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Nonna is my Mom edition

Mommy's Lullaby
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>where do i find platoons
try Veeky Forums chat if youre that desperate for tanking buddies

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Why doesn't mommy like chocolate people?

Cause she has fine standards.
She is a fine woman.
She is my mommy.

>Mfw thread.

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Best thread.

Is the Renault G1 worth it for anything?

>tfw spent all my GBP on tendies and couldn't afford cummies

>mommy comes home from a hard day of tanking
>she's so sweaty and exhausted
>she pulls off her boots and I rub her sweaty, aromatic feet while she sighs with pleasure
>"you've earned yourself some GBPs, sweetie", she whispers softly and sweetly
>"do you want to spend them on tendies or cummies?"
>"cummies! cummies!" I scream with childish glee
>"that's my sweet little boy, but you'll have to drink some milk after we're done so you can grow up and be a big strong Soviet man!"
>she slips her hand into your onesies
>"You make me so proud, you're growing into such a...big boy!"
Being Nonna's son is the best!

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I heard it has a great derp but other than that I don't know jackshit because they are so rare.

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>Mom will never put you down for your daily nap.

anyone have one of these

I do.

It's shit.

>50% crew on a tier 10
>50% crew on a premium
Why

Who pay2notgrind here?

I would only do it if a grind was actually difficult, I definitely would never do it for the M103 except for modules as the grind to the thing is easy as fuck all things considered.

yee senpai yee

Why are suddenly so many pedophiles playing this?

Mommy is not underaged.

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Just because I want to fuck children doesn't make me a pedo you nerd.

I know, but it's fucking beautiful

can we let both of the threads die and never make a new one

what did she mean by this?

No.

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I dunno, can you die so your mother and I can make a new child?

>reading about surrendur tanks
>AMC 35 light tank isn't in the game
>basically a standard fast light tank, something that would make a perfect stat padding low tier for the french tree
>one AMC was converted into a 75mm TD
>pic related
This could be the next derp Hetzer, fuck. But of course the AMX-38 and 40 deserved to be in the game instead.

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>coated optics
I love this meme

>Me and mommy.

I can't pen this tank

user, some help?

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mediafire.com/download/13m4jesrttpf7g1/西隊長ボイスver.1.02.zip

Anyone tried this Baka-taichou voicepack before?

keep trying, i will watch you r ass and give tips

>This thread

>teammate requests fire on amx 12 t
>turn corner and engage
>teammate is right next to me at the time
>start getting shot
>AMX is circling me now
>why isn't teammate shooting
>they turned around and started driving around a building
>get set on fire
>die
>teammate attempts to shoot amx in ass and misses
>they get away
Ok.

user PLEASE help me

mediafire.com/download/ru3dhythvr43je3/[email protected]
This is a combined Katyusha+Nonna voice mod

But mommy says I have to stay in bed until my tum tum gets better.

GUP was a mistake.

I am afraid that shit is a virus.

Should I buy the IS-2 right now?
30 buckarinos including 2750 gold, bia bonus crew and garage slut

It is a pretty damn good deal.

Why does the 36.01H even exist?
>Weak flat armour that most T4s can pen unless you angle
>If you angle T5s can still go through you easily, and your turret is still shit regardless
>Slow as fuck. Only faster than the Church 7
>Xbox hueg. might as well have negative camo rating for how easily it gets spotted
>Shit gun choice. 88 that struggles to pen equal tier heavies and can only contest the sides on higher tier vehicles.
>Or a 75 that doesn't aim or handle much better with almost half the alpha.
Worst tank tbqh.

>B-b-but is used to be oooopppppp.
>German tanks
>Just flank
>Play it like the Chaffee

The short 88 is ok since the buff.
The turret also bounces quite a few things.

The engine power is the real issue. It's a support heavy but kinda too slow to do that properly. Use your reserbes and get this one over with quickly, it gets better afterwards.

It was good when it didn't have an HT MM weight

Literally an XP sponge that gets put in T8 EVERY FUCKING GAME

Only tank I've played where it feels like an achievment to do my own HP in damage.

your mom was a mistake.

one the one hand, i want to buy an IS2

on the other hand, im a poor uni student who doesnt need to waste more money on wot

>tfw you have to act responsible because you dont really have income

i know that feel. I bought a t8 premium last month and feel like i've spent my whole life savings.

>not playing the superior chink is2

>>Weak flat armour that most T4s can pen unless you angle
Its just getting you prepared for the Tiger I

The difference being the Tiger 1 is more mobile, and has a great gun that lets it play as a DPM support monster.

The 36.01 just doesn't do anything well.
>KV-85 in the same tier
Faster, MUCH better gun, armour is just as effective if not more so if you side scrape because slav tracks and its got better camo.

