/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

Private eyes
They're watching you

I PUT UR BOY ON ROCK ROCK

Why do people pay hundreds of dollars for pixels?

why do broke bitches complain about what other people buy

Beats spending money on other games.

hey shoxie :3

please play with me
i dont want to solo queue any more

moched

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no yous till brooklyn

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find /csgog/ cuties to queue with here

discord.gg/E77S9

solo ranked mode when

Is there any way to beat this strat?

Is it possible to opt in prime matchmaking with a regular phone? I forgot

>caring about your rank
>caring about video games

hurr I'm Adren a fucking mouthbreathing jewish fish hurr

what to do when youre feelling that your skills are regressing? I reached LEM, now im almost dropping to MGE

Pick up the guitar, or piano. Maybe try building a shed. Or redo that fence for as cheap as possible but make it look like its expensive.

kill them

yup. But im slowly getting better again

>tfw i fell for the esea meme

the bomb is already planted

can cheaters please stop cheating

can you only defuse this by getting on the box or can you do it from the ground?

no

no

Damn, watching this polack doing his challenge makes me sad. Apparently, MGE is utter shit. Dude's owns my rank like they are bots or something

The worst part is I don't understand how does he do it

I'm trying to practice pistols with bots and people say that you type "mp_free_armor 0" to disable helmets, but they still have them. How do I disable helmets?

>he uses 4:3

so do i and Olof, it's greata.

>he uses 16:9

i got the tips to have you fraggin like a pro!

>not using 800x600
>being a low sense c*ck
neck yourself

>opposing team has hackers
what can i do to avoid this?

Ask them politely to turn their hacks off.

politely turn on your hacks

>do overwatch
>it's always dust 2

If I stop playing dust 2 will I run into less cheaters?

>>do overwatch
kek

you have to jump on top of the box(fucked up a little placing it though, should be right in the middle)

that's why I'm asking how to beat the strat

Rabbit..

>finally go outside
>everyone laughs at me for wearing shorts

why not

can i use 4:3 if im on a small ass laptop screen

nevermind i already do

>practice pistols
nigger the only thing you have to do is adadadadaddadad and get a lucky hs

This. Fucking aiming.

>stand still, aim perfectly at their a guys head in the distance tapping to control the cone of fire
>literally only 1 in 5 hits

>cs go
>skill

Just adadad and pray to the RNG jesus.

>dazed finally 60 fps
Thank fuck

animemers anonymous

No matter what people tell you, Overwatch is even more strategic than CS:GO - and the community is far less toxic (you have to really focus on what you are doing, and listen to your shotcaller - and there is no more than 10 seconds of death spectating.

CS has a special place in my heart, but Overwatch for all its shortcomings is just the better game.

is it just me or did this games community get significantly worse this year? especially in the lower ranks.

haha are you the guy that i teamkilled and caused to get a 7 day???

Yuru Yuri

same anime my daughteru is from

no, I don't think so

doesn't change the mechanics of the game. kill them

>tfw havent even touched csgo since i got overwatch

ya me neither :-P

yeah, that's the main reason I never play dust 2

my friend who's actually accomplished at this game told me the sightlines make it easier to disguise cheating

dust 2 and cache are prob the two main maps that hackers play in from all the overwatch demos i investigate

anime nuke bhop

Coincidentally those are the 2 main maps the majority of the community plays

Isn't it d2/mirage?

Newbie here, I played a couple calibration competitive matches but now its saying I got a cooldown (placed 1st 4/4 times, lost once)
Does that mean I'm not a silver?

You can only play 2 games a day i think

Only 2 wow
Back to dota I guess

after 10 matches you can play as many as you want. youll still prob end up in silver

Why do I drop 30 frags per game and still lose
nova 4 here, guess I'm just a shitter 4 lyfe. I feel like it's because only 50% of my kills are headshots

Probably not anymore

*uncorks cock*

reminder

>play csgo
>3-0 t side d2
>windows update time
>restart pc
>nearly 20 minutes later
>start csgo
>option to rejoin or abandon still there(???)
>rejoin
>It's 7-9, ct side
>win game 16-11
>30 min cooldown for not rejoining last game

GOTARDS???

>be bad
>dm and watch anime daily
>stay bad
um gotards?

you missed the cheat part

>be supreme
>still pretty shit at the game and inconsistent as fuck

I honestly want off this ride, i just want to sit down and be able to fucking play properly and have some semblance of consistency.

who did he kill

Being afk for >5 min = abandon
Dota 2 rules senpai

adren. this was during the OT when elige went nutty and triggered fnatic

pimple

Does anyone have a map that they just can't play no matter how much they've practiced?

I've played 70% of my games on Mirage and I just can't frag or do anything on that map both my aim and game sense go to shit. But when I play cache I usually 30 frag

>good at easy maps
>bad at maps that require teamwork/communication

get friends you loser

My IRL friends wont play with me untill I hit LEM. DMG currently.

>get into CS match
>see cheater on enemy team on ((PRIME)) matchmaking
>find his vac and game banned banned accounts and link them to his team
>they don't kick him
>hes poorly cheating, literally just running m4 single taps, kek tier shit and barely even makes 1kdr
>round 7
>get DC'd from game
>get a VAC error
>mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=fj8sXaQuF5o

Guys im looking for a review that a guy did. He kept using the word retarded and called it the most retarded thing he's ever played.

I forgot how bad na cs matchmaking was. I'm going back to eu and play with Russians

found it

youtube.com/watch?v=fLQ22SUHC4s

>adult male
>wears shorts in public
>believes in the moon landing
>believes the earth is a sphere
>uses any resolution other than native

>usually get stable 120fps
>new skins and pistol sounds
>now average 90
How is it possible for a dev to be this incompetent? How do a few new sounds and textures take away 30fps?

friendly reminder of the fact that valve hates this game

friendly reminder valve puts equal effort to csgo and dota except csgo players are entitled

friendly reminder that the post above mine is literally wrong

friendly reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=tNTjNkD7ifU

which is the best na team?