You're asleep in your bedroom when the lights are flipped on and you're woken up to this at the foot of your bed. What do?
Wyatt Wright
Have you accepted Reinhardt into your heart today?
Carson Robinson
>Blizzard realizes people are fucking pissed about their shitty ARG and hype is going down fast >Decide to just keep the site updating incrementally until whatever internal date they have >For the next few months people will freak out about 0.0001% updates
Justin Reyes
>5.4713%
Samuel Adams
The % moves every 5 minutes and always it's either 0.0038 OR 0.0076%
if I didn't miss any of the % then it has moved like this
38 76 76 38 76
if it's 5.4713% now the next one is either 5,4751% OR 5,4789%
Lincoln Foster
Mako: Loving father and husband, willing to fight for what he believes in, loyal, kindhearted Jamison: Fawkes
Juan Flores
>ana, mercy, and s76 are all firing smaller lucios
Bentley Nelson
NERF NERF NERF it went down
Ethan Adams
>5.4713% !
Grayson Morgan
>only two robots
This game is fucking racist
Brandon Rodriguez
Kick her out and lock the door. Damn gamer gurls
Dominic James
Looks like things are heating up a bit... I'm gonna have to stay under the radar while this finishes.
Joshua Moore
fucc
Noah Barnes
wake up again
Ryder Garcia
>5.4789%
Aaron Murphy
Punch her in the face really fucking hard.
Christopher Wood
nobody? aight then thought we were discussing the game. guess not.
Alexander Turner
Yo, I was making a thread at the same time you were. Use this when this thread is full:
I want to kiss Reinhardt before fucking his big beefy ass
Xavier Perez
Act like I think she's funny, then ask her what's up. Hopefully she wants to fuck, but it's probably something fucking boring like play video games at 3AM with me or something.
Nicholas Gutierrez
>There's a mini-lucio dancing around inside the Biotic Field
>The healing beam are actually atomized lucios dancing in the air
>The darts shot by Ana are filled with lucio's music
Jackson Moore
There's nothing to fucking discuss. Even when people have had actual clues and puzzles to work with they've been so obtuse that conversation has ground to a halt and Blizzard has had to go on the discord and feed them answers or skip them ahead to the next clue in this shitty ARG.
Carter Thomas
The source code on amomentincrime.com got changed, looks like Sombra is hiding from us Guess we just gotta wait for her release date
Charles Wood
Someone dmca this post thicc
Connor Martin
Called it
38 76 76 / 38 76 76
This seems to be the pattern
5.4789% now, in 5mins it should be 5,4827%
unless the pattern changes
Angel Reyes
Looks more like he's taking a piss to me
Joseph Martin
nerf this cock bitch
shes getting pregnant idgaf
Christopher Martin
why even play the game at all? just wait until she's released
Adam Martin
OH GEE WHAT A GREAT ARG BLIZZARD TRULY YOU MASTERS OF GAME DESIGN HAVE DONE IT AGAIN PLEASE SHIT ON MY FACE SOME MORE
Kayden Jenkins
>5.4789%
Ayden Nelson
...
Xavier Diaz
>Shaq watching NRG play
Kayden Gonzalez
Why would Blizzard refrain from revealing more about Sombra, only inciting disappointment and hatred from the community?
Henry Roberts
I think they're just fucked up teaser info schedule somehow , and now trying to slow things down as much as possible. Or maybe there was some critical last minute bug or some shit. That's why they're using these pathetic "I'm gonna have to stay under the radar while this finishes." lines. bullshit.
Josiah Perez
Soldier 38 confirmed?
Juan Cooper
>that face >those teeth It's time to stop.
Noah Garcia
WHAT IF WE NEED TO KEEP THE WEBSITE OPEN IN A TAB SO THAT SOMBRA HACKS FASTER?
>busting turrets and Torbs as QTmaker >an ally S76 puts down a biotic field for me
What a swell guy.
Michael Evans
Could be. Sometimes you catch something heug that needs to be taken care of right now.
Ryder Parker
>Super high class hacker character >Hacking skills culminate in the slowest upload process ever seen Talon confirmed for complete retards. Whenever Blizzard does something like this it means they're stalling for time because they haven't reached whatever internal goal they need before releasing actual information. They've just never been good at it.
Brody Martin
>ARG detective fags still haven't tried the password phrase that Sombra herself said was her literal key for the Tracer code
Either they've stopped caring or they're just stupid.
Owen Evans
mei sit on my face pls
Dominic Peterson
Is Junker D.Va the cutest D.Va? >Default D.Va is a bitchy gamer gurrrl with ugly long hair >All of her recolors are uglier than her default color scheme >B.Va and Junebug D.Va both have really ugly bodysuits >Scavenger D.Va is an inferior recolor of Junker D.Va
Luis Anderson
All of my WHOA
James Phillips
I thought they already cracked the Tracer trail code.
Caleb Hughes
even better
She's Alejandra
Eli Wright
>ugly long hair Your taste is fucking wrong.
Michael Garcia
Hm? New puzzle hints.
Wonder if any of the 12-16 year olds who are the core audience of the game, understand anything about this puzzle?
Samuel Martin
to the surprise of no one
Ryan Carter
the next should be 5,4903 and then 5,4979 unless they change it all up
Matthew Barnes
that doesn't even make sense from this clue, just stop
Ayden Cox
I just started playing, really love this guy. What's he called, i cant remember?
Justin Mitchell
No. They've been relying on their automatic password generator and ignoring anything else that could possibly be a password, like a phrase SOMBRA SAYS IS A KEY.
Joseph Brooks
really? blizzard is making horrible decisions almost every patch
i want a side by side comparison of junker d.va and default tracer at close and long ranges they look very similar
Owen Campbell
Sleep Tight Porker?
Jackson Edwards
highway boar
Jaxson Price
Avenue Swine
>I got a new OTP
Sebastian Cruz
time to rewatch it a couple times for clues
Luke Barnes
people complained about supports getting fucked since S1. They can't get enough points. If your team is winning you can heal enough, if you're healing a lot you're often losing. While DPS can get gold in three areas easily along with other stats like accuracy mattering. Hell when all the pro teams stacked up for their placements all the supports got like 10 levels lower even tho they were in the same games.
Alexander Brooks
>Inb4 Talon some way got their hands on S76 DNA >Tried to make a clone by mixing Reaper's and S76 DNA but they fucked up and got Sombra >Reaper treats her like his own child, and that's How she got the 'mexican' identity. >S76 finds out Sombra is his 'child' and that she is Reaper's 'child' too, thus making them the theoretically "Gay" characters
Matthew Howard
At this rate the count up is gonna hit 100% roughly by blizzcon. I swear to god if they extend this stupid arg/teasing about sombra for 2 more months.