/owg/ Overwatch General

Fareeha Amari's slim body.

>your team's Blackwatch Reyes Reaper with golden guns standing on the rooftop next to the payload's route

Sometimes you know it's gon b gud

Is there a worse feeling than getting 4 golds? it just mean your team is worthless.

My mouth is watering for a taste of Hana Song's tummy

Perfect picture if you remove the Mei

I can't wait until the next season when Blizzard gets rid of babby's first fps players matched with 4x prestige players like this. Fuck.

What are the odds of Reyes missing an eye under his mask?

Best

world first bastion golden gun

She's my favorite hero. How do I become less shit?

Getting 5 golds, obviously

Depends on what you got it for.

Getting it for 3420 damage, 6 eliminations, 2 obj kills, 00:14 obj time means it was only you who tried doing anything against the inevitable defeat.

Getting it for 16700 damage, 36 eliminations, 24 obj kills and 3:20 obj time is kinda good. (good players easily overdo these numbers)

>Playing Bastion on defense

>when someone doesn't want to embrace tranquility

use a sensitivity between 20-45cm for a 360
enjoy killing shit

Aiming and recalling better are the most important changes there.

I laughed.

>16700 damage

yeah maybe if theyve played nothing but one damage dealer ignoring the team like a cuck all game

>rdo these numbers)
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> Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)08:44:01 No.153057784 ▶
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>>Playing Bastion on defense
ur cute

"rape" is just a word I used for "I didn't have a say on it"

I would be willing 24/7 to get rode by young Ana and fertilize her eggs

Just me or has the progress stopped on 6.9026?
>Sat Aug 27 15:50:00 CEST 2016 6.8799%
>Sat Aug 27 15:55:01 CEST 2016 6.8874%
>Sat Aug 27 16:00:01 CEST 2016 6.8912%
>Sat Aug 27 16:05:01 CEST 2016 6.8988%
>Sat Aug 27 16:07:01 CEST 2016 6.9026%

Whose intro is that?

>>rdo these numbers)
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>> Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)08:44:01 No.153057784 ▶
>rdo these numbers)
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> Anonymous 08/27/16(Sat)08:44:01 No.153057784 ▶

Pharah's

hanzo.

youtube.com/watch?v=r92aNtIg5Cc

Pharah

Pharah.

If you're lucio or mercy, yeah, but it's much easier to get those medals with an offense hero.

>Mercy wants to shrink your cock until it's a little sissy bitch clitty
>She promises a lifetime of amazing anal orgasms if you accept it
>What do

Can't believe it took so long for someone to fall for the bait.

Hey /owg/ what's happening in this image?

Pegging is probably gayer than gay

Being a useless onion-faced slag.

Tell her to stop her weird experiments and to open her mouth, it's her healslut discipline time.

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Scrawny piece of shit

vaginas are disgusting, delete this

I main d.va.

If it's between two members of the opposite sex it can't be gay by definition, user.

Rude.

Rape.

Stupid gooks and their Dva x Tracer ships

This is the only acceptable ship

Don't see many Pharahs these days, let alone getting POTGs. They have been cucked out of the meta even in casual play. Playing Pharah is incredibly frustrating.

The truth is rude. She got no ass too just like Ana.

Mercy's vagina is a healthy meal.

imagine being constantly brought near orgasm but denied it constantly while mercy stomps on your balls with her heels

Genji's reflect needs SOMETHING done to it, doesn't have to be as drastic as making flashbang ignore it, duration time, cooldown etc, but for fuck's sake at least make it more recognizable in the clusterfuck, a louder callout, more noticeable visuals, something. This way it's just boring guessing whether his MLG pro skill is on CD or not, if he can turn everything I throw at him against me I should at least be notified of it.

incest is wrong

if you wanna get fucked in the ass date a man

Don't stay in the closet

It's a clue
>2016
>09
>26
26 september

Is there anything more satisfying?

She has a qt, fit and toned butt.
She's perfect tbqh.

Mercy can't be five years older than Pharah, either Pharah needs to be younger or Mercy needs to be older. Also, how is Tracer 6 years younger than Pharah, but still a member of Overwatch and Pharah did not get the chance?

The thing is in casual play, even the really good Pharah's don't make big plays they're just a constant annoyance

there's nothing gay about having sex with a member of the opposite sex

are you retarded?

NOBODY FUCKING MOVE OR THE GREMLIN GETS IT

No
The best feelings are booping mobility characters to death, killing Tracers and killing an ulting Genji.

Is it just me or is the new map fucking shit?

>killing an ulting Genji
Which is what happens in the webm, yes

Killing a roadhog that missed his hook.

Tracer can't age due to her chest thing.

REAPFIELD NO THATS OUR PET HANA

>there's nothing gay about taking it in the ass and choking on it

yeah ok bud

>"is there anything more satisfying?"
>"no"
I was agreeing with it you sausage, because there isn't anything more satisfying

confirmed for braindead

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>playing hanzo
>arrow ready just waiting for the right moment
>hear ryujin no ken wo kurae!
>get spooked
>finger slips off mouse
>hear genji death groan

Get shittered son

Now I know this may be a unpopular opinion but I really think Junkrat may be an amputee.

I mean look at this ball joint, no actual knee could have a joint like that on top of it.

What do you guys think?

Oh. Then put me in a bun with mustard and onion 'cause I guess I'm a sausage.

lol whatever fag

>canon
>autistic MUH HATESEX ships like WidowTracer and JunkMei

Don't post this ever again.

>small and cute
>always lovely whenever you look at her
>so precious that you want to make her cry and tell her daddy on you

D.Va is for bully. Old geezers leave.

>widowmaker and mccree
>widowmaker and genji
>widowmaker and hanzo

puking tbqhwyf

Killing an ulting Gengu with naked Dva, with a pistol whip as the finishing blow

Pow!

UR GOING TO SPAWN U STUPID GOOK

I don't see it user

Σ(6+9+0+2+6) does equal 23 though...

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someone explain to me how pharah's suit joints work

Just hide behind a tank and 76's ult may as well be gone

Had a good kek, thanks user.

>Having sex with a woman is gay

I think you're confused.

it's armor

>Its a 'matchmaking throws me into impossible to win games' Day
How the fuck do people struggle on Vodka defence? How?

Why don't legendary duplicates give you 500 gold? It's like getting punished for already having the skin.

>skull tattoo on shoulder

Could Junkrat secretly be Sombra?????

>Pharah is autistic
I knew it.

it doesn't explain why her elbows and knees work like an action figure

did jeff give you the skins you wanted?

Speak for yourself. I'd rather take some Mercybutt. Yes I'm Genji