Mass Effect General - /meg/

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Bump.

the new desu ex kinda sucks

whoa it died again...well its better than seeing one kaidan pic every 40 minutes:P

Low bar, but true.

Not mass effect

Sadly not

>died again

Goddamnit.

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Again

Such a ded general. This is almost /dag/ levels of ded

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top pic

I imagine Tali looks like ventress under the suit.

Is /dag/ gunning for The Witcher general? I was scrolling through /vag/ and saw they're now /wrpg/ as well.

They died 6 times in a row. They first tried to justify their existence by being Mass Effect and Dragon Age general, then they went for Bioware General, and now they're just going for Western RPG general

Shit, not even we've done that yet (I think?).

never did, never will

Interstellar navy reporting in

You sure?

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Maybe this porn will keep this shit alive

fucking summer man, it's just too damn hot

that fucking mouth animations during talking, just kill me already

>The exoplanet Proxima Centauri b is discovered in the habitable zone around Proxima Centauri, the closest star to the Sun.

dat jack model tho

Just don't start yelling about how we discovered actual habitable planet around it WG

what? why would I do that?

>living in a meme hemisphere

nice, extra points for not being some futa shit

I really thought about moving to New Zealand

Sins ME Mod?

You just know OCD has been marathon masturbating on this thing since release

he probably comissioned it and invested a heavy load of money

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what's a nu-prothean ?

A prothean with problem glasses and a hipster beard complaining about human privilege

the upcoming really-not-prothean-at-all race that left relics in the andromeda galaxy for the player to discover, raid and gather

Stellaris, and not one but couple of them.

This.

Proxima Centauri b is close enough to its star that it might be tidally locked. If the planet's orbital eccentricity is 0, this could result in synchronous rotation, with one blazing hot side permanently facing towards the star, while the opposite side is permanently dark and freezing cold.

>one blazing hot side permanently facing towards the star, while the opposite side is permanently dark and freezing cold.

Would you live on such planet, /meg/ ?

I doubt you'd be able to. But in the case that you don't just burn to a crisp then sure, with a proper airco-system and infrastructure

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it is theorized that you can live at the terminator in perpetual twilight

>perpetual twilight

that would be depressing

What happened to Liara's lower body? It's supposed to just merge with the white space, but it's not totally correvt on the right side of her body.

it's not that much different to living in Finland I guess

Like he said; depressing.

I can't imagine how a local flora and fauna would even exist in such conditions

whatcha doing?

That's the thing you're taking issue with in those drawings? The fact that her lower body isn't finished?
Be glad that there's at least one part of her that wasn't drawn as being horribly disfigured.

Playing pokemon

Eating a bit, then I'm going to play some more ToR.
What about you?

sweating my ass off, thinking about taking another shower, reading stuff about Alpha and Proxima Centauri on the net

>play some more ToR
Tortanic? Really?

Also anyone played the new Master of Orion? Is it any good?

>Tortanic? Really?

I think it's fun.

>Also anyone played the new Master of Orion?

I haven't, sorry.

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nope, haven't played it yet. looks all right though from what I've seen, but I'm waiting for a proper sale.

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In other words we will not get anything on the surface of that new planet in our lifetime

maybe if we suddenly discover a ways of travelling faster than light. I'd I'd settle for a stargate, left by some extinct/ascended race.

Any day now, I'm sure

it's our destiny.

>not realising we are basically a space zoo for the aliens entertainment
>not realising we will never leave our empire of dirt

one can dream

At this rate we aren't going to make it to the space waifu age

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We added /wrpg/ to attract new posters, we lost a bunch during a shitposting spree/banwave. Also because people were posting about KOTOR 2 and VTM in /dag/
Trust me, most /dag/nas don't want to merge with MEG

you niggers need to learn how to shitpost

It's pretty tragic that I can't even be sure anymore whether this is satire or serious. But after looking her up I see she also tweets at Trump to tell him he's a fucking cunt, so she was probably being serious there.

I hope with all my heart that Trump will become president just to see leftists and all the bunch go mad with rage and see their world burn

He doesn't have a chance though, but it would be really amusing.

I wish we had zoos that are as entertaining as Earth must be for aliens

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liara is not for lewd

Mate, that's pretty much the whole purpose of her existence.

maybe for depraved individuals such as yourself

To pretty much the whole galaxy, just like the whole Asari species

liara is like the exact opposite of asari stereotypes though
it's nice when a waifu shitpost turns into something resembling lore discussion

looked seriously bad, but redeemed itself for having both tali and kelly photos on the table

wew, we gonna die again?

staying around

have a webm

>liara is like the exact opposite of asari stereotypes though
She's just playing pretend, secretly she's lusting for all kinds of lewd things. You just don't see it in the game.

no

i will break your fucking nose kid
take the goddamn webm right now

>i will break your fucking nose kid
we all know you're just sitting there, doing nothing, while I still keep my gif instead of your webm for no logical reason at all.

i'm sitting outside of your house right now waiting for the perfect moment to strike
i might even break in and eat your cereal

guys please stop, take some y'all need lewds

Are we dead yet?

Does Samara have the best tits?

I kinda want her to step on me now.

Very nearly.

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>tfw the new one will probably be free roam, losing the in-depth story and characters

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1. I don't go outside
2. I don't eat cereal
what now, tough guy?

>tfw seriously read "free foam" first