/d2g/ Dota 2 Gulag

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
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is midone our guy?

Where ever he ends up that will be the best team in the scene I am sure

My Korean girlfriend

>Facebook

why did you get a brown one?

Where were you when GGA was kill?

>SEAmoneky

>facebook
It seems like only SEA people use it as a primary tools of communication/blogging, why's that?

wow nice
here's mine (on the left)

Or maybe its because the game has only been really profitable and and served as a career for less than 3 years. In fact, one could argue that the Valve majors were what made it an option. Where do you expect old players who quit to suddenly come from?

When the game came out you could hardly make a living so it would have been an utter gamble to opt for a DotA career. Fear is probably not even quitting because hes old but because of his arm, so its a health issue and has nothing to do with age. Lets speak in 10 years and see how the scene developed but DotA2 sure as hell isnt a game that you need to quit because youre too slow. Hell 95% of the shit happening in DotA is knowledge and ability to read your opponent. Reaction time hardly ever really matters.

MOBAs simply are inhabited by children so another reason why hardly any old people play is might also be because being on a team is a complete fucking chore. Imagine being forced to put up with a bunch of entitled, spoiled, narcissistic and mentally handicapped children like Arteezy all day.

Exactly.

I was busy not being a cancerous weeb.
Hope you get perma banned.
PS: you will never be a loli girl and you will get to have a loli girl

yeah that must be why all the teaams are picking up newblood even now huh

Where were you, when Puppan's hopes of ever being Tier 1 again were kill?

How long until MP and Forev introduce SMTM to Puppey?
youtube.com/watch?v=-OffEv5JZSM

Who wants to queue on EU West right now together?

Requirement: Must be cool with a 1.2k mmr teammate.

Brutal

Where were you when Alex Garfield secured his pension?

I was trying to watch a reupload of an EG vid on JewTube the other day and it had been taken down as a result of a copyright strike from "twitch interactive ltd", which I found interesting

>you will never be a loli girl
virtual reality
>you will never get to have a loli girl
virtual reality/future sexbots

how do i find people to play with in dota

post steam qt

>PS: you will never be a loli girl and you will get to have a loli girl
Good, I hate lolis

is that tattoo in bhutanese or tengwar or what

>enemy team

Picks full cancer.

>my team

memepicks xD

How do I get to 2k? This was a random Tinker btw, I never played the hero before but he seems alright.

back when they picked up ee and bulba? don't really remember desu

why are asian girls such sluts

black women are the only pure women left in this world

Amazon/Twitch bought GGA (and EG) years ago

is there a bigger faggot than a garfield

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gook filter grows larger by the day

think its time for you to fuck back off to /scv/ with your korean spam

>implying he won't get carried by superior gook genes

No, lets meet in an in-game chat instead.
Join dot/a/

Obviously, I'm just saying I found it interesting

If koreans keep getting plastic surgery for dozen of generations

will they eventually be born good looking?

Note how I said be, not pretend to be.
You can choose to live in an illusion tho.Keeps your weeb cancer away from reality.

I need to get on this filter posts by image thing

w-where will he go bros? ;_;

somebody snored through their bio 101 class

hola reddito

Loda, although loda did not graduate in black studies like Garfield did after he became a CEO, for no fucking reason

No sadly, it's all relying on having new beautiful genetics entering said pool.

Maybe some Japanese korean hybrid would solve their ugly face problem
4chanx github google it

bOner said Kaipi have no captain
Who would make a good captain for them?

>literal monkey trouble
pls go

EE

Ledasha please go

bulba is our guy. please report any redditors you see slandering him

To McDonalds

sexbots arent an illusion if they exist in reality you dumb fucking retard

>harambe.jpg

cuddle up with 2GD

>Major or two down the road
>Kick Gooks
>Poach Dendi and General from NaVi
>Usher in era of Neo-Navi aka Secret

Artstyle cannot draft nor lead a team. So long as he captains he's stifling progress. Literally whenever I watch a NaVi game the casters mention how uncoordinated the team feels and how everything starts falling apart once the team is clearly no longer talking to eachother.

WHATS THE CURRENT CONFIRMED TEAMS?

>want to communicate efficiently
>not able to form coherent long sentences in english
>everything you post seems so awkwardly and shittily phrased no one even replies to you so they don't get affected by cringe
But seriously what do I do? I'm perfectly able to consume entertainment products in english but when it comes to actual communication it becomes insufferably awkward

he said good

Anyone but EE.

on the contrary, if they disguise their genetics with surgery they're gonna get more and more ugly because the actually attractive ones will not have an edge when it comes to finding a partner

my cuckolding girlfriend

he is good enough for this meme team.

>Thinking anything ever will come close to even resemble flesh and real human interaction.
Illusions, delusions, mental illness.
Themes of your weeb existence.

Back in the 5.84 days I used to play in an all random inhouse IRC channel and some of the better players from back then that didn't quit still hover around 5k today.
They have jobs and play less but are still pretty good even though they're in the mid to late 30ies.

EG and Alliance disbanded as their parent company GGA got disbanded by Amazon.

A lot of people working there just got fired hours ago.

>actually listening to casters

SEAcret and Navi staying the same are the most relevant, even if they end up being T3
All others are shit

read out loud in english u cuck

>you now remember EG.Machine is a person that exists

they actually changed jerax for bulba?

youtube.com/watch?v=pQ6IA1BCQPk

lmao for those who only know him from his earth spirit plays, he is godlike on rubick and shadow fiend

Kaipi have finally started winning and playing as a team.
EE's account should be perma low prio.

how old are you?

type faster

>Not just muting the casters and listening only to the pure dota

What a fucking casual amirite

>incholesterol

Why did Amazon buy GGA then? Just to get Twitch?

This is just getting silly.

REMINDER:
The only way to cure this general from animeNEETs, avatarfags, and unfunny incredibly autistic shitposters is to bully them away.
Trashtalk bully them, then report.

>bots can build 5 mekans and all the heals will stack

based valve am i right

To get majority control of Twitch.

They have a stand-in.

Yeah, except for the fact they're playing with standins who are confirmed on other teams and that means they wont be playing the same down the road

Because they invested in E-sports and owning teams and a powerhouse wouldn't be bad

>giving them yous instead of reporting and ignoring them
lmoa

Is this shuffle the end of competitive dota?

...

Does your enunciation sound wrong? Your written english is good, so it's hard to identify what the issue is.

Post a vocaroo or something.

has there ever been more concentrated rage and salt in a single picture???

Guys please tell me Zai gnna play with RTZ + Cr1t and not MSS or Smash or another fucking monkey. Please tell me everything is going to be okay. :(

let him fuck his sexbots atleast his genes will cease to exist and we won't have to deal with his offspring

I do!

thoughts on james now that valve cant cuck him anymore?

they didnt even pay him for shanghai

well ppd isn't there so no

Well play somewhere else other than aus
It's not the rest of the world's or Valve's fault that your country absolutely refuses to move into the 21st century.

what's going on with gga?

This is just the beginning.

Zai, RTZ, Cr1t and QO will form a super team, dw pham

How does changing Jerax for Bulba makes any sense?
Someone redpill me please

Dissolved by Amazon

whos the guy on the right

I don't know if I can play today, but if you post then I'll add.

It just works!
No clue tb.h

If he have a good idea for an arena fps, he can make it.

I think the fact that the vast majority of the Dota 2 talent still stands behind him says something.

I have a feeling we might see a return of James in Dota2 post-Diabotical launch on Steam.

Ship is sinking and Alex Garfield took the sole lifeboat

>RTZ
Oh god please no I actually like those players.

who's that brown lesbian on the right