/utg/- Undertale General

>implying gun edition had to be piss spider

>Gun edition
I see Americans are waking up.

I want Muffet to shoot at me multiple times.

>bestgirl was ruined by fetish memes
this is too common

>implying
I'm a gun loving europoor.

>Americans are waking up.
Oh, boy. Another day, filled with shitposts. Really though, it's just that one botfag.

>muffet
>best girl

>best girl

your taste is piss too

There's a lot of great tracks and the guy who made them used to come here to post them. He was pretty cool. Here's some of my favorite tracks.
Like Snowflakes
STMPWYFS
Oase de Dans
Wrath and Cowardice
Above the Magma

>it's just that one botfag.
There's two of us actually.

Yeah.
Nice.
Nascency, Run Of Show, and Wrath and Cowardice are tied for me.

Where's the second one?

I thought you meant botfags in general.
I think there's only one American botfag since I'm a dirty continental european..

best ship

What is Bad Memory supposed to look like and why it fully heals you if you're close to dying? It's obvious why it hurts you, but why would it heal?

>I think there's only one American botfag
That's a fucking load.

Only one on right now

it's a piece of gaster pranking you from the beyond.

oops
please do with your yaoi hands till i die

IAI gtha'ti ena ?aiwta yhse nf uhnen yd!oes that!

I WANT TO FUCK THE GOAT

>yaoi hands

what did i do to deserve this burn

I WANT TO FUCK THE ghost

DO NOT FUCK THE KID

Man... Asgore is getting cucked even by Asriel.

you don't fuck the gote. the gote fuck you.

Make that two, babe

Can't blame you for that.

That word has no meaning now, does it?

We Oedipus now?

I am uncomfortable with those scissors being so close to his bleeding cavities.

>Now

Ouch

>cuck
>pussy
>he doesn't fight back when he gets shat on
Does he like in the pooper too?

They caused it, user.

He's a robot and he likes it, it's okay

Stop making me like light robot guro.

last for today good night. I feel like my tablets dying
dont worry frick , yaoi hands are pretty

If that's all it takes for you to like it then you were already gone. He could like it all he wants but it'll still disgust me.

Confession time, /utg/

Kek. Thanks Cry!

Hope you sort that tablet thing out.

I can't decide whether I like it or not.
I like BDSM Mettaton smut where he loses his arms.

No.

Sorry.

I want to play all these dozens of cool videogames that I've bought but instead I spend all day sitting here and updating the thread while listening to music or watching videos. It doesn't make sense. I'm denying myself the thing I know I'd enjoy.

I try and fix /qa/ even though it's damn near impossible.
It's like going at a room covered in shit with an old mop and a bucket of murky water

These threads aren't really fun anymore and I often feel like shit after spending time here. The only reason I still come here is because some people like me and to request new art. I'm really tempted to fake a meltdown so people will meme on me harder and I'll be less tempted to return

I debated buying The Sims just so I can make a human-version of my fav and myself and act out my domestic fantasies.

nice

Hi Alphys

i wasnt able to sleep and spent that time writing and shitposting on utg instead.

I have entire folder dedicated to one sans being fucked
And I don't even masturbate to any of those pics

That's a strange kink, user. But certainly not the worst one out there.

You really should go play those games, we'll all be here when you come back. Go enjoy yourself.

You do good work, user. You do good work.

Maybe you should find something more enjoyable to do. Unless you're a masochist.

You two need to wosh yourselves.

Bad, user. Bad.

i have lewds of all the main characters but i've never fapped to any of them. i don't know why i saved them.

You can't beat me though
I've never masturbated despite being incredibly perverted

How come?

for the past couple of months I've only really spent time with two people, one who annoys the crap outta me and one who treats me like garbage half the time. I don't dislike them as people, but I've been praying for a chance to get back in touch with someone else, even if they're more deeply flawed than my two best friends. This is compounded with my constant fear that nobody can actually tell how much I appreciate them, since my friends and family treat me insensitively and all of my exes have taken advantage of me one way or another. I need someone I can trust and I've burnt so many bridges without even trying.
Also one of the botfags here is having their birthday today, post clangs for them.

Best of luck to you user.
Also here's a bot hug.

Who elses fave scene is when they are kids at school and Sans grabs Alphys's snout and starts twisting and Alphys cries and screams but Sans continues to twist and Papyrus says no bro don't and Sans continues until Alphys has a broken snout and Sans says you deserve it you fucking faggot and then afterwards he blames Papyrus and Papyrus is too afraid to say otherwise

As much as I love the idea of adoptive dad Grillby, I haven't actually read the fanfic where the concept makes its debut.

I liked the part where drunk Gaster throws a beer bottle at sans' eye which is why it glows now.

same here bro!

I simply have absolutely no desire to do this, I've tried masturbating a few times, but stroking never feel nice at all, so I just had to deal with the fact that I'll never have an orgasm unless I bang somebody

So I just replayed the game and did a pacifist run, but instead of sparing them through ACTs, I beat them all until they had low health. Did I do a bad?

Yes, you're a git.

Can you still get true pacifist this way?

Your friends sound like complete assholes. Best of luck to you, man.

good job.

As long as you don't accidentally kill anything, yes.

>Pacifist - Noun - a person who believes that war and violence are unjustifiable.
Why is that route called true pacifist if you're allowed to punch things

Martial Pacifism?

Because Toby is a shitty writer.

>asgore and omega flowey
It's worse user. Not only are you allowed to punch things, but you HAVE to do so, twice

Well, game wise you didn't do bad, but i still think you're kind of a doucheman

Has Toby actually called it so or it's just fandom's term?

Not if you go in the lab of dicks and discover that Alphys is literally hitler

But user you have to fight Asgore and Photoshop before that happens

But then you load your save file before you fought them so it's as thought it never happened.

there's a spider in my kitchen. what should i do?

Which can happen only after you beat those two to death. You can't enter True Lab before completing Neutral Route at least once.

Yeah, but then you go back in time with Determination magic, so that doesn't actually happen

>Hideous 3D Model Asriel Giant Porn videos

Why do furries have no standards?

catch it in a cup
place napkin over the top when you remove the cup from the surface
bring spider outside
release spider onto the ground
buy her donuts if she's selling them

But at least 4-5 characters remember it, so, it still isn't 100% fine.

What? Who remembers it besides flowey?

ok. i'll try to do that i don't like kililng them but i want them to not be near me so it's still scary when i try to capture them.
will the spider have change for my bills?

presumably sans and chara

I think she only accepts G

When does Sans show shines that he knew you killed asgore and fought Omega? And Chara is fucking dead, what are you on about?

What about dollargolds ($G)?

I'm not the original user who said 4-5 will remember by the way
Anyway, neither of them show signs in TP, but Genocide clearly shows both of them know about timeloops and your control on them.
Also how do we know Chara is nonexistent in TP?

>implying G doesn't stand for Gil

>And Chara is fucking dead
wew lad

Well yeah Genocide route clearly, but I thought we were talking about TP only and how you had to fight asgore and flowey to get it
.
>Also how do we know Chara is nonexistent in TP?
There's absolutely no mention of them still being alive or coming back. There's no spooky ghost sprite of them or anything else.

>inb4 someone posts the Chara narrator theory post