/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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Highlanders

tfw can't choose

It wasn't until the fourth time fighting him recently that I realised Spenser uses pocket sand.

post derisions.

Wow that one really did hurt...

nah not really retard

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keep trying because you're not on par with my prowess

naaki isn't a tranny dude
mittens made that shit up to make his grown man relationship seem less pathetic

post rock butt \(ω)/

more like we both made it up so when people began shitposting they'd be using wrong info and we'd think it was hilarious

and this general is still full of fucking retards so they believe it half a year later

probably because they didn't go long

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No.
:3

it was mittens idea because he wanted to make his shit seem less pathetic
you went with it because you're gullible and stupid

now people think mittens is normal and they think that you are an obsessive and creepy tranny, so yeah, good "joke" dude you sure fooled xivg

The similarity to the character is uncanny

>personal life struggles

yes you chimp, the life of a failed tranny is a difficult one

this entire event is a metaphor of your life, yoshida made it just for you

Anyone want to do potd 1-10 or a full clear? Balmung.

oh shit you're right...

wait no you're not go long retard

truly

>realized you are only slightly less crazy than fishface is

Someone kill me

dere dere mari, it'll be ok

So you only piss in your bed and think it's the best idea ever happened to mankind?

>we made it up for funsies!

You sound as pathetic as Rylai Clovertrap who said he deleted his tumblr to cause shitstorm in ffxivg, instead of it being a damage control action.

Don't worry hun, you don't need to pretend to be cool around here.

what am i wrong about?

that people think mittens is cool? no, not wrong about that
am i wrong about people thinking you are a crazy and creepy tranny? huh, no i'm not wrong about that either

maybe i'm wrong about people thinking your relationship was a one sided thirstfest on your side? oh, no, wait, i'm not wrong about that

from the very beginning mittens didn't want to be publicly associated with you lol

good morning cats

hanna banana

...People here are attracted to this?

Is this the power of KHAAAAAAAAAN!

>that people think mittens is cool?

I want the circlejerk to fuck off

>New looking for roleplay icon for player names

Truly, the golden age of hookups.

stop, I... I can't....can't!!!

yeah dude that's me, be sure to pass it around, here's my youtube youtube.com/user/farshnuke

people here are attracted to pixels and have a meltdown after they find out their sexy, pure partner looks and behaves like pic related

>Didn't get me as hard as last years

naaki is cute

why do people expect anything?
I mean sure if you do hook a cutie awesome but don't go expecting your C@ waifu irl

xivg never fails to remind me how good my life truly is. thank you all. never stop being pathetic.

Velvet is a really ugly fuck, fuck

your cat waifu is best case a failed tranny and worst case a greasy shut-in neckbeard, they only pretend to love each other to feel less lonely and because they only want to jerk off their avatars

>hyur only roulette

best feel

vekvet is a beautiful flower waiting to bloom

nut up or shut up shitlord

all because you went long..

to truly reach a higher realm, your second test requires you to put a mozz stick in your belly button

>its a catboy roulette

fuck the penalty

I don't have a cat waifu
I am a cat
I only trap right now anyways

lei is a real q(t)π

You're the one that feels a need to come in here and fling shit to these retards to feel better about yourself.

>it's a male au ra roulette
i won't be able to walk for weeks after they are done with me, but it was worth it

This is why you don't judge people based on their in-game characters and make sure they are cute irl before you do anything

rare brown banana

cutei

Am I cute irl guffy???

Can you stop. I was about to google mozz stick til i realized what you meant. Are you the apeball lizard? You seem otherwise fun. I couldn't fit a mozzarella stick in my navel anyway.

>caring about irl appearance more than personality
classic swede

guffy is cute both ingame and irl!

how hot is liora on a scale from 1 to 10

idc if you're amazing if you're 300lbs i have no interest

10 pumps.

>caring who you text fuck when you will 99% never meet said person
who cares lol

Yeah dude that's me

You gotta do it like this pic

>no interest in being friends with someone who is ugly
user...
;_;

I'm dripping wet right now bby

Who is this and is it a boy or a girl?

>white people

Alex post

friends is a different story
pretty sure this was talking about relationships
thats still gross tho

dogrunes footpussy

check my youtube - QUALITY CONTENT, DAILY UPLOADS, ONLY RULE: NO ASIANS

idk who you are
I don't erp so any kind of 'flirting' has to be about irl cuteness
You'll never know

God damn it. I hope that's not your stomach. I take back my compliment if it is.

There goes the thread

tsunbun

im gay irl

disgusting golem

Thats pretty fucked up. Weight is a lot easier to change than someone's entire personality or outlook. You could get with a person who is really compatible and say "Im not really comfortable with your weight." Thats not the same as calling someone ugly because unlike beauty, obesity isn't subjective.

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tsunbun
shana
abe
tummies
c@
butt
cute!!

enjoy never seeing him

I'd show you my pic of a ballsack in an ice-cream cone if I could

no dissing me retard, it's not my fault you aren't fit like me

>friends with meria
>judges people on appearance
doesn't add up

I didn't really care if they were pretty irl but then I hit the qt jackpot. now Im self conscious

don't drown yourself in wine...

you're thinking way too into something i wrote in 5 seconds

>knowingly affiliating with lardasses
Fat people are repulsive beyond appearance.

Most people who were really fat and lost weight looks so fucked up. You can tell they were fat before and a lot of them have stretch marks all over their skin or require surgery. Also, a lot of them have medical problems with thyroids, diabetes or other shit. I don't care if it makes me look superficial but if I am not physically attracted to someone it's over. Physical attraction is like 80%.

you guys do know that is velvet literally 1 month after hrt right

she is almost indistinguishable from a real girl, like ninii currently is

fuckin transphobes

It is a bit funny, if -any- post contains any of these words, you can be sure it's not about the game.

>I don't erp
>*nuzzles*

That bone structure will never go away

Should I base my main job off of how fun it is or how cool I look?

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fun is probably more important

rule of cool, nothing is fun

The second.

Levelling MCH right now.

How fun it is, I did the latter 3 times in a row and leveled 3 jobs I hate to 60 thinking Id eventually like it.

8/10