I sent out a lot of sales position resumes to everywhere

I sent out a lot of sales position resumes to everywhere.
I got a response from Mercedes Benz dealership.
It says that it's an asset to have their product (Mercedes Benz) knowledge.

I know nothing about cars nor do I much about Benz.

Pour me as much as car and Benz information as possible.

It's German.

It's shit.

Mercedes and Benz use to be their own company but now they are one and basically like invented everything and if you drive one girls will basically give you sex 100% of the time.

They provided transportation for Hitler.

>and if you drive one girls will basically give you sex 100% of the time

[citation needed]

>sends out resumes for sales positions (cuck as fuck btw) mechs get the bitches.
>knows nothing about cars
Back to McDonald's with you

Make sure to say something very disparaging about BMW at every opportunity during an interview. That don't just hate BMW, they despise them irrationally to the point of people going to jail for hiring hitmen against each other. The hatred is mutual.

Women are women.

you know nothing about cars?
your father must be proud