/owg/ - Overwatch General Anonymous

>Blizzard realizes people are fucking pissed about their shitty ARG and hype is going down fast
>Decide to just keep the site updating incrementally until whatever internal date they have
>For the next few months people will freak out about 0.0001% updates

>5.4713%

The % moves every 5 minutes and always it's either 0.0038 OR 0.0076%

if I didn't miss any of the % then it has moved like this

38 76 76 38 76

if it's 5.4713% now the next one is either 5,4751% OR 5,4789%

Mako: Loving father and husband, willing to fight for what he believes in, loyal, kindhearted
Jamison: Fawkes

>ana, mercy, and s76 are all firing smaller lucios

NERF NERF NERF
it went down

>5.4713%
!

>only two robots

This game is fucking racist

Kick her out and lock the door. Damn gamer gurls

Looks like things are heating up a bit... I'm gonna have to stay under the radar while this finishes.

fucc

wake up again

>5.4789%

Punch her in the face really fucking hard.

nobody? aight then
thought we were discussing the game. guess not.

Yo, I was making a thread at the same time you were. Use this when this thread is full:

youtube.com/watch?v=6EogjXitgw0

>tfw at 6%
git gud

>Reaper hacking

I want to kiss Reinhardt before fucking his big beefy ass

Act like I think she's funny, then ask her what's up. Hopefully she wants to fuck, but it's probably something fucking boring like play video games at 3AM with me or something.

>There's a mini-lucio dancing around inside the Biotic Field

>The healing beam are actually atomized lucios dancing in the air

>The darts shot by Ana are filled with lucio's music

There's nothing to fucking discuss. Even when people have had actual clues and puzzles to work with they've been so obtuse that conversation has ground to a halt and Blizzard has had to go on the discord and feed them answers or skip them ahead to the next clue in this shitty ARG.

The source code on amomentincrime.com got changed, looks like Sombra is hiding from us
Guess we just gotta wait for her release date

Someone dmca this post
thicc

Called it

38 76 76 / 38 76 76

This seems to be the pattern

5.4789% now, in 5mins it should be 5,4827%

unless the pattern changes

Looks more like he's taking a piss to me

nerf this cock bitch

shes getting pregnant idgaf

why even play the game at all? just wait until she's released

OH GEE WHAT A GREAT ARG BLIZZARD TRULY YOU MASTERS OF GAME DESIGN HAVE DONE IT AGAIN PLEASE SHIT ON MY FACE SOME MORE

>5.4789%

...

>Shaq watching NRG play

Why would Blizzard refrain from revealing more about Sombra, only inciting disappointment and hatred from the community?

I think they're just fucked up teaser info schedule somehow , and now trying to slow things down as much as possible. Or maybe there was some critical last minute bug or some shit. That's why they're using these pathetic "I'm gonna have to stay under the radar while this finishes." lines. bullshit.

Soldier 38 confirmed?

>that face
>those teeth
It's time to stop.

WHAT IF WE NEED TO KEEP THE WEBSITE OPEN IN A TAB SO THAT SOMBRA HACKS FASTER?

you fucking called it wtf

>5.4827%

What does it mean

>5.4827%

Post healslut

oh shit guys
kaplan acknowledges the low placement of support mains in comp gud news support friends
us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20748606456?page=16#post-308

who the fuck is that?!?

38 is half of 76
sombra is 76s daughter CONFIRMED

>busting turrets and Torbs as QTmaker
>an ally S76 puts down a biotic field for me

What a swell guy.

Could be. Sometimes you catch something heug that needs to be taken care of right now.

>Super high class hacker character
>Hacking skills culminate in the slowest upload process ever seen
Talon confirmed for complete retards.
Whenever Blizzard does something like this it means they're stalling for time because they haven't reached whatever internal goal they need before releasing actual information. They've just never been good at it.

>ARG detective fags still haven't tried the password phrase that Sombra herself said was her literal key for the Tracer code

Either they've stopped caring or they're just stupid.

mei sit on my face pls

Is Junker D.Va the cutest D.Va?
>Default D.Va is a bitchy gamer gurrrl with ugly long hair
>All of her recolors are uglier than her default color scheme
>B.Va and Junebug D.Va both have really ugly bodysuits
>Scavenger D.Va is an inferior recolor of Junker D.Va

All of my WHOA

I thought they already cracked the Tracer trail code.

even better

She's Alejandra

>ugly long hair
Your taste is fucking wrong.

Hm? New puzzle hints.

Wonder if any of the 12-16 year olds who are the core audience of the game, understand anything about this puzzle?

to the surprise of no one

the next should be 5,4903 and then 5,4979 unless they change it all up

that doesn't even make sense from this clue, just stop

I just started playing, really love this guy. What's he called, i cant remember?

No. They've been relying on their automatic password generator and ignoring anything else that could possibly be a password, like a phrase SOMBRA SAYS IS A KEY.

really?
blizzard is making horrible decisions almost every patch

Votekick when?

@ me next time

you were right, so the real clue is just 38 76 76

>5.4903%

At this rate how long until 100%?

76's short is him saving her

it's gotta be something

Trashmouse a cute!

Go nuts boyo
axxim.net/ow/gol-guesser/

Pavement Pig

NEW PATCH WHEN

Great loot box blizzard

Really makes me want to play more :DDD

i want a side by side comparison of junker d.va and default tracer at close and long ranges
they look very similar

Sleep Tight Porker?

highway boar

Avenue Swine

>I got a new OTP

time to rewatch it a couple times for clues

people complained about supports getting fucked since S1. They can't get enough points. If your team is winning you can heal enough, if you're healing a lot you're often losing. While DPS can get gold in three areas easily along with other stats like accuracy mattering.
Hell when all the pro teams stacked up for their placements all the supports got like 10 levels lower even tho they were in the same games.

>Inb4 Talon some way got their hands on S76 DNA
>Tried to make a clone by mixing Reaper's and S76 DNA but they fucked up and got Sombra
>Reaper treats her like his own child, and that's How she got the 'mexican' identity.
>S76 finds out Sombra is his 'child' and that she is Reaper's 'child' too, thus making them the theoretically "Gay" characters

At this rate the count up is gonna hit 100% roughly by blizzcon. I swear to god if they extend this stupid arg/teasing about sombra for 2 more months.

Avenue Swine?

youtube.com/watch?v=kumadtlMM54

Post a hero you want.

I want a sexy girl detective thats chasing Junkrat and Roadhog

Watch it shoot up suddenly

maybe it means she's 38 and born on 7.6

This skin kinda reminds me of Rey from The Force Awakens. And I'm kinda biased because it was my first ever legendary.

I want to fuck Pharah until she's dripping with sweat, and other bodily fluids.

How long has this ARG been going on for?

Fuck, how long was Portal 2's ARG?

>ugly long hair
>ugly default color scheme

Watch someone shoot up Blizzcon suddenly.