>slowfags

YOU MAY ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOUR CAR MAKES ABOVE 400HP TO THE WHEELS

>b-but muh shitbox corrolla is way more fun

Lmao i remember when I tried to justify being a slowfag

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>more hp means you're faster
I remember when I was a young boy.

if you live in the USA where most roads are just straight, then yeah thats true 90% of the time

Nah.

>he doesn't track his car
>he lives somewhere with no touge

>imblying anyone on here actually tracks their cars

wow people are taking my shitposting very seriously

I was just pretending to be retarded

300zx as a first car possible? I am a big stupid poorfag.

>Yfw twin turbro is actually retarded

Mine was my first car, started out NA and then twin turbo'd it, but >poorfag
Yeah its not a cheap car to maintain properly thats for sure

Youre not wrong desu

What the hell is a young car enthusiast supposed to do when he doesn't have daddy and mommy money and getting a job is impossible?

why is getting a job impossible
also there are plenty of enthusiast cars that are cheap to run and maintain

Just get a civic

Getting a job is not impossible if you're not a dumb autist.

But that's not enthusiast! Even Jay Leno hates it!
Because the job market is terrible for young people

Okay then get a miata

Get a beat up
>integra
>civic
>sentra se-r
>miata
>f-body (if you're white)
Even the the poorest of car enthusiast can own one of these
Unless your so poor that you suck dick for food and have holes in your sandals

It's not practical.
There's a mint untouched fifth generation Civic hatch but it's the CX, but it's Canadian.

Man I feel so hopeless and sad.

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>job market is terrible for young people

it is easy as fuck to make money online these days, sell shit on amazon

im so poor i dont have shit to sell

>he lives in flyover country where there's no technical driving to be found

lmaoing @ ur life

>Owned both a shitbox corolla and a modded Mach 1

>Literally did whatever the fuck with corolla (rallies, races, even off roading)

>babying Mustang because it's more expensive

>Love them both, so you should have both: a shitbox and a non-shitbox

Unless of course you're a poorfag

>400hp
>stock wheels
ayyy lmao

>"it's an automatic"

Uh its a sleeper
But its not

honestly, if I lived or worked near a city I'd prefer an automatic with paddles to a manual for at least 1 of my vehicles...

My car makes about 90hp :^)

>tfw 280rwhp

honestly its kind of cucky to have 2 cars.
It's like cheating on a woman but worse

>rwhp

>tfw 200whp and half the weight of OPS car
>tfw better gearing too

lol OP u'd get stomped by my 200hp lightweight shitter lmao @ u

>spending over 5k on ur car just so u can feel superior to a 4 door fwd sedan
wow my guy
ill get u one day

4.10 final drive, i doubt your car weighs 1700 lbs, also ur trash

i am the champion of bench racing nerd you will never get this

fookin cum up here yeh
ill show u whos king of the toe gay

ayyyyy saab

Are we all gonna namefag now?

fuck it

I feel bad going for FWD, Veeky Forums makes me cry

>effueffu

Even a z31 NA is a bad idea?

Raw power is pointless if you ain't got suspension on your chassis
You can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fuck Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack

>300zx
>sleeper
Pick one.

2009 Cobalt SS/TC

>Trifecta Infiniboost tune @25psi
>HAHN Intercooler
>HAHN 3" Catback
>HAHN CAI
>HAHN Downpipe
>ZZP Valve Springs
>ZZP Cams
>Ported head

405whp/460wtq

>implying $500 and an afternoon doesn't make this 300hp car faster than anything you could muster up

youtube.com/watch?v=ugxtVBn73m0

nice s14 bro

WHEN I WAS

>Because the job market is terrible for young people

Wrong, it's just terrible for lazy fucks with no skills at all.

Do you like my ride?

>cheating because weight was never mentioned

lolol

Exactly, young people. Not lazy but unskilled and so they have no reason to hire me.

so it's the job market's fault that you dont have anything useful to offer society?

No? Where are you getting that from?

>Because the job market is terrible for young people

Get a skill then you piece of shit. And obviously you are lazy, or you would have a skill, or would be working toward getting one. Instead you are a lazy neet.

How does that imply it's the job market's fault?
How am I a NEET?

Twin turbo v8 swap hilux

someone asked you why getting a job is impossible and you replied "Because the job market is terrible for young people" instead of "Because I dont have one single useful thing to offer society". you blamed the job market when the job market is fine and working just the way it should.

That's not true? Why are you even getting so far off topic? You're getting offended from things that aren't there.

Bae

Bump

Bad idea? Nah you just gotta make sure you know what youre getting into

Except I would survive a crash in my car :^]

Love miats tho

>Z32
>sleeper

You cheat on the shit one

My friend bought a 300 zx TT in 2014 with low miles (for a 20 year old car) and the turbos keep fucking up and he won't tell us why

>How am I a NEET?
>Getting a job is impossible
Implying you don't have a job

>Don't have any skills
Implying you aren't studying if training.

Therefore, you are the very definition of neet.

>TT 300ZX making 400 whp.

cool story bro, I'm surprised it even runs.

Don't worry give it 50k and the rings will be gone and it'll blow oil right out its exhaust like every other raced Nissan

Stop making needless assumptions

my swedish nigga

>elevate 3.5" downpipe to straight pipe
>snabb intercooler
>snabb intake
>EST air intake
>darton sleeves, wiseco rods and pistons
>hilton stage 3 tune, 30 psi
>garrett gt3071r tarbo with tial wg and forged cbv

that's the performance shit, theres plenty of cosmetic

>402 awhp, 451 torks

i'm retarded, forgot picture

It's not needless. You are lazy, but blame it on everyone else. Typical millenials.

Is this b8?

lol i mean i have dyno sheets, i gotta get em from z1 in the morning but you can check their insta if ya really care about some stranger's car that much

also running 16 psi on 10.5:1 compression on 93 octane :^)))))

meet me on the togue

Maybe.

>me spent money on thing
ok

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Nope. Get a job.

>implying

No

I cant

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those are cool as fuck, how long have you had it?

oh man...10 years now?

i wish they would resurface hallet and redo the curbs

thats clean as fuck
does it torque steer alot lol

I haven't been there since like 08? It wasn't bad at the time, but I really didn't know any better at the time

Stop being so worthless and lazy and you might be able to. If not, kys so the taxpayers don't have to support your lazy ass.

They're already not supporting me, I'm not a NEET and I was never blaming the job market.

From a dig it's not usable at all, but from a 30+ roll she's a beast.

my dick

fucking great car man

Guess Im not really aloud to post this considering I no longer own it and the most I got out of it was about 385rwhp. I miss this truck

Thanks man

last few summers combined with 70+ inches of rain have really fucked it up.
i dont think the owner is really interested in upgrading it though. it will probably just rot into the ground eventually.

Toolman?

arguhgg?

No, but I'm guessing ShoForum?

my bike is probably faster than your car and doesn't even make 200hp

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