Senran Kagura General /skg/ #862

It belongs to Hikage!

The /skg/ stands for "Snake Kagura General"!

This thread?

But I still love Asuka.

No one gives a shit about that vanilla trash.

Well, at least then there's more for me.

wrong

I Asuka am old and broken! Puri!

A totally useless protagonist! Puri!

You should go find a useful protagonist like Yumi! Puri!

Yumi sure is totally great and amazing and has such a nice body! Everyone loves her! Puri!

I Asuka should just totaly give up and giving everything to Yumi! Puri!

I Asuka want to be part of her! She is perfect! Puri!

Fuck off, Yumi and Asuka are friends.

Fuck off, Yumi. You're not fooling anyone

Why does she look so pleased in a non-lewd way?

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just friends?

After 2 long months, I finally return. I have only one thing to say.

I HATE EVERY GIRL!

FUCK VANILLAFAGS!

Has it really been two whole months?

Hikage is a dog.

Are you sure you don't want to try some?

Yep. Last time I was here was June 25th

Just friends.

Hope everyone's day is going well while I appreciate Hanabi!

Mirai is a gothic lolita with an eyepatch and a parasol gun. Truly, Mirai is eternal.

If Katsuragi was the main character at one point.

Does that mean Hikage was the main "villain"?

I want to headpat an emotionless doggo

Yes I'm sure.

Naked boob pressing while also balancing a chocolate heart isn't something friends do though.

Yagyuu didn't change much too.

She may not have emotions, but you bet her tail does.

I want to sniff Haruka's farts

Until Nan turned her into a Hibarisexual.

How is that reflected in her visual design?

Friendly reminder that the original concept for Yagyuu was more or less a shota-like reverse trap

Friendly reminder that nothing really changed except they put the mind of a shota into the body of an actual woman

I want a loli Yagyuu.

It's not; that's the change she went through. Though I don't know when he did that.

Is there any sketches of proto-Yagyuu somewhere?

>having a regular senran dream
>suddenly suspended in a void with vices and having holes drilled in my limbs, where plants and other objects are then placed

That was very not boobs

yes
right here notice in the sketches on the bottom left that she's flat-chested and much shorter, the shota-ness came from her personality concept which didn't change all too much

Katsuragi wants you to be her popsicle.

Oh...
I thought it was some other thing not included it this. She's just got a more mature body and became a obsessive dyke.

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Out. And stay out.

I fear for the Yozakura one

Yagyuu is not an obsessive dyke!
Character flanderisation is not canon!
Not canon!

But I'm scared.

>what is EV

I'm afraid it is.

Bring it! It's only a Katsu, what's the worst thing she can do? She'll probably faint if she sees a penis

Brutal

NOT CANON!

it is though

NOT

I'd rather die than admit the Vita games are canon.

Too bad.

Not if she asserts dominance first.

Those Katsus are pretty big.

which senran has excessively large, shameful areola that are perfect for teasing?

No I don't want to be molested!

rin

Murasaki.

I want an anime spinoff that's similar to Galko.

Would you still love your senran even if she made you help her wax her butthole?

Where the Senran's talk about how hairy their assholes are?

Yes and yes

Only if she helps with mine

I want to have a threesome with Galko and Shiki

You wake up and see this. What do?

Teleporting Senran into the middle of a huge crowd with no clothes on!

I'm just going to leave my tomatoes here

I'm sure they'll still be here when I come back

>two lewd but pure gyarus on your dick

RIP

It's a well known fact that none of them have any areolas.

Tell Murasaki that if she's going to cuddle so closely when we sleep naked together that she has to stop sweating so much in her sleep

I fucking hate morning showers, I always take mine at night.

I'm going for a while. Make sure nothing bad happens to this squid.

>Not drowning in a Senran's bodily fluids

Get out and stay out.

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On the one hand, I agree, night showers are good.

On the other hand, don't complain about getting to sleep naked with a senran.

I love Hikage! Every thread!

And so Yagyu wound up with a bounty on her head.

I'll collect that bounty!

she's wanted in my heart

Hikage bathes herself with a rag on a stick!

>Lewd AND Pure Gyarus
Japan was a mistake.

How do we fix Yumi?

You could give her an actual personality and stop trying to make her the main character.

Only when I'm not around to wash her back for her.

She's rotten at the core. Her whole characterization is the problem.

I want to go to Hanzo Academy and have Yagyu be very suspicious of me, thinking I will try to steal Hibari away from her!

To counter it, she will try to "seduce" me, thus keeping me lo at her and not Hibari!

She will get me to call her "Big Sis" and tell me not to peek on her in the shower but then leave the shower door open.

I will of course peek and then "Big Sis" will tell me off! But secretly be happy as it is keeping attention away from Hibari.

Eventually she will go a little to far and end up having sex with me!

Then she will get all tsundere for me but we will keep having sex "to keep him away from Hibari" will be her excuse.

She will tell me "I-it's not like I like you or anything but Big Sis knows you have these urges! So she will help you out with them! OK? But it is just Big Sis helping and nothing more!".

She will eventually become pregnant and then realise she has actually been spending all her time with me and none with Hibari and she has fallen head over heals in love but was to scared to admit it!

There is no cure. Removal is the only hope.

This plan seems too convoluted, I'd just grab her breasts

Nice way to gain a quick death.

The rootin tootin boobin cow(tits)boy

Reminder that they did nothing wrong

It'll take a lot to kill me.

A fellow plain human confidant that he won't die quickly?

You must have a ace up your sleeve.

Well that, and when you grope a pair of tits juuuust right, a girl won't fight back.