Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

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Previous thread:

hyur boypussy

Meow

>when the tank dies because forgall instantly autoattacks after hell wind
>and he comes straight for you
>a MNK
>Fists of Earth up in this bitch
>no positionals getting hit
>healers are bros and keep you alive for a good minute of tanking
>when the next tank dies because forgall autos after the 2nd hellwind
>and he comes straight to you
>and you die
>when you're still top dps

xth for leveling gear

Early for comfy is the true endgame.

those glasses look so stupid

post pits in that set

Grown ass man.

I want to kill myself. I fucking hate you.

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>tfw just yelled at a nigglet infront of his fat ass mother
ippiki would be proud.

Turn around and show us your round ass.~

Brown slut hour, post your favorites.

god i would drag my dick through a mile of broken beer bottles just to sniff that c@pit

That's not my idea of comfy. This is.

le shirou has arrived

come at me idiot

Which ebin do you HATE and wish was gone?

I hate this mutt and his goddamn medals.

>not wine bottles
myself

But I love you, user.

Did you Vpose in that? Or Huzzah I guess. Pretty cool either way.

Is Ippiki dead? Is dumb cat dead? I haven't been around.

post nude mod of ur lala

nth for black

RM

I don't think I will~

y-you too

sHUT

Sorry to disappoint you Meister shitposter but it's not you.

S.T.

Post it!

i like your cheeks tho

im going to be sick, jesus fucking christ

When you becomed webbed by an erper
You don't even want to erp them and enjoy their company
I'm dumb right?

Lizard Dude here, reminding you to take it easy.

Wow now thats a booty I wanna plunder.

You post nice thing, I post nice thing.

want to change race will accept fanta, pst

Paladin /bstance, timed so that I thrust my sword skyward as the knights did. Easier to do on DRK though, just gotta turn Darkside on.

i-i was kidding about yelling at that fine young black boy. p-please have mercy.

Nice hat, Woody.

cringey

It's alright Aranae. It'll be over soon.

Meowmeow ffxiv thread, how are you today?

I'm sleepy but I don't want to go to sleep

I want to die.

I forgot how they make you do these dungeon runs early in the game, Sastasha, copperbell, tam tara

>When you made these for someone just to find out you may as well throw them out now
Tequila night is a great night it seems.

why doesn't chemo sperg on these posts? yet if someone else does it (tripfag/popular avatarfag/girl irl) he flips out

Full of relief and regret.

never ever

oh okay sorry, hope everything's ok

Pretty terrible. Got nothing accomplished, completely lethargic. I feel betrayed by some of my friends who are becoming degenerates despite my best efforts to help them. Feels like nobody appreciates help anymore. Getting tired of this game very quickly.

I'm getting bored just subbed last week got glad to 17 and maurader to 23 but someone told me to skip the side quests and just level to 50 doing story quests but damn this is gay I still don't have a mount. I keep playing because my character is literally my waifu and I'm depressed

Noriko...

Nope, and I'm not on Balmung boy am I glad I didn't transfer now.

because zettai is sweet and doesn't post very often despite the name dropping

cringey af

I'm going to kill shirou

Sugi post

>friends who are becoming degenerates despite my best efforts to help them. Feels like nobody appreciates help anymore
people are going to do what they want and there's not a whole lot you can do about it, although I agree with your second point very much

do fates until you have 2000 seals, get to the point in the story where you join a GC and then you can get a chocobo

you can beat your depression!

cringey

Shyv...
not everyone wants help. stop trying to solve people's problems when they don't want you to.

why would he kill his boyfriend?

>Trying to get another character caught up after neglecting it
What an awful idea.

release me at last

>Trying
Awful idea indeed

>failed killing beepy
He won't mess it up this time.

when was the last time you visited him, xivg?

Who?

Good bye.

You say goodbye, but I say hello.

If your existence is only reasonable, maybe you should make it better.

He's cold company.

>Male highlander friend finds out about Balmung
>Tell them don't go
>Says they'll be fine and they're just going to bang a few catgirls.
Fast forward a month later
>He now plays as a fucking catgirl with a impregnation fetish and hops in the first dick that looks at him.
>Came out recently
I hate this server

Who's the best at giving fellatio xivg?

whats wrong with reasonable? reasonable is good by definition.

>came out recently

So he was always gay and Balmung just made him secure enough to realize it.

What's the problem?

What's their name?

Nothing, I'm just quoting the old RMT bots

>impregnation
I don't do that anymore. I keep losing my rolls and getting knocked up.

Sounds like a good ending.

Aside from the Balmung and catgirls.

>hops in the first dick that looks at him.
I think you're mistaken and he just has a thing for periscopes and submarines.

>Crystal Caravan
>no Crystal Chronicles related items


Suck my fucking dick, Square

You mock my life with meaningless RMT bot quotes?

;) obey your thirst ;)

Casseia Majumdar

I mock everything with meaningless RMT bot quotes

What do 2000 seals do?

I'm sure there's meaning if you look behind it.

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she doesn't erp.

oh wait, i realized you need to be in a GC before you can get seals from fates...oops

2000 seals is the number you need to get a chocobo

I wish you'd mock me with meaningless RMT quotes...

>Dzemael Darkhold
>no one holds you
>:[

Does anyone here like miqote?

i like miqote but i dont like you

not yours

i LOVE this miqo'te

post pits?

I don't even know why I laughed at this shit

Who in all of /xivg/ has the CUTEST catboy?

I need to know for a school project.

What did I do...

Why not...

Why should I...

:) im here all night