick VR game doesn't count).

I liked it, what's wrong with it?

What stelf heist doesn't have safe spots to dump body bags?

FOR SOME OF YOU THE ACTION IS THE JUICE

All heists do have at least one spot where you can safely dump bags though, and dumpsters don't thematically make sense in some levels. I guess what I'm trying to say is why don't you git gud instead

As in git so the they don't have to kill the guards with their unpredictable paths?

Why wouldn't you kill the guards? Saving pagers in case of fuck-ups is planning to fail, just learn hiding spots, whack 'em and stick 'em in there

git gude
git pocohude

Daily reminder for your safety to never look for heists with the worldwide option activated. You never know about the kind of shitters you'll met there.

How do you even see if they have that?

Get the fuck out of my lobby, shitters.

Sorry user, you could always just make your own. I am not that good at this.

Added Rust, was using an old-ass template

>sokol
>gay

Rolling

rollan

>sokol
>not gay

have fun spending the next six months in a sex dungeon

Roll

37th for pdg-tan hotglueing

Rollin

roll

The cutest of the payday gang.

excellent

there's literally 0 downsides to this

Trips or quads should be /Pdg/-tan

Good idea, had no idea of what to put as pros and cons though. Is she an embodiment of /pdg/ or her own character?

>yfw discovering how much the Mac-10 is meta

Would be better without all the gay shit

>not liking gay shit

Also nice job giving post numbers to it dumbass. Now every thread will turn into a roll thread

wouldn't mind every threads turn into a mac-10 praising thread

>no fun allowed
how would that even matter anyway, we have the slowest moving general on Veeky Forums

Any better combinations for the kawaii mask ?

forgot pic

Is it a bug or what?

Mask customization is working as intended, not a bug.

YEAH

roll that shit

Is it normal to have fps drops on birth of the sky that often or just toaster issue ?

I discovered it last week after a year of not playing this jew game

Rolling for
Uništio sam Tejzer.

...

roll

loosen up, it's not like we're hitting bump limit too fast

>Today we start a new stream where Overkill Employees will start new PAYDAY 2 profiles and play the game from level 0!

>As usual we will have OVERKILL_Jules answering questions and getting helped up by his teammates.
why
why the fuck are you doing this
fucking work on the game you shiteating cocksuckers god fucking fuck

>overkill 0-100 stream
>first heist is going to be four stores normal

this is going to be a train wreck

>Overkill employees play the game
>not explicitly stated to be devs
>I still refuse to believe anyone from Overkill actually plays their game because if they did it surely wouldn't be so fucking terrible

Sometimes I think about going zero infamy and just shitting up games.

>work on the game
That sounds like effort. In fact, reading that comment was effort. I think we need another well deserved vacation ;)))

To be fair most of the employees dont have to play or understand the game besides the designers

>getting down on normal
>NORMAL

>bought a secondary instead of a primary
>using his AMCAR instead of his 80 damage secondary

>that armors help

>bank heist cash
>"lets do it on HARD difficulty"
>"we're all going to die horribly"

Frenzy is still good though, you're just not an invincible god of fuck you anymore

How jealous do you think ashley is of Anna? ya know because shes actually a woman

>the people that balance this game struggle on even hard difficulty

>she

>stealth god masks up in front of a camera

GIVE ME JIRO cos I miss my dad a lot.

>looking for the vault keys on big bank unironically when you could just bring a saw,

best stream/10

>getting in custody on hard difficulty,

wooohooo

>4 doc bags
>going into custody
>FOUR D O C T O R B A G S

even though they're shit at the game these are some solid bantz

>2016
>not spamming the stream with group invites

>shadow raid

oh boy

>ten seconds in-game,
>already spotted,

you can't make this shit up

>spotted again the exact same way

not like this

Witness me

>implying Veeky Forums is not shit

i understand now why the developers want payday 2 to be a casual game.

>this is why ulf left

>that stream,

that was sure something.

>not even halfway through to 100 and they kill the stream

epic

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Keep those helmets flying! ;)

I thought I was shit
I may be shit but at least I'm not as shit as Overkill is apparently.

>no achievement for completeing an armored transport heist in under 3 minutes

You're really late today bot

good, even less reason to play those shit heists

Sydney is pretty cool, definitely worth the $4.99.

why are the armored transport heists so disliked?

train heist is good

same garbage every single time, the cash and xp is pathetic, and they're boring - you either wait forever using drills or open the trucks with c4 and be done in 3 minutes

train heist is the only good one since it's different and i like moving all the bags - feels like you're actually stealing something

I think it's because the payout is bad, if you don't have two-three people with c4 you might as well not bother doing it, and the XP payout is low as well

It's also like 5 heists that are literally all exactly the same. open the truck with c4, saw the boxes open, alright now do the exact same thing in a different location
they'd be so much better if the payout wasn't so shit, and that if there was more variation.

they just lack depth and heart desu

>side jobs """bot""" is slipping