>Tier 9
>VK B
>roll up to a corner
>Wz 111 1-4 just spams heat from the start until I die.
What the fuck is the point?

>Manage to miracle bounce 2 normal shots by last second wiggles
>Gold spammed to death

So im doing missions and the only ones giving me trouble are the LT missions. What are some good LT or strategies to do them? Im using the 56-16 right now. Im stuck on the first platoon mission.

gold defeats the point of any tank having armour it really is stupid.

Easily doable in a high enough tier light in either prok or malinovka

So i should just wait until i have 6th sense on the commander to actually attempt it?

I did most LT missions in the T71 and some in the 13 90. T71 is the comfiest light tank though.

I don't have any T7 mediums, are they as bad as they look? Barely any of them have over 150 penetration, and the ones that do have shit DPM.

The VK30.02D is fun to drive, struggles a with pen, but you can make it work.

Tier 7 medium is suboptimal regardless of which line you go for though.

>T71
>Not the wiggy ziggy-131

SS is pretty huge for an LT.
Should always be 1st skill. If you are an F2P'r I would even say train it from the start instead of camo so you get it sooner.

But it isn't mandatory to complete the missions. Just always assume that you got spotted, unless you are at long range and have a bush for cover.
And don't try to contest common scouting locations without it. Far more likely to get spotted by an enemy light without noticing if you do.

at least its not the chiri

>>>Not the wiggy ziggy-131
Powercreeped piece of shit

They are all bad for various reasons, stuck in a tier where the heavy tanks & TDs start to get nasty.

The 34-1 & A44 get acceptable guns for the tier, but the 34-1 is a pretty shit platform, and the 44 has abysmal gun handling.
The rest just suffer from poor pen & alpha for the tier.

And then theres the Chi-Ri.
The less said about it the better.

if only every game were like this

>random match
>afk artillery and E25
>Tiger I acting retarded and pretending to be a TD
>me and 1 (one) other medium tank defend flank alone
>predictably get rushed by 6 mediums
>lose

>Tiger I acting retarded and pretending to be a TD
how new are you not to know that the tiger is a """"""snipe"""""" tank

"""snipe"""

I see it all and I think it's fucking retarded.

you and me, brother

>go get tendies after work this morning
>4 piece basket
>get 5
MOMMY'S WATCHING OVER ME! I'LL RUB YOUR FEET AS LONG AS YOU WANT, MOMMY!

>>Tiger I acting retarded and pretending to be a TD
Literally nothing wrong unless its the late game.

>Playing a Tiger 1 like an actual heavy tank
ebin

>Literally nothing wrong unless its the late game.

>sitting and camping on the othermost end of the map with cover in the way for where the action is happening
>do 0 damage

Is this good play to you?

>ebin

There's plenty to do in even weakly armoured tanks without sitting on the entirely opposite end of the map you faggot.

Worst meme.

It's here, get used to it

T-34-1 is a great sniper with those bitching camo values, also strong turret so you can somewhat brawl but no vert stab so it gets shit gun handling

How was Your day, /wotg?
>Wake up early
>Make delicious capuccino
>Soulmate left to relatives, I am all alone
>No working day, too
>Do daily chores
>Shitpost on /vg
>Check thread and spot animu cancer
>Disassembly the PC and dust mb off
>Leave for nearly tank exhibition
>Take pictures of some mutilated Pz V
>On my way home shop in preparations for the wonderful, sunny weekend
I do not feel to play tanks today.

it's time for /wotg/ to die

>wake up very early
>fail my uni exam
>go to work
>a crazy customer ruins my day as soon as I get there
>make coffee
>spill coffee
>eventually struggle through work
>come home
>let's play some tanks
>constant lag spikes and disconnections

pretty average day.

Why?
>animu cancer
>blogposting

>lemmings team
>all of them die

I had 15 wins in a row earlier, now it's slowly approaching 15 losses in a row

Thats not playing like a TD.
Thats just a retarded red.

And most paper tanks have more mobility & camo than a Tiger.

do you also call mediums faggots if they don't spot for your """"snipe"""" tiger?

Of course.
Everyone is shit at this game but me.
They all need to uninstall go play barbie noob.

reds trying to tell me that my kv-2 AP is wrong and I'm bad

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

because reasons

Pretty standard for Spergshings and 6's.

>>Not the wiggy ziggy-131

I only have the 59-16 on that line. I like the very flexible autoloader on the t71, the mobility and versatility as well as the profile of the tank.

bremium tanks , bremium rounds. looks breddy good to me.

>owww noes a tank that would penetrate me with regular rounds anyway shot a premium shell
>bwaaaaaaaaaaaaa
you people are the worst

>grind through chink medium line first
>have pretty much every gun and every engine unlocked on both heavy and light tank lines now
why does everyone cry about chink module grind, its not that bad except for the EVERYTHING NEEDS TRACKS FIRST meme