Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>fear is gone
well fuck

but tshirts barely make profit

you'd make more money winning a honeypot

>Alliance disbanded
>OG is defunct and lost all their good players
>Liquid is falling apart
>SEACret is fucking garbage
>rtz and EE are homeless, going to make an awful meme team
>DC back to being trash after kicking the player who carried them and went like 22-0 because he and his mom got all the fame and it made them salty af

this fucking game mang

>tfw you're alt tabbed blogging in /d2g/ MID GAME because the first game of the night was so bad it ruined all chances of enjoying Dota for the rest of the night

nth 1437 and Bulba needs to be stopped!

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

secret is mufc tier now

>Matumbaman
>Singsing
>SexyBamboe
>Kuroky
>Jerax

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being top1 dota streamer is no joke

Insiderbro here

Fear is going to make a team with RTZ and some other shitters

Fear is fucking retiring, he saw the president of Estonia team and realized that is better to retire when he is at the top and be remembered as the legendary NA player who won it all, than the washed up cuck trying to stay relevant with seamonkeys because nobody else wants to play with him

I wonder why do you think they kicked Moo. I mean Misery should know what it feels like to be kicked after thinking you've done well.

Is lulmeander really an improvement?

TEAM SECRET DOTA 2
Pyo ‘MP‘ No-a
Yeik ‘MidOne‘ Nai Zheng
Lee ‘Forev‘ Sang-don
Clement ‘Puppey‘ Ivanov
Johan ‘pieliedie‘ Åström

>there are no EU fools to play with delusional little Estonian faggot so he managed to drag in some Koreans

l m a o

SOURCE ON 1437 AND BULBA LADS?

>everyone forgetting zai, sumail and universe are confirmed on EG

thats probably the single most surprising thing to take away from this

that guys time is way over

dota is so random that even they can win a tournament and after keep sucking as always

I said this after the shuffle where they got Universe, that nobody in EU/NA would play with him ever again.

that guys asshole

according to d2g secret is now a korean team

honestly why does this keep happening?

so much potential for new blood but they keep bringing these retards back

>Is lulmeander really an improvement?
No, Moo just needed to expand his hero pool
Misery is trying to imitate Poopey

twitter.com/BuLbaDotA/status/698379445082710016

Hopefully he retires.

It's all apart of Puppey's master plan to qualify for events through the SEA region.

it wasn't random

Valve made it random

and also tons of 322s

FEAR KOTLGUY DUAL CAST WHEN

>there are people who labor under the delusional that s4, loda, or bulldog are good

Can someone post more Taeyeon

if og s4 bulldog jerax is true then hoyl shit that might be the worst team ive ever seen

attacker is pretty handsome desu

>every player on old Speed Gaming is now a free agent

ANIME REDEMPTION ARC

GET READY D2G

>believing any of those retarded rumours

shit bait 0/10.

Arteezy
Cr1t
Zai
Aui_2000
Bulba

u heard it here first

s4 when he is playing his best is top 3 without a doubt. When he underperforms he is barely 6k shitter in ranked.

>tfw you want to play with Fly but his retarded little brother NoTail is always hanging on

>rtz

he literally only played with them for one tournament

who's the captain, fucknuggets

>korean dream is ruined by poopey

>TSM SIGNS DOTA 2 TEAM

Ludwig "Zai" Wåhlberg
Amer "Miracle-" Al-Barkawi
Kim "QO" -Seon-Yeop
Artour "Arteezy" Babaev
Andreas Franck "Cr1t-" Nielsen

>TSM SIGNS DOTA 2 TEAM

>pieliedie
>free agent

'no'

>BULBA
STOP
STOP
STOP

bulba of course

>PLD
>Speed gaming fans are THIS retarded.

kill yourself my friend

What in the name of fuck is going on??

bulba thouhg

>secret became a korean team
all right then

>Febby got backstabbed by his teammates

the first true re-shuffle, every team finally gets out of their comfort zones

>secret with a bunch of literal whos from china
>fear out of EG
>alliance disband

LMAO

!Attacker

did fear actually want to retire or was he forced to

Loda, Limmp, Niqua, Handsken, Akke

>these shit shuffles
singsing fangays ww@? just need a decent 5 and we're good, thecoon is a dota god desu

>people still memeing about zai when he's confirmed in EG

don't get your hopes up memers

>bulba can keep managing to worm his way into these teams but ixmike can't

come on man just one last time

What if they made an upgrade to Blink Dagger but made it cost 9000 gold?

I just want sing to stream men, this fucking joke teams are going nowhere

?

zai officially out dota2.com/majorsregistration/list

Singsing will literally never be top tier ever again.

Isnt singshit a 2gds bottom bitch now

developing his overwatch clone or smth fucking laowai

>he fell for the attacker honeypot

reminder that attacker is hot garbage

Yeah what fucking if, right? What if the upgrade was 9000 gold? Wow. A 9000 gold upgrade. That sounds like something.

So what if they did that guys? Made a 9k gold upgrade to blink? What do you think about that?

he probably actually wanted to retire. he has made like 2.5 million from dota (not including team salary) and can easily become a coach or caster while investing that money and never have to worry about money again. he isnt going to get any better and the hand injury probably doesnt help things plus the dude is like 28 years old and needs to actually settle down at this point

This is a shit lineup if I've ever seen one

HAHAHAHHAHA EG IS FUCKING DONE, THE USA DREAM IS FUCKING OVER

Singsing to liquid

ZAI'S OUT

How in the living fuck does Bulba still gets invited to a tier 1 team? I could understand it if its artour or jacky because they have the skills sometimes to pay the bills but Bulba?
Jesus Christ that guy is one of those living in the past guys and can only play one (1) hero and didn't improve at all.
I'll bet his resume has Team Liquid are doing in it.

guys I'm actually scared, OG are gonna put a strong team together since everyone snapped up the honeypot players.

2016-08-27 13:14:09 PDT Zai () Evil Geniuses (ID: 70884685) Released from team

>the uk has at least 1.5 paki muslims in it
lmao nice image. very culturally enriching.

>PPD
>Secret

Secret will never lose.

>literal whos from china

You successfully triggered me

>secret

>puppey: me peame roshan!
>forev: 즉,이 바보를 말하는
>mp: 당신은 자지를 빨아 좋아하는
>Miduan:Saya rasa dia mahu mempertahankan asas
>pld:bara döda mig snälla

2016-08-27 13:14:09 PDT Zai () Evil Geniuses (ID: 70884685) Released from team

So sumail was speaking paki all along on EG?!?!

okay I've been afk for the past few hours and just come back

can someone tell me everything crazy that just happened?

I only know EG/Alliance have disbanded and the new Secret roster. What else happened?

>people want to play with bulba
what the fuck is wrong with the pro scene

>the mad man is actually kicking everyone on the team

this is it boys PPD has finally actually done insane

...

b-b-b-ut that one retard in this thread kept saying zai was confirmed EG

>Zai -Evil Geniuses (ID: 70884685) - Released from team

shit...

You should crop those Korean webcomics to go with these posts now.

Looks like the team is changing orgs since GGA / EG / Alliance are no more.

>Zai following his boy Arteezy.

Arteezy is the only one who matters.

I just want him on a good team to win TI7.

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